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why do these TIFU stories always gloss over the reaction of whoever walked in when they were doing some over the top embarrassing insane poo poo they describe in detail how they spilled purple dye all over their junk and that's why they were furiously polishing their purple junk when their manager walked into their office and then it's like 'he had the most puzzled look on his face' if you're going to tell a story and even try and pretend that it's real at least give us the aftermath jfc, that's the best part
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 04:24 |
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Jamie Faith posted:Found in r/funkopops I had a roommate like this. They would eat nothing but the cheapest ramen and fish sticks while buying the latest limited edition video game consoles and new funko pops while complaining about being poor, which I really normally wouldn't judge but this roommate would make fun of me for "wasting" money by ordering delivery food when I was too depressed to cook for myself lol.
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Mac and Cheese posted:reddit thread is back guys The "Treat the gear shift like your dick" analogy suddenly breaks down.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 04:44 |
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Mac and Cheese posted:why do these TIFU stories always gloss over the reaction of whoever walked in when they were doing some over the top embarrassing insane poo poo To be fair my mom walked in on me jerking off once when I was a teenager and I would have a hard time describing her reaction, because she was very quickly not in the room anymore. I never had to turn it into creative writing though because it happened in the 90s and there was no reason to tell thousands of strangers about it.
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veni veni veni posted:To be fair my mom walked in on me jerking off once when I was a teenager and I would have a hard time describing her reaction, because she was very quickly not in the room anymore. I never had to turn it into creative writing though because it happened in the 90s and there was no reason to tell thousands of strangers about it. until now
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 10:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 10:05 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:until now Lol if you think this will ever be seen by thousands.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 14:18 |
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The Modern Leper posted:Lol if you think this will ever be seen by thousands. It will be archived for future historians
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https://old.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/nxeizi/black_lives_matter_protesters_were_overwhelmingly/
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://old.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/nxeizi/black_lives_matter_protesters_were_overwhelmingly/
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 20:18 |
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Theophany posted:tbh i'm still confused about why 'centrist' was the go to "insult" for terminally online people in the first place because its now lost any sick burn value it once had and really just means "more reasonable than my insane screed" No you see, centrists believe in genociding only *half* the jews, which I learned in a meme. That's a thing they believe in.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 01:06 |
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je1 healthcare posted:No you see, centrists believe in genociding only *half* the jews, which I learned in a meme. That's a thing they believe in. No, they just believe the solutions to the problems are just as bad as the problem themselves and thus, will never support actual change and in fact stand in the way of progress while people die
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 01:33 |
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Jamie Faith posted:No, they just believe the solutions to the problems are just as bad as the problem themselves and thus, will never support actual change and in fact stand in the way of progress while people die Also accurate, centrists oppose literally all new legislation, and no centrists have given their support to meaningful political changes, ever. At least that's the only reason I can think of why they would disagree with my ideas. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:16 |
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je1 healthcare posted:Also accurate, centrists oppose literally all new legislation, and no centrists have given their support to meaningful political changes, ever. At least that's the only reason I can think of why they would disagree with my ideas. Correct, yes
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:21 |
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je1 healthcare posted:Also accurate, centrists oppose literally all new legislation, and no centrists have given their support to meaningful political changes, ever. At least that's the only reason I can think of why they would disagree with my ideas. lmao It's so cute how you keep trying to strawman us in order to make us look like the dumb ones but you can't even succeed at that.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:34 |
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Jamie Faith posted:lmao It's so cute how you keep trying to strawman us in order to make us look like the dumb ones but you can't even succeed at that. It's not a strawman if you agree with me. 'Actual change' by it's very definition cannot have centrists supporting it
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:06 |
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je1 healthcare posted:It's not a strawman if you agree with me. 'Actual change' by it's very definition cannot have centrists supporting it No, I dont agree with you. You said "centrists oppose literally all new legislation", which was your attempt to strawman anti centrists as the ones who strawman others. And yet centrists do support legislation, just more often then not, it's pandering and ineffectual legislation. Now please stop trying to start another dumb slap fight. This thread just got unlocked yesterday after the last dumb slap fight.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:14 |
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I just started following this thread about a day before it got closed and it seems you guys are going to get it closed immediately again. You can't be this stupid.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 04:11 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I just started following this thread about a day before it got closed and it seems you guys are going to get it closed immediately again. Narrator: "they could"
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 04:16 |
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my butthole is centrist, firmly placed in the middle of the left and right wing (cheeks)
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 04:18 |
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Here, have some super gross Reddit poo poo instead of continuing your slap fight. quote:
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 04:18 |
Pennywise the Frown posted:I just started following this thread about a day before it got closed and it seems you guys are going to get it closed immediately again. Hi welcome to the SomethingAwful forums are you new here?
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 04:40 |
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I loving love reddit It's always the same thing but with an attempt to present it in a different light, but it's not. It's very reddit. Personally that's the real reason I transitioned. Not to feel better about myself. It's just to avoid being NEET-shamed. Checkmate redditors.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 04:51 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I loving love reddit I do find myself extremely sad that I don't have children to force to go without because we are so poor tho
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 05:21 |
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low key sex master posted:Hi welcome to the SomethingAwful forums are you new here? Why yes and thank you! Please tell me your thoughts on bitcoin and women!
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 06:26 |
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men are better at handling stress by developing crippling mental illness and doing mass shootings it's that can-do hunter mindset
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 06:33 |
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Turns out that elephants have breasts, redditors being extremely normal about it: https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/nxohj7/female_elephants_have_breasts_unlike_most_other/?sort=controversial
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 07:04 |
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Tagichatn posted:Turns out that elephants have breasts, redditors being extremely normal about it: christ alive
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 11:28 |
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There's only been a few occasions in this thread where I've decided not to click a link, this is one of them
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 11:37 |
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Some personal Reddit poo poo to try and right this ship I logged into my Reddit account to try and find some poo poo to post here from my old haunts I log in I have 3 messages 1. Asking if I can 3d print them a dildo 2. Asking my opinion on French pocket knives 3. A group chat with 30 people with similar usernames to me That's a Reddit
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 13:54 |
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Jestery posted:Some personal Reddit poo poo to try and right this ship how did you gently caress up so bad that people on Reddit actually started messaging you
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 13:58 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:how did you gently caress up so bad that people on Reddit actually started messaging you I don't know I last used Reddit in earnest over a year ago, an Reddit didn't have the chat function then
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 14:07 |
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Danaru posted:Also whenever I mention my husband to someone new I add "And I'm bigger than you so if you start poo poo, I will end it." Which so far has a 100% success rate of preventing poo poo from getting started drat you’re really cool
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 14:36 |
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Lmao Tzu posted:drat you’re really cool Thanks! I like to think so too
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 15:12 |
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There's nothing wrong with 3d printing a dildo unless it's like a really weird one
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 16:07 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:There's nothing wrong with 3d printing a dildo unless it's like a really weird one You've never seen how plastic flakes off 3d printed things
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 16:51 |
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ikanreed posted:You've never seen how plastic flakes off 3d printed things I mean it can just be a decorative dildo just like those walmart katanas
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 17:32 |
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Guys can someone repost what was probably the best r/ post of all time about the girl with the shrine to her dead boyfriend who thought his ghost was possessing her current boyfriend to be reincarnated into their baby
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 17:33 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I mean it can just be a decorative dildo just like those walmart katanas No such thing as a decorative dildo. They ALWAYS end up getting used. If someone tells you that they have one that hasn't been used, don't touch it because it actually hasn't been cleaned
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 17:40 |
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A Chekhov's dildo
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