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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tired: Kicked in the dick

Wired: Wright in a peepi

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:same:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Weirdly enough that seems to be an officially licensed kit from a lovely 1984 anime series
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%8D_K%C5%8Dsoku_Galvion
...... which was itself a ripoff of Super Dimension Fortress Macross so I guess it still counts in a roundabout way


But it also turns out that the model production company ARII were no strangers to crappy knockoffs, here's some of their classic 1978-80 plastic kits:





https://www.scalemates.com/companies/company.php?id=387&p=list

They're insanely collectable and these days those kits sell for hundreds and hundreds of dollars: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/143147691334

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 19:52 on May 20, 2021

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tired: Kicked in the dick

Wired: Wright in a peepi

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

I always wanted a shirtless Joe Piscopo action figure.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:lol:

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Man, you can really tell Dr. Boy, it’s gun peripheral, and it’s suggestion to “play games on the street” with it aren’t a product of America.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Snowglobe of Doom posted:


But it also turns out that the model production company ARII were no strangers to crappy knockoffs, here's some of their classic 1978-80 plastic kits:

These are amazing, the short stubby legs on each and every one of them are hilarious

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Veib posted:

These are amazing, the short stubby legs on each and every one of them are hilarious

I like that the Tusken Raider and the Stormtrooper are clearly the same model with different heads.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Veib posted:

These are amazing, the short stubby legs on each and every one of them are hilarious

Also when you assemble the actual kits they were all riding space skateboards. SPACEBOARDS

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Weirdly enough that seems to be an officially licensed kit from a lovely 1984 anime series
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%8D_K%C5%8Dsoku_Galvion
...... which was itself a ripoff of Super Dimension Fortress Macross so I guess it still counts in a roundabout way
Japan has a tendency to translate what we would probably term a chestplate somewhat awkwardly, like in this fully-legitimate Transformers subline from the 80's:
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Breastforce

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Knormal posted:

Japan has a tendency to translate what we would probably term a chestplate somewhat awkwardly, like in this fully-legitimate Transformers subline from the 80's:
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Breastforce



That's a DeCameron. Dekameron.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Dareon posted:



That's a DeCameron. Dekameron.

But probably not The Decameron.

Also probably not the chinese bootleg sub of one of the Harry Potter movies.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Knormal posted:

Japan has a tendency to translate what we would probably term a chestplate somewhat awkwardly, like in this fully-legitimate Transformers subline from the 80's:
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Breastforce

Ironically with the most metal names of all Transformers. Freaking Hellbat, Killbison, Deathcobra and Deathsaurus and they're called Breastforce.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Knormal posted:

Japan has a tendency to translate what we would probably term a chestplate somewhat awkwardly, like in this fully-legitimate Transformers subline from the 80's:
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Breastforce
Hornbreast is my spirit breast animal

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I actually saw this one in the wild many years ago and immediately adopted it as a nickname for my cat. It is an excellent thing to call a cat, really.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
PYF bootleg console/famiclone/dendy

THE XGAME 360


THE SUPER MEGASON


THE BATTMAN


THE POLYSTATION

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Reminded me of this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN8coFfHrXs

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The Forgotten Weapons guy is making a 500+ page book about Chinese mystery pistols.

AKA knockoffs of guns made by people who knew how to work with metal but didn't know what guns were, usually made for warlords.

Because few things go together better than firearms and bootlegs.

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Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

The United States posted:

PYF bootleg console/famiclone/dendy

I own two famiclones, although people tend to not call the Analogue NT a famiclone even though it is.


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Chainclaw posted:

I own two famiclones, although people tend to not call the Analogue NT a famiclone even though it is.



The Russian on it is of the quality found in poorly translated Chinese user manuals, so I'd hazard a guess it's not actually Russian (plus it says Batong Electronics Plant on the controller).

Considering the ubiquitousness of Dandy brand clones, this thing might be pretty rare, because I can't find a lot about it even in Russian. On the other hand, someone in Novokuznetsk tries to sell one for ~15 bucks, so it's probably not a collector's item.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


KataraniSword posted:

But probably not The Decameron.

Also probably not the chinese bootleg sub of one of the Harry Potter movies.



I assume this is what my Harry Potter VCDs look like. Except they are still factory sealed and A - I don't like the movies, and B Don't want to watch them(C - I have a VCD Decoder adaptor for my PSX so I have the technology)

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The United States posted:

THE SUPER MEGASON

Failson's arch nemesis

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






This one deserves recognition for the ambition alone. That's a lot to ask of a gloptop famicom soc

Edit: holy poo poo

flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 15:59 on May 21, 2021

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I don't know why I find computers with gun shaped guns attached so hilarious

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
TURGO

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

turgo





Turgo


TurGO TURgo TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Chainclaw posted:

I own two famiclones, although people tend to not call the Analogue NT a famiclone even though it is.



If it's Russian then it's almost certainly SECAM not PAL

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Johnny Aztec posted:

turgo





Turgo


TurGO TURgo TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO TURGO

*captchaishly* wHO TurGOEd

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

I'll have to look into a better identification at some point. I had a PAL CRT a few years ago, but didn't get a chance to test with it. Also that was the label on it when I bought it, and I didn't know enough to challenge. It was just a really cool looking older famiclone that wasn't too expensive, so I jumped on it.

Or almost wasn't too expensive. I ended up getting an expensive parking ticket while we were at the convention I got it at.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




IT'S JUST NOT A GAME ANYMORE!!


Phy posted:

*captchaishly* wHO TurGOEd

That's exactly what I thought of, too. :haibrow:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



flavor.flv posted:



This one deserves recognition for the ambition alone. That's a lot to ask of a gloptop famicom soc
iirc the number one famiclone in mainland China was a similar all-in-one keyboard microcomputer kinda deal with a cartridge slot, and it was mass manufactured and marketed as an educational device to get around the prohibition on selling actual games consoles

Fake edit this thing
https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1325975021160984578?s=20

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


The United States posted:

THE POLYSTATION


I remember seeing The Polystation in the wild back when I was a teenager :allears: Nobody dared to buy that.

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.




His Mystery Chinese Pistol videos are always great. I love how the names and touchmarks get copied poorly, and Browningbrowningbrowning is just a fantastic name for a pistol.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Caedus posted:

His Mystery Chinese Pistol videos are always great. I love how the names and touchmarks get copied poorly, and Browningbrowningbrowning is just a fantastic name for a pistol.

There was a tease of a full pallet crate of rifles purchased wholesale from Africa I saw and didn't hear about again. Gotta be full of all sorts of knockoffs and improvisations.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

There was a tease of a full pallet crate of rifles purchased wholesale from Africa I saw and didn't hear about again. Gotta be full of all sorts of knockoffs and improvisations.

I'm sure I saw the followup video for that, and it was full of stuff various Western countries had surplused out from their own armies and provided as military support. Still interesting to a collector for the variety of stuff, but not interesting in the same way as a genuine Browningbrowningbrowning Colt Wauser.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dareon posted:



That's a DeCameron. Dekameron.

You know those horribly racist old movies where an ethnic group was portrayed by a bunch of white dudes in makeup chanting gibberish at each other?

Japanese media about foreign countries is basically still doing those except they depict white people the same way, which is how you end up with things like this.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm fine with being Melinda Megamelons, we should all aspire to be like her

The actual equivalent would be European/Middle Eastern people being depicted as basically 1930's Jewish stereotypes with huge noses. I mean it still makes me laugh but it probably wouldn't if I actually lived there

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