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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Shayna Baszler posted:

this is just a way for them to obfuscate the actual evil things the wwe has done when people go to google "wwe evil"

This is correct

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JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Edward Mass posted:

I remember they renamed AJ Styles 'Jackson' something or other. This was before WWE hired Styles.

e: it was Jackson Shaw.

The WWE name generator must have been set to love interest in a YA Novel that day.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Shayna Baszler posted:

i heard that the reason Charlotte looks different now, is because she got vaccinated, and it's changing her DNA into mushroom. the mushroom DNA releases spores into the air that infect people, causing illness. wwe replica championship title is antenna for spores and spores collect in grooves of replica title to spread infection of mushroom dna to wwe universe. wwe tag team belts symbol of illuminati "twins" and joe biden approved use of "gay clone" technique to swap original dead charlotte flair with mushroom vaccinated clone with different bone structure changed to be antenna for vaccine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB36_-fh1sk

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Dango Bango posted:

It would be really, really funny to me if all of WWE's new programming is SEO based.

This is literally the reason why they promoted Edge/Orton as The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever. WWE is booking by algorithm now.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Charlotte is pretty and a very nice person

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Benne posted:

This is literally the reason why they promoted Edge/Orton as The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever. WWE is booking by algorithm now.

Introduce a new GM named Albert Gorithim

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Eat My Fuc posted:

Charlotte is pretty and a very nice person

i agree she seems pretty chill on ig and stuff, she’d be fun to hang out with outside of her job probably

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Shayna Baszler posted:

this is just a way for them to obfuscate the actual evil things the wwe has done when people go to google "wwe evil"

they already made it impossible to learn the truth when you google "wwe bad"

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

oldpainless posted:

Introduce a new GM named Albert Gorithim

The villain of the new Space Jam is an AI named Al-G Rhythm

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

boxcarhobo posted:

i agree she seems pretty chill on ig and stuff, she’d be fun to hang out with outside of her job probably

Don't care about her looks and she may be chill on IG but I still don't think that highly of people that repeatedly don't care to pay attention enough of others in the ring so they can get their moves in. It wasn't just the once but Kairi was the worst. I know, I know. It's wwe and probably encouraged since she is the Chosen One and genetically superior so not all her fault but still... not going to stan for Charlotte. Granted, since she isn't a paedo or a nazi or directly taking money to shill for a genocidal regime so compared to most of the roster she seems like a saint.

These comments make me wonder who is the nicest and most chill wrestler of all time and not just wwe. DDP? Those Paul London and Brian Kendrick shoot dvds from a decade ago made me think they might be cool to hang out with. Would RVD be cool or just a little bit sad as the tryhard uncle who still tries to party like it's 1999?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

they already made it impossible to learn the truth when you google "wwe bad"

They attempted to do this to submission sorority too, always trying to shut down the little guy

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
My only opinion on Charlotte is that she's been the same boring character having the same boring storylines for years and for some reason she's touted as an all time great even though she's been surpassed by many of her contemporaries.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Barry Bluejeans posted:

The villain of the new Space Jam is an AI named Al-G Rhythm

There's no way this is real.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

DogsInSpace! posted:


These comments make me wonder who is the nicest and most chill wrestler of all time and not just wwe.
Nick Lovin’.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Vandar posted:

Ahem. Call it by it's proper name.

Is there another name? I just have known T-Bone for the longest time.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

TheKingslayer posted:

There's no way this is real.

it's true. they're making a new Space Jam.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TheKingslayer posted:

There's no way this is real.

quote:

When basketball champion and global icon LeBron James and his young son Dom (Cedric Joe) – who dreams of being a video game developer rather than follow his father's footsteps – find themselves trapped in Serververse, a virtual space ruled by a rogue A.I. named Al-G Rhythm (Don Cheadle), LeBron must save his son and get them home safe by leading Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Lola Bunny and the whole gang of notoriously undisciplined Looney Tunes to win a basketball match against Al-G's digitized champions on the court, the Goon Squad: a powered-up virtual avatar of professional basketball stars as you’ve never seen them before. It’s Tunes versus Goons in the highest-stakes challenge of his life, that will redefine LeBron’s bond with his son and shine a light on the power of being yourself.

Sinistar
May 8, 2004

I hunger.

Rick posted:

Is there another name? I just have known T-Bone for the longest time.

Beeboo Crawshanks?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Hey look, a fun spot happened in NXT

https://twitter.com/wrestlinggary/status/1392275066537250817?s=21

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

JT Smiley posted:

My only opinion on Charlotte is that she's been the same boring character having the same boring storylines for years and for some reason she's touted as an all time great even though she's been surpassed by many of her contemporaries.

Ah, so the default WWE Superstar

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

WWE totally ignoring refs as a part of the story of a wrestling matches is one of the things they do that bugs me most. How cool is this moment? I wish I knew more about this ref he seems like a swell dude and pretty fun getting himself all pumped up after the leapfrog. Hell, it'd be cool if WWE even said refs names on TV.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hey for those of you thinking of catching any NXT clips, avoid the Raquel/Mercedes match. The audience poo poo all over it. It was a very sloppy match with the facade of being physical. Raquel forgot to sell during several spots as well.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

DarkstarIV posted:

Hey for those of you thinking of catching any NXT clips, avoid the Raquel/Mercedes match. The audience poo poo all over it. It was a very sloppy match with the facade of being physical. Raquel forgot to sell during several spots as well.

I'm not going to watch it but frankly I've seen you say things like this and it not be true. Also how did the audience poo poo on it when there isn't an audience unless there was a NXT trainee revolt. I also wish Io was the champion still because she's great, and I don't care about Raquel/Mercedes etc. I like Shotzi though, and Ember...if she's in NXT still.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Eat My Fuc posted:

I'm not going to watch it but frankly I've seen you say things like this and it not be true. Also how did the audience poo poo on it when there isn't an audience unless there was a NXT trainee revolt. I also wish Io was the champion still because she's great, and I don't care about Raquel/Mercedes etc. I like Shotzi though, and Ember...if she's in NXT still.

They have a small crowd in the CWC.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Eat My Fuc posted:

I'm not going to watch it but frankly I've seen you say things like this and it not be true. Also how did the audience poo poo on it when there isn't an audience unless there was a NXT trainee revolt. I also wish Io was the champion still because she's great, and I don't care about Raquel/Mercedes etc. I like Shotzi though, and Ember...if she's in NXT still.

They have audience members in the CWC now. And have for awhile. And yes, the match sucked. Taking the title off of Io was an absolutely massive mistake when it happened, and it's only getting worse in hindsight. Raquel is actually more bland than Kross, which is saying something.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

Pylons posted:

They have a small crowd in the CWC.

Of real people not employees? that’s news to me so sorry Darkstar

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

GUYS I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE TAPINGS AT THE CWC AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE ABSOLUTE CLASSIC THAT RAQUEL DIAZ AND MERCEDES MARTINEZ PUT ON.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://streamable.com/y5o4i0

the audience seems into it / not against it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

lol

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://streamable.com/y5o4i0

the audience seems into it / not against it

They were piping in reactions.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




I really enjoy these Grimes/Dibiase skits

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

I really enjoy these Grimes/Dibiase skits

Same. Hoping they pay it off (no pun intended) soon though.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

DogsInSpace! posted:

These comments make me wonder who is the nicest and most chill wrestler of all time and not just wwe.

Johnny Blast *eyes and teeth light up green*

Nicest and most chill wrestler maybe, nicest and most chill wrestling goon certainly. The best today.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

I really enjoy these Grimes/Dibiase skits
He's really really good at this gimmick and I'm glad he seems to be enjoying it so much.

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


YourHumbleMessiah posted:

I really enjoy these Grimes/Dibiase skits

Which Dibiase?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
do they call Cameron grimes grimey

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://streamable.com/y5o4i0

the audience seems into it / not against it

I was gonna do a goof about Dakota and Raquel going from Shawn and Diesel to manager and boring champ but realized I don't actually know how that whole thing turned out other than Shawn being good and Nash being good elsewhere and the whole joke fell apart.

But I still wish they gave more to Dakota for basically her entire run so far.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DarkstarIV posted:

Hey for those of you thinking of catching any NXT clips, avoid the Raquel/Mercedes match. The audience poo poo all over it. It was a very sloppy match with the facade of being physical. Raquel forgot to sell during several spots as well.

"The facade of being physical" is a very funny thing to say about a pro wrestling match.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Only caught the last match now that the show is on Tuesday and I'm back doing BJJ.

https://www.f4wonline.com/nxt-results/wwe-nxt-live-results-raquel-gonzalez-vs-mercedes-martinez-341091

My bad recap basically taken from f4w

NXT Champion Karrion Kross (with Scarlett) defeated Austin Theory (with NXT North American Champion Johnny Gargano) in a non-title match. Balor came out at the end and confronted Kross. Title match in 2 weeks
Johnny and Theory are great together
https://streamable.com/mkv6bl

NXT Tag Team Champions MSK (Wes Lee & Nash Carter) defeated Breezango (Tyler Breeze & Fandango) in a non-title match
Ref has moves
https://streamable.com/fpi8ns

Johnny Gargano did a comedy skit where he barged into William Regal's office. The bit ended with Gargano breaking Regal's pencil.
https://streamable.com/vlrx71

Todd Pettengill will host NXT TakeOver: In Your House on June 13th streaming live on Peacock.

Wade Barrett on commentary noted Ruff was not medically cleared, but Vic Jospeh claimed Regal could not stop Ruff from answering an open challenge. What? So, Ruff is not cleared to wrestle, but he can wrestle in an open challenge. Whatever.
Pete Dunne defeated Leon Ruff
Dunne won via ref stoppage, which was the second time such finish was used on the show.

NXT Women's Champion Raquel Gonzalez (with Dakota Kai) defeated Mercedes Martinez to retain her title
https://streamable.com/y5o4i0

Johnny Gargano and Austin Theory apparently attacked Bronson Reed backstage at the CWC. Security ordered The Way to leave the building.

Isaiah "Swerve" Scott arrived with his new faction. Scott was flanked by AJ Francis, Ashante "Thee" Adonis and B Fab. The name of the new crew is Hit Row. They all seem to have a musical background. Francis even freestyled during his part of the promo. Great introdcution for Hit Row.
https://streamable.com/ffw42j

The Way. Johnny vs Reed for the title in a STEEL CAGE MATCH next week
https://streamable.com/zbnjtn

Grimes skit with DiBiase
https://streamable.com/vzntuz

Zoey Stark vs Toni Storm next week

Kyle O'Reilly defeated Oney Lorcan (with Pete Dunne)
Fish came back! and save KOR from Oney and Dunne post match attack
https://streamable.com/qastv4

Kushida vs. Santos Escobar in a two-out-of-three falls match for the NXT Cruiserweight Championship
1st and 2nd fall
https://streamable.com/w32ana
3rd
https://streamable.com/3fpxpb

Vvv honestly have no idea who that is

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 12, 2021

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

is bringing back Todd Pettengill really gonna pop the fans

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