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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFC East 2021: That's sewage.
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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

CyberPingu posted:

It's amazing this thread can pull out all the tears just by saying Dak sucks.


Which he does btw. Romo would have beaten Brady.

The Cowboys defense wouldn’t of played as hard for Romo!

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

ASAPRockySituation posted:

It's fitting that the team that didn't respect romo despite how good he was also fully believes in dak who sucks rear end

One day Dak will fix his throwing motion and not make his WRs jump to make a catch. One day.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I genuinely don't know the last time any Cowboys team beat Tom Brady.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shinjobi posted:

I genuinely don't know the last time any Cowboys team beat Tom Brady.

Throughout the Garrett years every pats game was just a chance for Bill to show him how a real coach prepares for a game.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Throughout the Garrett years every pats game was just a chance for Bill to show him how a real coach prepares for a game.

By having Tom Brady as his qb?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Lmao if anyone buys into the fraud bill belichick anymore . Such ideological propaganda from our capitalist media . It’s the managers who are important ! Really !

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

euphronius posted:

By having Tom Brady as his qb?

Tom Brady had nothing to do with defense and special teams. That's where Bill clowned on Garrett over and over again throughout the years.

One game was rainy as gently caress the whole game. The pats, of course, changed their gameplan and ran a game that works in the rain. Dallas did not and got loving clowned.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Lmao

Hahaha

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Garrett was a loving clown and got routinely clowned by better coaches. I don't know what that seems revolutionary to you, friend.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer


Fearless! He's not afraid of a little needle! Nope, not him!

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

 go
eagle

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

 I truly hope we all lose today.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I hope Carson Wentz has fun today :)

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

davecrazy posted:

The Giants are going to go 14-3 and win the Superbowl.

Joe Judge will win Coach of the Year.

Daniel Jones will be both Regular Season and Superbowl MVP.

Believe and it will happen.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

indigi posted:

I hope Carson Wentz has fun today :)

You take that back

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

ASAPRockySituation posted:

I truly hope we all lose today.
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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Jalen JURTS TD I o Davonta Smith hell yeah. Offense looking good so far

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Nap Ghost

blarzgh posted:



Fearless! He's not afraid of a little needle! Nope, not him!

I'm Florida's total yards of offense

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

indigi posted:

I hope Carson Wentz has fun today :)

Reported

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

euphronius posted:

Lmao

Hahaha

No you see it wasn't all Tom Brady it was the genius of Matt rape engineer patricia calling the defenses to carry brady

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Eagy defense sucks poo poo

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Nah this is how my defense plays in madden so it checks out as nfl grade

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
good “stop” there

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Wow it’s like Carson Wentz never left

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
We're just biden our time before we unleash flacco

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Hurts has been not awful so far.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
My 1yo is watching the game and clapping, presumably cheering for the eagles, does anyone know any good adoption agencies?

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

 I’m glad at least your child has some taste

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predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
The Heineken Man legend begins today

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

ASAPRockySituation posted:

I’m glad at least your child has some taste

I've failed as a father.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

Hurts has been not awful so far.

Except when he's under pressure. 🤮

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

blarzgh posted:

I've failed as a father.

I mean, my kid has been saying "boo Cowboys" since about the same age so yeah.

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Every time people talk about football teams playing fast I get ptsd of chips wild ride going 3 and out in 30 seconds

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
god both teams are so sloppy today

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
he had a big under throw early that would have been a TD but since then Hurts has looked uncharacteristically accurate

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

I mean, my kid has been saying "boo Cowboys" since about the same age so yeah.

It her defense, she fills her diaper with piss and poo poo everyday like a typical eagles fan, so there's possibly some confusion there.

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

 and as a Cowboys fan you probably eat it

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
bad miss

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

 Washington DC, the elephant graveyard for NFL quarterbacks.

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

 https://twitter.com/DarrenMHaynes/status/1437115299271221252?s=19

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