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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Wistful of Dollars posted:

i have tears in my eyes from the "kitesurfer molesting whales" line.

Well why is it called a blowhole for fucks sake?

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1414862799843459073

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Bringing it back to the thread title



:australia:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Megabound posted:

Bringing it back to the thread title



:australia:

whats the story here :???:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Aardvark! posted:

whats the story here :???:

That is an Aussie Bong in the wild, a majestic sight

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Megabound posted:

Bringing it back to the thread title



:australia:

Black and white really do a disservice to our multiethnic heritage.

Yeah what are we looking at here? Unless that's a Dare ice coffee bottle someone slung into the bush?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEh6Zq3JPmU

or

Outrail fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 13, 2021

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Outrail posted:

Yeah what are we looking at here? Unless that's a Dare ice coffee bottle someone slung into the bush?


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

That is an Aussie Bong in the wild, a majestic sight

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
https://mobile.twitter.com/ProfPCDoherty/status/1254616358479966209

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Funnier if you know exactly who Peter Doherty is.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2021-07-13/peter-doherty-cracking-covid-documentary/100287702

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
As seen in the National Maritime Museum

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Carlos Lantana posted:

As seen in the National Maritime Museum



Man, I knew a dude who had a penzoil bong, Critter. It was yellow I think.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007





Australiana x-post from the past courtesy of the randomwaffle thread. No Violet Crumble tho, what the gently caress is this

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Megabound posted:

Bringing it back to the thread title



:australia:

lmao looks like an aussie war photo or a soldier hiding in the brushes in PNG or vietnam or some poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gmgwx77osw

Edit: amazing song

Lascivious Sloth fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jul 14, 2021

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

I remember when they took away the jokes under the wrapper fold. Very sad day.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Aware posted:

I remember when they took away the jokes under the wrapper fold. Very sad day.

They figured that a joke under the wrapper as well as one holding it was a bit redundant.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Chomp supremacy

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

I remember when these dumb pieces of poo poo had a massive marketing resurgence in the late 80s and they were about twice the size of the ones around now. I suddenly went from a kid who had never heard of them to HOLY poo poo I NEED ONE and the local radio station liked the use the carpark of the Pizza Hut restaurant at the end of our street to do mobile givaways. So poo poo we got some free ones.

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

Inceltown posted:

They figured that a joke under the wrapper as well as one holding it was a bit redundant.

Oi, get hosed.

Chomps are good but I live the Chokito life.

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Fyi Australia's long national shame is about to come to an end.

They're bringing back the poly waffle.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Breetai posted:

Fyi Australia's long national shame is about to come to an end.

They're bringing back the poly waffle.

The bloke making it happen has been saying that for the last 18 months though.
Wonder if his equipment has turned up yet as he had to buy the whole lot again after nestle destoryed the machinery used to produce it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Re: this song and the Cold Chisel classic Khe Sanh, it was always a little weird to me how Australia wrote better songs about the experience of the returned traumatized Vietnam veteran than America did.

And you can add "And the band played Waltzing Matilda" to the list of Aussie songs about the tragedy of returning home from war.

For the heathens who have never heard either song, here they are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E22gszljklc

Tinsel City
Sep 29, 2007
jenova
should I get this for my living room?

https://imgur.com/a/mK2YBR4

Tinsel City fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jul 15, 2021

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Aware posted:

Oi, get hosed.

Chomps are good but I live the Chokito life.

I would have agreed with you a good many years ago, but they are lovely since changing the recipe. The old ones were like a kilo of sugar compressed into a 60g bar and would make me dizzy. The ones you get now are just another run of the mill chocolate bar. :corsair:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tinsel City posted:

should I get this for my living room?

https://imgur.com/a/mK2YBR4


You already know the answer. :colbert:

You also need to track down a Peter Russell Clarke portrait to hang next to it


E:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXDnhmE4GL4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOG2N74-Nv0

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jul 15, 2021

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
:boonie:


Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: this song and the Cold Chisel classic Khe Sanh, it was always a little weird to me how Australia wrote better songs about the experience of the returned traumatized Vietnam veteran than America did.

And you can add "And the band played Waltzing Matilda" to the list of Aussie songs about the tragedy of returning home from war.

For the heathens who have never heard either song, here they are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E22gszljklc

Ah I love these bangers. I hadn't heard the second one before, it's great.

Any other classical aussie "country" folk music thats any good, like pub song singalongs? Kind of in the theme of something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8m4LyFSkE

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Ah I love these bangers. I hadn't heard the second one before, it's great.

Any other classical aussie "country" folk music thats any good, like pub song singalongs? Kind of in the theme of something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8m4LyFSkE

Basically all of Slim Dusty


Literally a pub song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFpGQoOBrLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOML9zwoZn0



Here's a playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGlpxviu8PY

But for a bit more modern and more folksy music and a little less country, Paul Kelly. Plenty of hits over the years and pretty varied in style, still going too. Most of his songs would be light rock, but a few are acoustic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8QatKIWWUQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Little_Things_Big_Things_Grow
This song is actually a story of which changed land rights in Australia for indigenous groups.

quote:

The song was co-written by Kelly and Carmody,[2][3] and is based on the story of the Gurindji Strike (also known as the Wave Hill walk-off) and in particular the role of the Gurindji leader of the strikers, Vincent Lingiari.[4] It describes how the Gurindjis' claim to their traditional lands back from the cattle station on which they worked (owned by UK company Vesteys and called Wave Hill Station) sparked the Indigenous land rights movement. The nine-year protest won public support and eventually led to the Aboriginal Land Rights Act 1976, which provides the basis upon which Aboriginal Australian people in the Northern Territory can claim rights to land based on traditional occupation (native title), and the power of veto over mining and development on those lands. On 16 August 1975, a small part of their land was handed back to the Gurindji people on a 30-year-lease by Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, a symbolic and powerful moment in history.


And these songs will be known in pubs and still get airtime on radio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzYqgiuSDo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6FF3-SWwsE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV1FW_FCjx8

and a bit more rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerRV-CGeFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zT--U512I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-eTR3Dcps

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Paul Kelly is someone, (much like Don Walker, who wrote much of Cold Chisel's hits), who is an absolute songwriting genius. But they are both "very" Australian and very much Australiana.

So whilst it sucks that neither of them are better known overseas, and thus are denied the success and superstardom they deserve, I can understand why their work doesn't translate well when it leaves these shores.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
John Williamson and Lee Kernaghan both fit the folksy/country niche.

James Blundell, too.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Paul Kelly is someone, (much like Don Walker, who wrote much of Cold Chisel's hits), who is an absolute songwriting genius. But they are both "very" Australian and very much Australiana.

So whilst it sucks that neither of them are better known overseas, and thus are denied the success and superstardom they deserve, I can understand why their work doesn't translate well when it leaves these shores.

TISM

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

I find Australian country music to be pretty dire in general with very few exceptions, almost all of which have been mentioned.

The the only other is The Dingoes who were alt-country before it was cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC9jliWcejw

Full playlist

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Lolie posted:

John Williamson and Lee Kernaghan both fit the folksy/country niche.

James Blundell, too.

Love John Williamson, the old man used to play him in the car heaps back when I was knee high to a grasshopper and now I chuck him on sometimes for the little fella.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

A Pack of Kobolds posted:



Australiana x-post from the past courtesy of the randomwaffle thread. No Violet Crumble tho, what the gently caress is this

The day I realized I could buy Tim Tams in a random small town in the middle of Canada was the day I realized I probably wouldn't go back to oz until someone died.

I'd also say I miss Bundaberg ginger beer, but I found that for $15 a sixpack in a store with goats living on the roof so really I miss paying a reasonable price for a bottle.

But I do occasionally need a pair of Steel Blue Argyle Whisky steel cap boots. I get a pair shipped every three years and the second they make that specific model with carbon toe caps I'll order three more and never look back.

I'd love a roadhouse burger with the lot and lovely dim sim tho.



This will always be 'real' Australia to me. A poo poo pub in a once nice building in the middle of nowhere that stinks of stale beer and cigarettes. A pub with sticky carpet and a tired-looking skimpy who's completely ignored by her four equally exhausted PPE-clad customers who just want a cold beer before they go home for dinner.

I had a brief job at the abandoned Koolkyine gold mine about 15 years ago. 10 years before that management went into a meeting, walked out and pulled the plug. Everyone dropped what they were doing, left the site and never came back. 10 years later there was nothing but a caretaker named Ken and his wife who were paid $20,000 a year to live there along with several 'pet' goats he'd abducted and shut into an enclosure. In reality, Ken was slowly dismantling mining equipment to build hotrods in a shed while his wife drove 50km into Leonora every day to work at the local supermarket. The tailings dam was dusting off, the pit was full of polluted water and the abandoned medical center's fridge was somehow still running after 10 years but I didn't trust the drugs to be worth a go. Incredibly, in ten years Ken had never thought to break into the offices and have a look around, I guess he found the blowtorch first and figured that was all he needed. After a week of loving about cleaning up mining debris and shooing bungarras away from the truck every morning I snapped and drove up to Leonora for some fresh food and a drink.

I had one beer in the White House Hotel in Leonora. It was somehow more depressing than the lizards and the goats and the skeletal frame of what Ken thought was a hot rod. I'm guessing with smoking bans and progress the pub's been cleaned up and the sticky carpets are gone or it's just closed down. But when I eventually go back to Australia I'll drive out into the middle of the bush and when I get sick of looking at flowers I'm going to find a horrible sticky floored pub that smells of ancient cigarettes and have a cold beer while the tired skimpy sneers at me and all will be right in the world.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jul 16, 2021

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
I'd take an old school Milo Bar over a Polywaffle any day of the week. I miss those things. The new ones are just a vastly inferior Boost.

More Australiana music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5akOOlGTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0jGnEvb4cc

Yothu Yindi were my jam back in the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-jHCdafZY

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1415613639659163648

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

If it's old Aussie music posting seems like Painters and Dockers should get a mention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Cw043lPCE

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