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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Runcible Cat posted:

Yeah, I read that answer and "oh of course it's loving Card that explains it".

Yeah that summary's got some big drat A=A energy, geez.

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Zaphiel
Apr 20, 2006


Fun Shoe

wheatpuppy posted:

Unaccompanied Sonata by Orson Scott Card?

The Stranger by Caroline B Cooney?


YES! Thank you! Unfortunately it's Orson Scott Card, so maybe I'll order a used copy.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

wizzardstaff posted:

Someone in the comments claims to have a copy at home! Scans may be coming!



Looks like the English scans have not materialized, but someone has scanned an entire copy of the Dutch version (Super Brikke), and you can read it in OCR /Google Translate form:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Whang/comments/plsiqq/found_a_dutch_copy_of_superbrikke_at_a_library/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Whang/comments/plwyyj/superbrikke_english_translation_full_book/

Super-Brikke posted:

"Suddenly he felt like to give gasoline. That feeling you have when you have to pee. But that was impossible. because his dick would too be gone, thought Brikke.
So it had to be gasoline, which he felt coming on. How hard it was to be excited and yet you unable to move."

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I have a guess why it has been so obscure

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
The whole internet loves Gasoline Boy, the tantalizingly obscure story about a boy with an interest in full-body transmogrification!

(15 seconds later) We regret to inform you that Gasoline Boy is child pornography.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



You'd think that was written by a Dane

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Carthag Tuek posted:

You'd think that was written by a Dane
:stonklol:

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



ScienceSeagull posted:

Looks like the English scans have not materialized, but someone has scanned an entire copy of the Dutch version (Super Brikke), and you can read it in OCR /Google Translate form:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Whang/comments/plsiqq/found_a_dutch_copy_of_superbrikke_at_a_library/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Whang/comments/plwyyj/superbrikke_english_translation_full_book/

Wow, to think this was translated and then toned down (a LOT) to make it a children's book. I remember the bit about the trash compactor too!

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
This version has been filtered through OCR and Google Translate, so the original text may be more euphemistic. The whole Dutch version has been scanned, so I'd love to see a translation of that if any bilingual speakers have time.

Also an odd bit of synchronicity from the SCP thread (well, posted a few days ago but I just now saw it):

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Super-Giles' Mum

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner

xiw posted:

I read some dystopian young adult book 20+ years ago that involved perhaps some kind of underground civilisation and a girl deliberately failing exams to avoid being taken away - the cover possibly involved a vaguely Escheresque series of planes. Any idea?

quoting myself from five years ago, but someone just posted this for me on twitter and i'm so happy:

https://twitter.com/mdbell79/status/1438232233656000513/photo/1

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

xiw posted:

quoting myself from five years ago, but someone just posted this for me on twitter and i'm so happy:


Oh hey, I'm pretty sure I read that book too when I was a kid! I don't recognize the cover but the author had a bunch of SF in the children's section of the library that I absolutely burned through. Reading the plot summary is stirring some memories.

I remember some pretty far-out stories, like the one about starfish-shaped parasites that overtook a generation colony ship and grew big enough to encompass a planet.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Sorry if this has been asked before, but I'm trying to rediscover a short story I read once. It was about a time machine with the following flaw: whatever or whoever it sent to the past or future would stay in that fixed point in space instead of traveling with the Earth. So if you traveled 100 years into the future, or even just one day, the Earth would have moved on without you as it traveled around the Sun and you would just appear in the vacuum of space and die. I have no idea what the title was or who the author was.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Queering Wheel posted:

Sorry if this has been asked before, but I'm trying to rediscover a short story I read once. It was about a time machine with the following flaw: whatever or whoever it sent to the past or future would stay in that fixed point in space instead of traveling with the Earth. So if you traveled 100 years into the future, or even just one day, the Earth would have moved on without you as it traveled around the Sun and you would just appear in the vacuum of space and die. I have no idea what the title was or who the author was.

Darkness Creeping by Neal Shushterman. I spent a while hunting that one down

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Retro Futurist posted:

Darkness Creeping by Neal Shushterman. I spent a while hunting that one down

There's also a Clark Ashton Smith's "An Excursion in Time" with a similar premise, although the creator is aware of it and willing to put up with it regardless.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Gambrinus posted:

Repost from a few years ago. It's not The Drowned World

I read this around 1999-2000.

Post-apocalyptic book set in England. I remember flooding down Tottenham Court Road (in London, I was living close by there at the time, so it stuck with me), and some fella (the bad guy?) on an abandoned cruise ship.

There was a scene towards the start when a woman was about to be impaled vaginally on a pole, and the narrator shot her in the head to spare her that. I think one of the lads impaling the woman had the remnants of a police uniform on.

Bad guy may have called himself Jesus.

Pretty sure the book was written in the first person.

Also I think the narrator had a brother

Was it James Herbert’s ‘48?

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005

The_Doctor posted:

Was it James Herbert’s ‘48?

It is not, but thanks for trying.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
I read a sci-fi short story a while back (probably around a decade ago) that I can't remember the name of. It was about a couple on a mission trying to find life in the universe, but every planet they come across is barren. The bulk of the story is about them approaching the point of no return, where they'll be unable to return to Earth if they continue forward - so they need to make the decision to give up on their mission and make it back to Earth, or continue on in the ever-dwindling hope of finding life.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Wound up finding out the name of the story by digging through some old Sci fi anthologies I had laying around! It was "One" by George Alec Effinger.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Speaking of Effinger, I quite liked When Gravity Falls but the followups didnt do anything for me. Are their short stories good?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Carthag Tuek posted:

Speaking of Effinger, I quite liked When Gravity Falls but the followups didnt do anything for me. Are their short stories good?

I've read his collection Idle Pleasures -- SF stories about sports -- and I thought it was pretty good. It's lighter fare than the Audran books, though.

DasNeonLicht
Dec 25, 2005

"...and the light is on and burning brightly for the masses."
Fallen Rib
Deep reach with this one — a contemporary novel with a historical setting on (I want to say) the American East Coast... New England? I think the first-person narrator was female, pining after her at-sea husband. A whaler? Was there a mermaid or a selkie? A threatening storm? I want to say I remember descriptions of the rickety homes in this coastal town.

Nothing too pulpy — would have been something my NPR-obsessed bookworm girlfriend at the time would have picked up between 2010–2013 — possibly something they recommended.

Thanks for any leads.

Edit: The plot and publication date of The Mermaid Collector seem so similar, but I want to say it was somewhat more middlebrow or it would have gotten some buzz in press? is there anything with a similar plot and setting?

DasNeonLicht fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Sep 27, 2021

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
A discussion of books had someone I know say that their favourite book, read years and years ago, he can't remember the title of it. All he could remember from it was that it was about dragons, and in it, "a helicopter is chasing a dragon" and "a wizard shows up and freezes the main character, then leaves." Not much to go on; it somehow ring any bells for anyone?

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Darksword Trilogy maybe

There's no so many dragons in it as I recall but dragon vs helicopter might have been on the cover of the third book

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Cornwind Evil posted:

A discussion of books had someone I know say that their favourite book, read years and years ago, he can't remember the title of it. All he could remember from it was that it was about dragons, and in it, "a helicopter is chasing a dragon" and "a wizard shows up and freezes the main character, then leaves." Not much to go on; it somehow ring any bells for anyone?

The Bifrost Guardians by Mickey Zucker Reichart had one with a dragon and helicopter fight I think.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


My mother in law has a vivid memory of a post- apocalyptic book with a load of ballerinas on a plane, going down down into the clouds, dying with dignity in the face of nuclear annihilation. She thought it was On the Beach but I just re-read that and didn’t spot it. Any ideas?

Travic
May 27, 2007

Getting nowhere fast
There was a fantasy book I remember from when I was a kid. I remember the main character had been sent back in time/another dimension and had become apprenticed to a wizard. The wizard lends him magic/mana to cast some spells from time to time.

It was a light-hearted book from what I remember. It ended with him fighting a giant worm or centipede I think. I also think it was part of a series.

SnipeShow
Nov 7, 2009

That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

My wife needs help with a picture book. A tailor sees a poor girl and starts... making her clothes I guess? He makes her a bottle green jacket and that is the whole plot.

Liffrea
Jun 16, 2013

Your gacha-bragging struck a nerve and accidentally set off my self-defense instincts. Sorry about that.

DasNeonLicht posted:

Deep reach with this one — a contemporary novel with a historical setting on (I want to say) the American East Coast... New England? I think the first-person narrator was female, pining after her at-sea husband. A whaler? Was there a mermaid or a selkie? A threatening storm? I want to say I remember descriptions of the rickety homes in this coastal town.

Nothing too pulpy — would have been something my NPR-obsessed bookworm girlfriend at the time would have picked up between 2010–2013 — possibly something they recommended.

Thanks for any leads.

Edit: The plot and publication date of The Mermaid Collector seem so similar, but I want to say it was somewhat more middlebrow or it would have gotten some buzz in press? is there anything with a similar plot and setting?

Ahab's Wife, or The Star-Gazer? https://www.amazon.com/Ahabs-Wife-Star-gazer-Novel-P-S/dp/0060838744

It was published in 2005, but I definitely remember it being a thing (might have been one of Oprah's Book Club selections or something like that) sometime around that period.

Dinho Eledair
Feb 20, 2006

Does anyone know a fantasy novel where the main character is a regular human with some magic abilities in a society where regular humans are treated as second class and the 'real' humans are like taller, stronger, (more magical?) versions of humans.

I think the first novel had the main lead solve a criminal conspiracy for a friend who happens to be a high ranking member of the ruling class type folks. I believe the main lead gets a lot of jobs due to his ability to use special magic or something like that. The setting for the regular humans is definitely like regular medieval fantasy i.e. not too advanced techonology (I think) and although there's magic it's not everywhere (again from what I recall). Different for the ruling humans/people - I think there's a lot more tech/magic there ?

I think he maybe takes over a criminal organisation or tears it down in the progress of the first story too? Can't really recall.

I also think I got the feeling it may have been a type of story where humanity is in a far future where a portion were engineered to be stronger versions but then that history got lost and just began treating regular humans as a separate sub-species or something of that ilk. Not sure if that was explicitly in the novel, or just the feeling I got - it's been a while since I read it!

Any help remembering the title/series would be great!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Dinho Eledair posted:

Does anyone know a fantasy novel where the main character is a regular human with some magic abilities in a society where regular humans are treated as second class and the 'real' humans are like taller, stronger, (more magical?) versions of humans.

I think the first novel had the main lead solve a criminal conspiracy for a friend who happens to be a high ranking member of the ruling class type folks. I believe the main lead gets a lot of jobs due to his ability to use special magic or something like that. The setting for the regular humans is definitely like regular medieval fantasy i.e. not too advanced techonology (I think) and although there's magic it's not everywhere (again from what I recall). Different for the ruling humans/people - I think there's a lot more tech/magic there ?

I think he maybe takes over a criminal organisation or tears it down in the progress of the first story too? Can't really recall.

I also think I got the feeling it may have been a type of story where humanity is in a far future where a portion were engineered to be stronger versions but then that history got lost and just began treating regular humans as a separate sub-species or something of that ilk. Not sure if that was explicitly in the novel, or just the feeling I got - it's been a while since I read it!

Any help remembering the title/series would be great!

Steven Brust's Vlad Taltos series?

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Runcible Cat posted:

Steven Brust's Vlad Taltos series?

I started working my way though this series a few months ago, having almost never heard of it before, and I'm surprised how often I see it come up on these forums.

Dinho Eledair
Feb 20, 2006

Runcible Cat posted:

Steven Brust's Vlad Taltos series?

that's the one, thank-you!

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

I inflicted this awful bullshit on the Sci-fi and Fantasy thread in passing:

Drakyn posted:

No problem, and I'm now hoping the karmic feedback from this lets me finally rediscover the name of a children's book* I read when I was 4-6ish.

*No illustrations, probably not much over or under a hundred pages, some ?siblings? on holiday at a ?cottage? ?on an island? with their ?aunt and uncle? and they find weird scavenger-hunt clues left around the island by the older relatives' ?brother? who was some sort of weird hermit back in the day. I think one clue partway through was in a hollowed-out tree in the middle of the woods and the one thing I know for SURE is that the entire chain of hints ends up leading them to the recluse's secret room hidden in the house itself.
it is neither science fiction nor fantasy

Drakyn posted:

Danhenge posted:

The siblings with the aunt and uncle is what makes me think boxcar kids. There are definitely many structural similarities but the siblings plus aunt and uncle was the unusual part.

Edit: is it The Lighthouse Mystery?
Afraid not - I actually checked a lot of synopses after you guys brought them up and although nothing quite seemed to fit, at the very least I can definitely confirm there were no lighthouses or plankton-researchingmaniacs. And for the record, anything I put in ? ?s was a detail that could be something different than what I recall it being because. You know. Tiny brain careening off the walls of fiction for the first time.

Also in looking this stuff up I rediscovered that the boxcar children's grandfather was like 40x more obscenely rich than I recalled him being so the series is technically fantasy after book 1, it's just the fantasy of 'oh what a lovely house grandfather' 'haha yes, shall i buy it for us?' 'please!' 'very well, onto the pile with it!'

Drakyn posted:

[...]
Gone-away-Lake I read some years later when my brain was fully operational. I don't THINK it's 'Spiderweb for Two' either, based on what I've read. Apologies for the offtopicking.
And now I bring it unto you. I am sorry.

Drakyn fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Oct 8, 2021

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Vague similarities to Enid Blyton's "Adventure" series of books

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Looked 'em up and woah woah WOAH that's WAY too much adventure. These kids are going to different countries and having VILLAINS and poo poo! Way too intense. God help me if it's one of Enid Blyton's though; how many books did she write?
The Four-Story Mistake by Elizabeth Enright (I got pointed at her stuff) seems closest in a few elements (the treehouse in a storm felt similar to something I can't put my finger on), but I think it lacks the key elements of the absent hermit and the daisy-chain of clues.

DreamingofRoses
Jun 27, 2013
Nap Ghost
So, I've got a book I can't really remember but want to read again. I got it in a Secret Santa a long time ago, but I got rid of it/lost it/something. It was a fantasy romance where people's magic is classified by color and shapes, with the main heroine's being green (because empathy) and like an icosahedron, and the secondary woman is like a blue sphere. (The green is empathy-based magic, of course). The main hero is a prince who doesn't want to be a prince and has indigo magic, and winds up having to become engaged to green witch at first (because she's the most powerful mage woman identified so far and the prince has to marry her to keep the bloodline strong in magic, then the blue sphere woman is found and it looks like he'll have to marry her instead. Surprise! A second prince who turns out to be the first prince's older brother and coincidentally has stronger magic (and gets along better with sphere woman) is discovered, although he is near-feral and yadda yadda it's HEA's for them all. The main villain is mage who had all the empathy burned out of him as a child because his green magic was just Too Strong.

Other things I remember: Green Witch is blonde, willowy and likes climbing apple trees to hide. Blue Bitch (she's actually pretty nice in the book and I think her name is Iris, but I like the alliteration) is brunette and curvy and clearly Superior.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

DreamingofRoses posted:

So, I've got a book I can't really remember but want to read again. I got it in a Secret Santa a long time ago, but I got rid of it/lost it/something. It was a fantasy romance where people's magic is classified by color and shapes, with the main heroine's being green (because empathy) and like an icosahedron, and the secondary woman is like a blue sphere. (The green is empathy-based magic, of course). The main hero is a prince who doesn't want to be a prince and has indigo magic, and winds up having to become engaged to green witch at first (because she's the most powerful mage woman identified so far and the prince has to marry her to keep the bloodline strong in magic, then the blue sphere woman is found and it looks like he'll have to marry her instead. Surprise! A second prince who turns out to be the first prince's older brother and coincidentally has stronger magic (and gets along better with sphere woman) is discovered, although he is near-feral and yadda yadda it's HEA's for them all. The main villain is mage who had all the empathy burned out of him as a child because his green magic was just Too Strong.

Other things I remember: Green Witch is blonde, willowy and likes climbing apple trees to hide. Blue Bitch (she's actually pretty nice in the book and I think her name is Iris, but I like the alliteration) is brunette and curvy and clearly Superior.

Color/shape magic sounds like something in the Lost Continent series by Catherine Asaro. Edit: probably The Charmed Sphere.

DreamingofRoses
Jun 27, 2013
Nap Ghost

wheatpuppy posted:

Color/shape magic sounds like something in the Lost Continent series by Catherine Asaro. Edit: probably The Charmed Sphere.

That's it! Thank you so much.

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AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Drakyn posted:

I inflicted this awful bullshit on the Sci-fi and Fantasy thread in passing:





And now I bring it unto you. I am sorry.

Time frame of when you read this/how old it might be?

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