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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

schadenfreude

but I guess you know that :D
Schoodenfroodie doesn't properly describe enjoying this. The Labour Right were all prepared for celebration in 2017 & actually over the moon in 2019, after deliberately sabotaging an election the loss of which would definitely kill thousands of people. The left did not sabotage this, we just didn't campaign for a bunch of cunts. And, no significant power has been handed over to the Tories, there's no serious consequences: this outcome is actually for the best, in the long run, since it will hopefully lead to the country actually having an opposition party, one that actually makes at least token gestures towards socialism. If we happen to get to watch our enemies suffer whilst a good thing happens, there's no shame in that :D

I did not vote Labour for the first time in my life in the Senedd, but I actually didn't expect them to get owned this hard, and I've got to say I'm pleasantly surprised how the narrative is going with Welsh Labour's relative success: relatively left wing Welsh Labour gains ground, whilst right wing English Labour eats poo poo with a rusty spoon :unsmigghh:

e:
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1390465305038761987
lmao eat poo poo centrists (hopefully the independent isn't fash, I just quoted for the 42)

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 21:14 on May 7, 2021

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/Survation/status/1379214047846006785?s=20

Clearly the answer is more centrism

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

This is just too beautiful for words. Today has been like a parody of the strongest possible repudiation of centrism.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I've been playing the new Resident Evil and hear me out, the new Labour Leader should be an eight foot tall goth woman who could smash a man's skull with her tits. I feel this would unite the party.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1390761834341412868

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.


*porntubishly* Nice

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

crispix posted:

bets on keith being on i'm a celebrity get me out of here this autumn? :laugh:

the useless scrotum

He's going to be the UK's Eurovision entry for 2022. He will come twenty-fifth.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1390577414359691264?s=19

Ash seems to have a good take here. Stuff can poll well but the Tories can pinch one or two and there needs to be something more.

The labor right is still garbage tho.

nurmie
Dec 8, 2019
One thing that seems extremely weird to me is how *a lot* of people - from graun comment sections and UK subreddits and all the way to supposedly big-brain pundits and seemingly Labour strategy advisers (who really, really should know better) - treat the election results as if they are parts of the entire electorate, as opposed to parts of "whoever bothered to actually vote". I can honestly kind of see how Keith's strategy could make sense if you assume that vote percentages represent 100% of all voters - in this case it *does* look that voters are switching from Lab to Con and that you have to embrace whatever the Tories are embracing to win the voters back. Trouble is, that's an incredibly wrong assumption.

Like, if you look at Hartlepool results in their entirety throughout the years, it's incredibly obvious that there is a bloc of right-wing voters and a bloc of left-wing voters - both roughly constant in size throughout the years - and that these blocs only bother to turn up if they see something that they think is worth voting for. The jumps between these blocs are minimal (at least from the stats i've seen) - lack of turnout is much more of a factor. I suppose the same can be said about great many of Labour losses in other places - it's not that Conservatives gained that much more voters, it's that nobody bothered to vote for Labour this time

Also, it'd be nice if all the vote results would bother including "didn't vote" as a voter category. I think that'd be quite eye-opening for quite a few people

1965917
Oct 4, 2005


The "Both sides are as bad as each other" narrative is horseshit though.

The right of the party sabotaged the left when they were in charge and then gutted it to get rid of anyone left of center when they were in charge.
Labour came so close to winning in 2017, if the melts had just swallowed their pride and worked with the left they'd be in power right now.

So no, I'm not buying this "faults on both sides" excuse, this is entirely of the centrists making.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

nurmie posted:

Also, it'd be nice if all the vote results would bother including "didn't vote" as a voter category. I think that'd be quite eye-opening for quite a few people

They do, although not explicitly. 100-turnout is the "Didn't Vote" category.

Also in Scotland voters were advised to turn in a blank ballot if they didn't want to vote on either constituency or list. As a result the number of excluded ballots has multiplied; normally you'd get maybe 20-30 per constituency, this time we're getting 100-200.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

1965917 posted:

The "Both sides are as bad as each other" narrative is horseshit though.

The right of the party sabotaged the left when they were in charge and then gutted it to get rid of anyone left of center when they were in charge.
Labour came so close to winning in 2017, if the melts had just swallowed their pride and worked with the left they'd be in power right now.

So no, I'm not buying this "faults on both sides" excuse, this is entirely of the centrists making.

Not to mention that Corbyn started his leadership by reaching out to the right, putting them in his shadow cabinet and giving them an unprecedented level of freedom to disagree with him. And they launched a loving coup.

Starmer meanwhile opened by purging the left and trying to kick Corbyn out of the party.

So yeah, the idea that "both sides need to work together" is for the birds. We tried it, they didn't want to, now they need to gently caress off and die.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

1965917 posted:

The "Both sides are as bad as each other" narrative is horseshit though.

The right of the party sabotaged the left when they were in charge and then gutted it to get rid of anyone left of center when they were in charge.
Labour came so close to winning in 2017, if the melts had just swallowed their pride and worked with the left they'd be in power right now.

So no, I'm not buying this "faults on both sides" excuse, this is entirely of the centrists making.

2017 is kind of the point though, it's not just the sum of policies but a push for the many but the few which is stronger electorally than the individual policies. I think implying ash is saying both sides are equally bad is a really stupid reading.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I don't think the left are the ones trying to court retired property owners

Bit patronising of Ash tbh, yes I know that working renters have different class interests to retired property owners thanks

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Both sides are as bad as each other in that the labour left need to split like yesterday. There’s no saving labour this time. We need a new party.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Full Corbyn interview on Channel 4

https://youtu.be/_qJc85PFD_A

God I miss that man.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
yeah the labour right is an inoperable tumor imo :rip:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
they haven't just bitten the hand that fed them they've chopped it off and pissed on it and diarrheaed on it

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Mebh posted:

So as the left what do we do from here? It's not like we're all going to rejoin labour to try to fight for a left wing candidate to take over their shitshow. The only way out is another party backed by the socialist lot from labour and that's... just not going to happen?

Be bloody funny if corbs split off into another party for this and had a party in nandos though.

The momentum in Europe is toward green parties coming out of nowhere. It might be that we could get our entryism in now and seize the green apparatus. It's not a certain bet; there are no certain bets. With the Labour party turbo hosed, though, there's votes and political loyalties not being used that might as well be spent on a punt like this.

Another possibility is for Labour's SCG to splinter into a new party. If this becomes our parliamentary punt, then it leaves options open. If it fails, everybody jumps ship onto the green punt. If the party stays around but a green party surge starts, this vote split is a good bargaining position to demand the greens stay with the proletariat.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/lmharpin/status/1390766477997920259?s=19

Go home Jewish Chronicle you're drunk.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Regarde Aduck posted:

Both sides are as bad as each other in that the labour left need to split like yesterday. There’s no saving labour this time. We need a new party.

It's this. The party is dead, it cannot be saved, it's rotten to the core.

Scunnered to hear Jackie Bailie, possibly the single worst person in ScotLab & MSP for Faslane has kept her seat. Jackson Carlaw too, but that's less of a surprise because Newton Mearns is the closest thing Scotland has to those loving dreadful Cotswolds places like Chipping Norton

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

sebzilla posted:

Full Corbyn interview on Channel 4

https://youtu.be/_qJc85PFD_A

God I miss that man.

More than ever the treatment of Corbyn by the media and the right wing elements of labour makes my blood boil. The fact that they are trying to pin this catasrophic result on him, rather than reconizing that they spit in the face of the socialists, is just another reason to tell them all to gently caress off forever.

The problem though, is that when the left is this divided, we basically abandon all hope of ever seeing our people in power, especially while the majority of the public is enthralled to the press and believes everything they say.

I honestly dont see a solution to this other than waiting for all the gammon to die out...

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

crispix posted:

yeah the labour right is an inoperable tumor imo :rip:

This is why it's hard to feel badly about any current Labour MPs or councillors losing their seats. Aside from a small handful of good ones, having less of the fuckers around is only going to make it easier to take back control of the party if the opportunity ever arises.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Azza Bamboo posted:

The momentum in Europe is toward green parties coming out of nowhere. It might be that we could get our entryism in now and seize the green apparatus. It's not a certain bet; there are no certain bets. With the Labour party turbo hosed, though, there's votes and political loyalties not being used that might as well be spent on a punt like this.

Another possibility is for Labour's SCG to splinter into a new party. If this becomes our parliamentary punt, then it leaves options open. If it fails, everybody jumps ship onto the green punt. If the party stays around but a green party surge starts, this vote split is a good bargaining position to demand the greens stay with the proletariat.

Both would be ideal. SCG + Greens with union support. Sitting MPs and councillors, solid ground game, decent finances.

Shame the SCG are such making GBS threads loyal cowards.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

As a resident of Dumbarton: gently caress.

(Still don't regret not voting though, the SNP don't give any more or less of a gently caress about Dumbarton than Labour do, and a pile of rancid shite could run here with a red rosette and win).

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Uh, is this accurate? It doesn't sound accurate.

Anyway I did a projection based on number of MPs elected yesterday & it turned out a whopping 650 seat majority for the Tories

e: I just double checked the overall results so far & I think this might be a bit creative with the truth

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 7, 2021

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/lmharpin/status/1390787735993135113
I have no idea what 'left wing Lab coup' could mean in this context, unless he thinks Corbs and the other 10 or so left MPs are going to do an actual Bolshevism.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

sebzilla posted:

Both would be ideal. SCG + Greens with union support. Sitting MPs and councillors, solid ground game, decent finances.

Shame the SCG are such making GBS threads loyal cowards.

I think that's a little unfair. The SCG - well at least the older members - feel with some justification that the Labour Party rightfully belongs to them and that abandoning it to the Fabians and the assorted Red Tories would be a betrayal of the people that set up the party. There's undoubtedly some degree of fear of the outright wilderness but to someone like Corbyn, protege of Tony Benn and a member for over 50 years, letting the Henry Jackson mutants run riot in *his* party would be the worst possible outcome.

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 23:26 on May 7, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm reminded of John Rock telling a detractor "Young man, don't you sell my church short." when questioned about whether his life's work was going against his religion. His Church sold him short.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/lmharpin/status/1390787735993135113
I have no idea what 'left wing Lab coup' could mean in this context, unless he thinks Corbs and the other 10 or so left MPs are going to do an actual Bolshevism.

i think they should tbh. with bicorn hats and muskets like that jersey nutter

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i wonder if the bicorn hat will ever come back into fashion

i have never worn one, but i've always looked silly in any kind of hat i have tried on. just don't have the head for hats

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why did they move from the bicorn to the tricorn and stop there?

What about dodecacorn hats?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Eventually you just end up with a bowler.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
haven't a hat head

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Eventually you just end up with a bowler.
Cantor's Orangeman.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There was a dude at work the other day wearing a black suit and a cowboy hat. Cool looking dude, I wish I could wear hats.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I saw a guy in that getup in court once, turned out he nonced his sister

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/lmharpin/status/1390787735993135113
I have no idea what 'left wing Lab coup' could mean in this context, unless he thinks Corbs and the other 10 or so left MPs are going to do an actual Bolshevism.

The man is a dipshit fear peddler, he's been done for libel more than any other journalist in the UK.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that's not a very nice anecdote to share :(

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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I mean I thought it was a cool outfit at first, went right off the whole cowboy look by the end though

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