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hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Bismuth posted:

Jesus christ superstar is great, if you dont know what its about just watch it. Judas is hot if that helps motivate you.

and the guy who played peter became a pornstar

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:06

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

hard counter posted:

and the guy who played peter became a pornstar

Still playing peter eh

# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:10

impossiboobs: Oct 2, 2006

hard counter posted:

and the guy who played peter became a pornstar

And later a porn director. Really rose through the ranks there.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0249892/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t9

# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:14

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

zedprime posted:

If Jesus was born today the wise men from the east would bring him a PS5, an iPhone, and a 2021 Toyota Tacoma.

Jesus intentionally disables location services so nobody can call him out about his "adventures"

# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:54

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Jesus intentionally disables location services so nobody can call him out about his "adventures"

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I deleted my browser history

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:15

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

The Bible neither pins the number at three nor explicitly refers to them as men. "Wise men" came from the assumption that magi meant man.

Coulda been a couple of wise ladies giving communion wfaers and wine, that would have fit the narrative just as well. Or it could have been four wise men and their seventy servants.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:15

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Stryder posted:

Sure he's a monster, but check out those gams!

I don't follow celebrity gossip or look up racy photos of celebrities to crank it to, but my Google feed insists I be notified whenever a woman of some notoriety is photographed in a swimsuit.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:23

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:26

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If the assumption that they were kings is right they would've presumably have a large entourage.

So even if there was just three each one would have at least a dozen guards and servants if not several times that.

It's a bit like when people think about Medieval warfare. A lot of people assume peasants did most of the fighting but according to the Medieval class structure the nobility was the fighting class so you had maybe a couple hundred noblemen trained from birth in strategy and combat backed up by lot more peasants mostly tasked with digging trenched and cooking the food while the Belatores did the actual fighting m

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 01:31 on Jun 2, 2021

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:26

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

BigHead posted:

The Bible neither pins the number at three nor explicitly refers to them as men. "Wise men" came from the assumption that magi meant man.

Coulda been a couple of wise ladies giving communion wfaers and wine, that would have fit the narrative just as well. Or it could have been four wise men and their seventy servants.

It's made up and doesn't matter :ssh:

Vibe:

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:26

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

FreudianSlippers posted:

So even if there was just three each one would have at least a dozen guards and servants if not several times that.

As I was going to Jerusalem, I met three kings and their men. Each king had seven guards, each guard had seven servants. Servants, guards, kings and men, how many were going to Jerusalem?

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Trabant posted:

As I was going to Jerusalem, I met three kings and their men. Each king had seven guards, each guard had seven servants. Servants, guards, kings and men, how many were going to Jerusalem?

Enough to get bombed by the IDF.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:57

Crab Ran: Mar 6, 2006; Don't try me.

Trabant posted:

As I was going to Jerusalem, I met three kings and their men. Each king had seven guards, each guard had seven servants. Servants, guards, kings and men, how many were going to Jerusalem?

Just the storyteller.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:12

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Trabant posted:

As I was going to Jerusalem, I met three kings and their men. Each king had seven guards, each guard had seven servants. Servants, guards, kings and men, how many were going to Jerusalem?

Hmm sounds suspiciously like a wedding party. Was anyone having fun?

# ? Jun 2, 2021 03:34

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:32

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

That's just the gremlin that lives inside every Ford vehicle.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:54

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

As the driver of a Bronco II, can confirm.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 05:33

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Scathach posted:

This is violence. What have we done to wrong you that required retaliation like this? :ohdear:

# ? Jun 2, 2021 05:44

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

impossiboobs posted:

And later a porn director. Really rose through the ranks there.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0249892/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t9

Wait so one directed Jesus Christ Superstar, Fiddler on the Roof, Moonstruck, In the Heat of the Night, and Rollerball?

# ? Jun 2, 2021 06:14

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Then he wept, for he had no more kingdoms to conquer

# ? Jun 2, 2021 06:50

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

dumb. posted:

People are going to do this to their own Teslas, but with a firetruck. Now that the shifter is gone, it�s the only way to get the car to go drive/reverse reliably.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 07:13

whoda thunkit: Sep 20, 2010

hard counter posted:

and the guy who played peter became a pornstar

And the guy who played Pontius Pilate went on to be the lead singer of Styx...so I guess it's a bit of a wash.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 07:43

GhostDog: Jul 30, 2003; Always see everything.

hard counter posted:

and the guy who played peter became a pornstar

Peter? I hardly know her!

# ? Jun 2, 2021 11:28

Teach: Mar 28, 2008; Pillbug

GhostDog posted:

Peter? I hardly know her!

Just two more denials to go, Peter.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 11:31

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Teach posted:

Just two more denials to go, Peter.

Oh it's one of those videos

# ? Jun 2, 2021 11:32

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

dumb. posted:

LOL!

# ? Jun 2, 2021 12:42

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

whoda thunkit posted:

And the guy who played Pontius Pilate went on to be the lead singer of Styx...so I guess it's a bit of a wash.

This was blowing my mind so I looked it up...Dennis DeYoung played Pontius Pilate in a 1993 touring revival of JC Superstar, well after Styx and just before writing a Hunchback of Norte Dame musical. BUT it looks like he did grow up with some of the other original cast members.

I couldn�t think of a good joke to go here, so I hope you enjoyed this bit of coldly compiled PYF pedantry!

# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:48

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

FreudianSlippers posted:

If the assumption that they were kings is right they would've presumably have a large entourage.

So even if there was just three each one would have at least a dozen guards and servants if not several times that.

Mary: "Very cool. Yeah, love it. Lying here with my taint torn open and I haveta greet every loving bozo in the tri-kingdom area. How many more people can we invite? Let's just get everybody here why don't we!"

# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:54

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Lobok posted:

Mary: "Very cool. Yeah, love it. Lying here with my taint torn open and I haveta greet every loving bozo in the tri-kingdom area. How many more people can we invite? Let's just get everybody here why don't we!"

Good, because there�s also a couple shepherds here and a kid with a drum, something about a star?

# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:56

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Thaddius the Large posted:

Good, because there’s also a couple shepherds here and a kid with a drum, something about a star?

Aw that's so sweet! When your brain feels like it's about to Hulk out of your skull 9 out of 10 healers recommend A Toddler With a Percussion Instrument. You all sing carols, I'll bust out the Snoopy dance, sure!

# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:05

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Lobok posted:

Mary: "Very cool. Yeah, love it. Lying here with my taint torn open and I haveta greet every loving bozo in the tri-kingdom area. How many more people can we invite? Let's just get everybody here why don't we!"

The magi could have come months later.

The shepherds are implied to have barged in right away, though.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:23

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Platystemon posted:

The magi could have come months later.

The shepherds are implied to have barged in right away, though.

The Magi came on the 6th of January, everyone knows that.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:45

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

And that angel about nine months before that.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:49

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BigHead posted:

The Bible neither pins the number at three nor explicitly refers to them as men. "Wise men" came from the assumption that magi meant man.

As the Magi were Zoroastrian priests, it's an easy assumption in the context of Judaic¹ and Greco-Roman misogyny, but there are indications that there's nothing in the Zoroastrian scriptures prohibiting it as there's been a lot less push-back on the (re?)emergence of female Mobed. Now whether this was contemporary or just some kinda Air Bud thing I don't know, but it's interesting.

¹ the requirements for kohanim were even more ridiculously strict, barring anyone otherwise eligible from service for just about any physical defect or injury.

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