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I still can't get over how this slumlord who pulled strings to avoid having his dangerous and lovely building condemned, is actually living there himself
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Jul 28, 2021 16:52
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Jul 28, 2021 17:09
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Johnny Walker posted:How has he survived this long? Saoshyant posted:The one thing NSM has going for him is being lucky that his opponents are always somehow dumber than him. A circus of dum-dums.
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Jul 28, 2021 17:58
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Johnny Walker posted:
There's three windows he can jump out of!
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Jul 28, 2021 18:49
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Watch him spill the water cooler over the stairs, causing everyone to fall. Himself included.
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Jul 28, 2021 19:17
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Alhazred posted:There's three windows he can jump out of!
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Jul 28, 2021 19:18
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MorningMoon posted:
Luckily they gave me this large rock to put him back to sleep with.
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Jul 28, 2021 19:29
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Alhazred posted:There's three windows he can jump out of! And Raskin will just reload his gun again instead of shooting him.
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Payndz posted:"But that would be property damage! I'm not a criminal! Well, except for the vigilantism." But he broke a window to get into the building! MonsterEnvy posted:And Raskin will just reload his gun again instead of shooting him. Only after that one goon says "Look, boss! Spider-Man is standing in the open with nowhere to hide!"
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Jul 28, 2021 23:14
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Johnny Walker posted:
I love that that its somehow taken Spidey almost as long to go up one flight of stairs as its taken the overweigh Raskin to run up four. And he even stopped to re-reload his gun!
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Johnny Walker posted:Will the flagpole break? Probably! Bit late, but: 1: You are open-carrying what looks like a shotgun in broad daylight right next to a street that is very busy with traffic, clearly visible. 2: You are looking like you're going to try firing that weapon at the building nearby, risking the lives of the inhabitants. 3: You are thinking of firing your shotgun at one of the upper floor windows or thereabouts. Unless that shotgun is actually just a rifle, or you're loading it up with a slug, the only thing you are going to hit is the lower windows at best. Shotguns are designed for closer range combat than this (I know shotguns aren't as hampered by range as games make them out to be, but still). I now know his plan was to rely on Spidey's stupidity, but still, this was a really dumb plan.
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Jul 29, 2021 06:58
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 thank you for doing exposition even after getting killed off, ronan
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Jul 29, 2021 14:21
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There he goes not with a bang but a THUNNK
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Jul 29, 2021 14:28
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Is this the part where MJ dresses up as Ronan? I genuinely don't remember, but it seems like the next logical step.
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Alhazred posted:Is this the part where MJ dresses up as Ronan? I genuinely don't remember, but it seems like the next logical step. Let's just say she realizes it would be a good idea to bring Ronan to Spidey.
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Jul 29, 2021 15:47
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Weekend at Ronan's.
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Jul 29, 2021 15:48
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 Ah it's all coming together now!
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Jul 29, 2021 16:32
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"The man bench-presses a city bus on the weekends. We don't actually want to catch up to him."
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Jul 29, 2021 16:38
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He's going to dress the janitor up as Spider-Man and have the guys shoot him instead.
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Jul 29, 2021 16:45
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He's going to force the janitor to strip nude, then he'll put on the janitor outfit on and pretend to be the janitor. He will put it on over his Spider-Man outfit of course.
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Maybe he just really likes mops. This is why he was so happy to get that mop job in Vegas.
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Johnny Walker posted:
so did the janitor see Spider-man and decide it ain't loving worth it to engage, or did he somehow not notice?
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MorningMoon posted:so did the janitor see Spider-man and decide it ain't loving worth it to engage, or did he somehow not notice? I don't know what is the legit funnier option
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Jul 29, 2021 19:41
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 This explains everything. Peter keeps losing all the time because he doesn't want to reveal his superpowers, and he forgets to stop doing that when he's Spiderman! 
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 What's he's name? He's name is Sam!
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Jul 30, 2021 18:03
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This is no way creepy or unbecoming of a hero. At all.
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Jul 30, 2021 18:12
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Wow the janitor is so scared of Peter that he turned black
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Johnny Walker posted:
Raskin even made his men reload again.
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  "Let's just take a moment to admire our guns a little more; just lovingly caress them for a minute."
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Jul 31, 2021 18:00
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The power of the lizard is what got me through college.
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Haifisch posted:
i'm too lazy rn, but if you swap the last word for GUN, then we can pretend these two storylines are one and the same. Anyway, MJ has been near Peter way too long 
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Let’s go honey, they are playing our gun?
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Oh no, they're entering a stairwell, it'll take them weeks to get to the roof!
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