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Bismuth posted:I feel like Obvious Plants are always well, obvious. They're a little too curated in their wacky randomness, they lack subtlety, they dont quite capture the raw nonsense that some of these products deliver also there's a visible, clearly-placed logo on every one of their projects
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Sep 20, 2021 14:17
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Phy posted:Star World Well drat. How did I miss that? Also: It turns out that it wasn't a truck stop. It was just a FastTrac ExxonMobil.
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Sep 20, 2021 21:39
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There's actual Hot Wheels and My Little Pony in many truck stops now so even Mattel and Hasbro know there's a market there. Of course in Belgium I found porn DVDs at a gas station store. They're all in uniform yellow covers with only a title I can't read. But they're definitely porn.
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The MSJ posted:There's actual Hot Wheels and My Little Pony in many truck stops now so even Mattel and Hasbro know there's a market there. What kind of porn haha asking for a friend
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Sep 21, 2021 01:00
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The only place I've ever seen Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horrors was at a truck stop. A friend of mine bought it and it ended up being a decent enough movie.
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Sep 21, 2021 01:05
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EorayMel posted:What kind of porn haha asking for a friend Belgian, so all the hottest brown people being harassed by sexy white royals in the jungle.
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Sep 21, 2021 01:24
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The MSJ posted:Belgian, so all the hottest brown people being harassed by sexy white royals in the jungle. And waffles. Blue ones, of course.
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Sep 21, 2021 03:34
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I absolutely need this.
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Sep 21, 2021 03:40
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Nah, this is the one you need: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002275706002.html
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Sep 21, 2021 04:51
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flavor.flv posted:Nah, this is the one you need: Just heard it in my head. SMEGMAAAAAAA
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Sep 21, 2021 10:48
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The MSJ posted:Of course in Belgium I found porn DVDs at a gas station store. They're all in uniform yellow covers with only a title I can't read. But they're definitely porn. I misread this as "with a title only I can't read", as though the porn was encoded in a way to confound your and only your ability to perceive language.
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Sep 21, 2021 13:58
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I love that "If I get circumcised" and "Where will I keep my" are both trademarked, but Garfield isn't.
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Sep 21, 2021 14:59
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Pastry of the Year posted:I misread this as "with a title only I can't read", as though the porn was encoded in a way to confound your and only your ability to perceive language. It's actually a good question what 'Belgian' porn would look like, perhaps they moan bilingually (or trilingually, can't forget the Germans)
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Sep 21, 2021 15:06
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flavor.flv posted:Nah, this is the one you need: This seems perfect for the thread, because I don't remember that watermark at the bottom. Did the aliexpress seller steal some meme for their shirt, or did they actually make it? Edit: Oh right, it's a Teenage Stepdad design. 
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Sep 21, 2021 16:15
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Pastry of the Year posted:I misread this as "with a title only I can't read", as though the porn was encoded in a way to confound your and only your ability to perceive language. The weirdest SCP artifact.
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Sep 21, 2021 18:18
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pseudorandom posted:Did the aliexpress seller steal some meme for their shirt, or did they actually make it? Is the answer to this ever not the first? Especially if it's something purposely funny.
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Sep 21, 2021 18:21
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pseudorandom posted:This seems perfect for the thread, because I don't remember that watermark at the bottom. Did the aliexpress seller steal some meme for their shirt, or did they actually make it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s024gc5AvyI
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Sep 22, 2021 01:52
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The MSJ posted:Of course in Belgium I found porn DVDs at a gas station store. They're all in uniform yellow covers with only a title I can't read. But they're definitely porn. Lol, fuckin No Name brand porn 
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Sep 22, 2021 03:33
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Phy posted:Lol, fuckin No Name brand porn https://i.imgur.com/wPMvLLy.mp4
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Sep 22, 2021 03:47
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John Lee posted:also there's a visible, clearly-placed logo on every one of their projects Yeah no poo poo but you can usually tell you're looking at an obvious plant before you even see the logo, they just have a vibe
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Sep 22, 2021 06:22
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Phy posted:Lol, fuckin No Name brand porn I sat here looking for the sex joke in "baking powder, baking soda, ice cream cones, cola" for a moment, which I freely admit is already too long to have been doing so.
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Sep 22, 2021 11:38
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Pastry of the Year posted:I sat here looking for the sex joke in "baking powder, baking soda, ice cream cones, cola" for a moment, which I freely admit is already too long to have been doing so. I thought maybe it was loss
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Sep 22, 2021 13:00
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We've been ruined...
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Sep 22, 2021 13:20
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Phy posted:Lol, fuckin No Name brand porn
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Sep 22, 2021 14:51
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Pastry of the Year posted:I sat here looking for the sex joke in "baking powder, baking soda, ice cream cones, cola" for a moment, which I freely admit is already too long to have been doing so. Sounds like Gucci Mane lyrics tbh
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I didn't know he had lyrics other than 'Gucci' e: wait a minute, this isn't the GBS bitching about young people thread
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Sep 22, 2021 15:27
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Eh, pretty sure all wants to bitch about gucci mange independent of age
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counterpoint: no one wants to bitch about Gucci, tho we can theorize on what they did with the original after he was cloned
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Pastry of the Year posted:I sat here looking for the sex joke in "baking powder, baking soda, ice cream cones, cola" for a moment, which I freely admit is already too long to have been doing so. Yeah sorry it's just the Repo Man style store brand of a canadian supermarket chain, the salaciousest it gets is "beer" I hear yellow packaging and plain labels and that's where my mind goes
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flavor.flv posted:Nah, this is the one you need: already have it m8 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBLXEyupMxy/
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That's a value added statue of a koala right?
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Sep 22, 2021 17:34
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It's-a me, Koalario!
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Something something koala tea
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Give it a game or two and that'll be canon
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Wrong leaf
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Mario wanted to be hip and cool and tried to do an Animorph's book cover meme. But Kamek cast a spell and froze him mid-transformation! Luigi, you must transverse 8 levels and fight Kamek's minions to free your brother!
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ElBrak posted:Mario wanted to be hip and cool and tried to do an Animorph's book cover meme. But Kamek cast a spell and froze him mid-transformation! Luigi, you must transverse 8 levels and fight Kamek's minions to free your brother! Don't leak the plot of the mario movie ITT 
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