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CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

spankmeister posted:

what about scotch eggs? that's not an Americanism

it was a mispronunciation of "scorched" eggs that originally took off in london before being associated with scotland later, iirc. it's separate from the sellotape->scotch tape thing and the scottish whisky -> scotch whiskey thing

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Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

Jose posted:

hadley freeman has quit at the guardian and blamed corbyn for it lol

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1439182092827561987?s=20

Great parting poo poo Hadley, facile and tiresome to the end. It’s remarkable how many people who have never had a thought worth writing down get paid for their bad opinions in this country but she was extra special. I’d rather read daily thinkpieces on monarchy by CoolCab

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Shogi posted:

Great parting poo poo Hadley, facile and tiresome to the end. It’s remarkable how many people who have never had a thought worth writing down get paid for their bad opinions in this country but she was extra special. I’d rather read daily thinkpieces on monarchy by CoolCab

lmao i'd wind up having committed suicide by chopping myself into pieces and delivering myself to various trash bins within the week

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Starmer ‘must win over soft Tory voters for election success’

Study says it is vital for party to prioritise Conservative supporters open to voting labour

Soft Conservative supporters make up the overwhelming majority of voters Keir Starmer will need to win over to have a chance of victory at the next election, according to new analysis revealing he has so far failed to gain much backing from the group.

With the Labour leader preparing for a conference that has been built up as the moment he will spell out a clearer vision and direction for the party, an extensive study into the electoral hurdles he faces has underlined the task of winning Tory voters

Two in five voters who did not vote Labour at the last election are currently open to doing so in the future. Of those, 27% voted Conservative, 17% voted Lib Dem, 3% voted Green and 5% voted for other parties. (The rest did not vote.) However, when analysts took into account the likelihood of people to vote and where the votes were actually needed to win seats, the importance of Tory voters increased hugely.

When the group is adjusted for its likelihood to vote, soft Tory supporters account for 43% of the group. Among voters in the 150 most winnable seats for Labour, they make up 53%. Researchers then added the “double-counting” bonus – where winning a vote from a main opponent counts twice, as it is one fewer for them and one more for Labour. When that was taken into account, soft Tories made up 63% of the persuadable group.

The analysis was drawn up by Opinium’s Chris Curtis for the Progressive Britain group, which sits on the right of the Labour party. Curtis is also part of the team that produces opinion polls for the Observer. “It might seem appealing to concentrate on consolidating supposedly progressive voters under the Labour banner, targeting Lib Dems, Greens and non-voters,” the report concludes. “This would avoid having to reach out to Conservative voters in the centre ground of public opinion. However, such an approach has severe limitations.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Wow, a poll from a centre right group thinks Labour should move centre right, headline news

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i wonder what percentage of the country actually shares politics with the labour right. its got to be so insanely tiny

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


the actual labour right are unpopular psychos with insane ideas but a lot of the labour centre and centre right are just pudding brained newspaper readers like most of the electorate and the newspaper writers themselves, theres certainly more of that lot than the left

labour arguably marshalled as many lefty people as are gonna vote for labour and it was enough to get beaten by theresa may and slaughtered by boris johnson

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

spankmeister posted:

The thing about diesel subs is they can run completely silent. Nuclear subs cannot, because at a minimum they have to keep the reactor cooling system running. Coupled with some sneaky use of thermal layers hiding them from sonar and whatnot those diesel boats'll sneak up on ya.

Luckily, diesel sub technology is lost so nobody can use them anymore

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Jose posted:

i wonder what percentage of the country actually shares politics with the labour right. its got to be so insanely tiny

did you ever go to CLP meetings because i'm pretty sure you can count them on a city basis, lol

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.

George Rouncewell posted:

Luckily, diesel sub technology is lost so nobody can use them anymore

Crossposting myself from the Covid thread - having only just learned how incredibly bad the UK is at handling the waste from nuclear subs about a week ago, it's tremendously funny that we've decided to go all-in on some more

New Found Power posted:

I discovered recently that, in the UK at least, we get around the problem of defuelling/decommissioning by, uh, just not doing it:

quote:

The Ministry of Defence (the Department) uses nuclear-powered submarines, including those with and without nuclear weapons, to meet its operational requirements. Since 1980, it has removed 20 submarines from service and replaced them with newer ones. It has committed to handling the resultant nuclear liabilities responsibly and disposing of submarines “as soon as reasonably practicable”. Disposal includes removing the irradiated nuclear fuel (defueling), safely storing submarines, taking out the radioactive parts (dismantling), and then recycling the boat.

To date, the Department has not yet disposed of any of its 20 retired submarines, with nine of them still containing irradiated fuel.


Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol for those who didn't read the full article earlier check these bits out. Again, the labour right and centre right have truly abominable politics that is absolutely hated by the country and they're rightfully not trusted on anything

https://twitter.com/FisherAndrew79/status/1439260594880798723?s=20
https://twitter.com/FisherAndrew79/status/1439261818556493826?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

https://twitter.com/kimwillsher1/status/1439294035357749257?s=20

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
tabernac lmao

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

perfidious albion!!!!!!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Jel Shaker posted:

didn’t a wargame end early because a single diesel submarine completely trashed the blue team

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
down periscope fuckin' rules

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
did kelsey grammar play an admiral in two comedies or am i misremembering pentagon wars?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
kelsey grammar's greatest role is in the hit movie Money Plane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aETz_dRDEys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoHHk4zERyU

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

CoolCab posted:

did kelsey grammar play an admiral in two comedies or am i misremembering pentagon wars?

he was only a captain in down periscope i think? iirc the prize was commanding a new LA class submarine

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

CoolCab posted:

did kelsey grammar play an admiral in two comedies or am i misremembering pentagon wars?
Hates the Welsh
Loves the Australian queen
Doesn't know the difference between land and sea

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
oh riiiiiight the water was because they made it amphibious i was sitting here going "no that movie definitely ended with something sinking"

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
coolcab (for me to poop in)

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


hahaha holy poo poo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Greedy Britain

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Communist Thoughts posted:

the actual labour right are unpopular psychos with insane ideas but a lot of the labour centre and centre right are just pudding brained newspaper readers like most of the electorate and the newspaper writers themselves, theres certainly more of that lot than the left

labour arguably marshalled as many lefty people as are gonna vote for labour and it was enough to get beaten by theresa may and slaughtered by boris johnson

this reframing the story of 2017 as being "beaten by theresa may" is still going to be incredibly stupid no matter how many weird lessons you try to draw from it

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


V. Illych L. posted:

this reframing the story of 2017 as being "beaten by theresa may" is still going to be incredibly stupid no matter how many weird lessons you try to draw from it

come on, mate

this is such a stupid argument, we didn't get beaten as badly as everyone predicted but the tories still formed the government not labour, and with a huge labour surge and a terrible tory candidate

it makes it seem like the best you can offer people is the possibility of narrowly losing to the tories again but pretending its victory amongst ourselves
imagine explaining this position to any normie

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/AlexInAir/status/1438991435697639427

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




france knows of perfidious albion

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/claudianvm/status/1439313944544415744?s=19

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

AND DONT YOU loving FORGET IT

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Communist Thoughts posted:

come on, mate

this is such a stupid argument, we didn't get beaten as badly as everyone predicted but the tories still formed the government not labour, and with a huge labour surge and a terrible tory candidate

it makes it seem like the best you can offer people is the possibility of narrowly losing to the tories again but pretending its victory amongst ourselves
imagine explaining this position to any normie

I mean the one thing Tory voters like to do is die of old age. It's not a strategy, but you'd have an always increasing chance to stumble into the government with 2017 results.


the brands

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





does Subway still sell cake disguised as bread, or do they just not have to give a poo poo about that these days, what with the UK being the way it is

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
I don't even think subways bread has atypical sugar content for American bread. they wind up putting that poo poo everywhere. nothing in this country is quite like wonderbread, thank goodness.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Communist Thoughts posted:

come on, mate

this is such a stupid argument, we didn't get beaten as badly as everyone predicted but the tories still formed the government not labour, and with a huge labour surge and a terrible tory candidate

it makes it seem like the best you can offer people is the possibility of narrowly losing to the tories again but pretending its victory amongst ourselves
imagine explaining this position to any normie

i would point to literally any coverage from the period, which portrayed it as a labour triumph, you just want to do your weird kinnock tribute act

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

V. Illych L. posted:

i would point to literally any coverage from the period, which portrayed it as a labour triumph, you just want to do your weird kinnock tribute act

it's a totally, totally internalized narrative, among the plp press and even membership/voter core, let alone the general public. it's really quite wild how quickly it happened.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
like, the period between 2017 and 2019 was by far the most eye opening in terms of social democracy being rendered impossible by any means necessary. the press hasn't been the same since - it's always been awful but those high watermarks have never receded. you're also seeing period liberal superstars losing their positions and degrading themselves on dance shows as the press and establishment realizes it has absolutely no use for them anymore.

see also how remain just evaporated

Lightningproof
Feb 23, 2011

the loving plp of all people literally gave Corbyn a standing ovation when he came into parliament after the 2017 election but yes it was a massive tragedy and actually a huge indictment of socialist politics

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

CoolCab posted:

like, the period between 2017 and 2019 was by far the most eye opening in terms of social democracy being rendered impossible by any means necessary. the press hasn't been the same since - it's always been awful but those high watermarks have never receded. you're also seeing period liberal superstars losing their positions and degrading themselves on dance shows as the press and establishment realizes it has absolutely no use for them anymore.

see also how remain just evaporated

the story of remain and the peoples march was such an epic debacle if they made it into a movie people would say no these people are too stupid to be real

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol we're rapidly getting tot he situation worse than anything from the 70s and boomers will love it

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2021/sep/18/dont-panic-business-minister-bids-to-calm-crisis-fears-as-uk-gas-prices-soar

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No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Is it still schadenfreude if you're eating poo poo from it too?

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