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Dareon posted:How dare you Dareon posted:Mayo & jam is pretty good, actually. Good mix of sweet and tangy. 
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Biplane posted:When I worked at disney world, we had a thanksgiving dinner thing for cast members, and one of our coordinators brought two dishes, one dinner dish and a dessert dish. Dinner was a bowl of mayonnaise with bacon bits and ham stirred in. The dessert was a bowl of miracle whip with snickers bars stirred in. Siri, instructions for stopping an endless full body shudder
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Biplane posted:When I worked at disney world, we had a thanksgiving dinner thing for cast members, and one of our coordinators brought two dishes, one dinner dish and a dessert dish. Dinner was a bowl of mayonnaise with bacon bits and ham stirred in. The dessert was a bowl of miracle whip with snickers bars stirred in. What the loving Christ. I love this derail, but, to keep it on topic: Find the best food based quotes from the forums (not the “anything to get the taste out of their mouth” one, we all know that) you can. The one I completely subjectively judge to be the best gets a 10bux SA cert on me.
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Jul 11, 2021 11:48
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Biplane posted:When I worked at disney world, we had a thanksgiving dinner thing for cast members, and one of our coordinators brought two dishes, one dinner dish and a dessert dish. Dinner was a bowl of mayonnaise with bacon bits and ham stirred in. The dessert was a bowl of miracle whip with snickers bars stirred in. Mayo with meat is just German fleshsalad  And yes it sucks loving rear end so naturally Germans love it
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Biplane posted:When I worked at disney world, we had a thanksgiving dinner thing for cast members, and one of our coordinators brought two dishes, one dinner dish and a dessert dish. Dinner was a bowl of mayonnaise with bacon bits and ham stirred in. The dessert was a bowl of miracle whip with snickers bars stirred in. Simply Sara was your coordinator? 
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Jul 11, 2021 13:25
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Son of Rodney posted:Mayo with meat is just German fleshsalad I get the impression that German food is either really good or really awful with little middle ground.
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Jul 11, 2021 13:46
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I get the impression that German food is either really good or really awful with little middle ground. I went from despising sauerbraten to loving it so this kind of checks out.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I get the impression that German food is either really good or really awful with little middle ground. every european country has amazing food based off of hundreds of years of culinary refinement and tradition and also nightmare food born out of desperation during apocalyptic wars, plagues and famines. the differences between them are obvious to outsiders but to, for example, a briton there is absolutely no difference between a lovingly crafted steak pie and a piece of crusty bread smeared with the technically edible sludge you can scrape off of the bottom of a brewer's vat
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Jul 11, 2021 14:46
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cock hero flux posted:a piece of crusty bread smeared with the technically edible sludge you can scrape off of the bottom of a brewer's vat At one point this was literally advertised as "Try our product, there's a 50/50 chance you'll despise it and all our works!"
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Jul 11, 2021 15:19
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I always giggle a little when the US 'Mayo Clinic' is mentioned somewhere. Yes, I realise it's probably named after some guy with Spanish ancestry, but I always picture a hospital full of morbidly obese mouthbreathers hooked up to an IV drip with mayonnaise.
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Jul 11, 2021 15:22
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Performative Mayo Hate is a pretty good username, not gonna lie 
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Jul 11, 2021 15:36
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I always giggle a little when the US 'Mayo Clinic' is mentioned somewhere. Yes, I realise it's probably named after some guy with Spanish ancestry, but I always picture a hospital full of morbidly obese mouthbreathers hooked up to an IV drip with mayonnaise. So a Chik-fil-a, then.
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null_pointer posted:Performative Mayo Hate is a pretty good username, not gonna lie I’ll buy a name change cert for the first person that wants that.
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Jul 11, 2021 15:38
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Ugly In The Morning posted:What the loving Christ. I posted it earlier, it's the one about dog berries
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Jul 11, 2021 15:42
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flavor.flv posted:I posted it earlier, it's the one about dog berries Can we please stop talking about it?
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Jul 11, 2021 15:52
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Dehumanize yourself and face to delicious, nutritious bloodshed
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Jul 11, 2021 16:02
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Atticus_1354 posted:Can we please stop talking about it? No. That level of disgust is the most classic SA thing I’ve found in a while.
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Jul 11, 2021 16:04
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It really does have that old era gbs vibe, huh
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Jul 11, 2021 16:09
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:At one point this was literally advertised as "Try our product, there's a 50/50 chance you'll despise it and all our works!" i vividly remember watching my father, who was born in britain but emigrated as a child, eating marmite for the first time in over 40 years and seeing the five stages of grief pass over his face in about 10 seconds as he realized that it tastes bad
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Jul 11, 2021 16:09
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Dog berries vs butt Legos.
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Jul 11, 2021 16:56
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Is that like the video with the dude and the glass jar or
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Jul 11, 2021 16:58
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I always giggle a little when the US 'Mayo Clinic' is mentioned somewhere. Yes, I realise it's probably named after some guy with Spanish ancestry, but I always picture a hospital full of morbidly obese mouthbreathers hooked up to an IV drip with mayonnaise. 
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I always giggle a little when the US 'Mayo Clinic' is mentioned somewhere. Yes, I realise it's probably named after some guy with Spanish ancestry, but I always picture a hospital full of morbidly obese mouthbreathers hooked up to an IV drip with mayonnaise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayo_Clinic
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Captain Hygiene posted:1) What do you want on your tombstone?
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I know I'm preaching to the choir here but that might be funniest movie of all time.i miss those goofy visual gags, and they had about a million of them.like sensible chuckles rewards for people paying attention.
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Jul 11, 2021 21:32
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:I know I'm preaching to the choir here but that might be funniest movie of all time.i miss those goofy visual gags, and they had about a million of them.like sensible chuckles rewards for people paying attention. I just saw it recently in a theater. Its good but some parts of it have aged...less good than others.
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Jul 11, 2021 21:48
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Captainsalami posted:I just saw it recently in a theater. Its good but some parts of it have aged...less good than others. It has some parts that are problematic now. They're still funny, you just feel bad laughing at them.
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Jul 11, 2021 23:16
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endocriminologist posted:Norwegians have a special cheese they love that tastes really sweet and I do not enjoy it so much, however Gjetost! The only cheese to make me feel viscerally uncomfortable when I tried eating it. Can't recommend it either.
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If you think Marmite is a grim reflection of British wartime cuisine then I invite you all to try Camp Coffee. Not only does it taste like poo poo but the caffeine content is neglible as it's 4% coffee extract padded out with lots of sugar and chicory. My grandad served in Europe and claimed Camp got his platoon through to VE Day. Every morning they'd wake up to make a round of Camp and say "loving hell lads, let's wrap this one up quick so we can stop drinking this poo poo." Bonus racism on the label too. Happily on the latest iteration we've finally progressed to allowing the char boy to sit down for a friendly brew. 
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darkwasthenight posted:If you think Marmite is a grim reflection of British wartime cuisine then I invite you all to try Camp Coffee. Not only does it taste like poo poo but the caffeine content is neglible as it's 4% coffee extract padded out with lots of sugar and chicory. The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > Funny Forum Quotes: 't is delicious.
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Jul 11, 2021 23:57
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Kitfox88 posted:Is that like the video with the dude and the glass jar or It was from an old thread that was also about weird kids goons met, and someone recounted hanging out with the weird mormon kids and they were playing with Legos and one of the weird kids said "those are butt legos". Unfortunately I can't find the original post.
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darkwasthenight posted:If you think Marmite is a grim reflection of British wartime cuisine then I invite you all to try Camp Coffee. Not only does it taste like poo poo but the caffeine content is neglible as it's 4% coffee extract padded out with lots of sugar and chicory. "use one teaspoonful of the Essence."
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weg posted:What's wrong with this pic? It's just Accord of wood.
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Son of Rodney posted:Mayo with meat is just German fleshsalad not the wurst salad
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Jul 12, 2021 04:07
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ll buy a name change cert for the first person that wants that. Me, I would like to have my name changed to that. Mayonnaise sucks
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Jul 12, 2021 04:16
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Suds McBoo posted:Mayonnaise sucks An unconvincing performance
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Yeah that guy doesn’t deserve it. Swearengen though, now there’s a guy who’ll be mad for hours that sauces exist.
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Jul 12, 2021 05:03
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Smythe posted:I'm a politician. Senator in fact, you may have heard of me. fool of sound posted:Senator Joe Manchild?!
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Sentient Data posted:On this week's episode of the simpsons predicted it... memes. Did you know that the simpsons predicted the steamed hams meme nearly 30 years before it rose to infamy? What's even better is that this isn't one of those wishy-washy near-fits... The show predicted the meme nearly word for word. Don't believe me? Then listen to this clip - this clip, which was recorded about three decades ago
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