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The Joe Man posted:At Half Price Books I used to find fully complete/mint big box PC games in the clearance section for like 50 cents until they hired some fat nerd behind the counter who would actually check rarity/prices. They had a scratched up CD-only copy of Alice: Madness Returns in a plastic bag and it was priced at $40-something and I looked over at him and he looked over at me and we knowingly glared at each other for what seemed like an eternity. a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:Cool to know HPB sells mirrors now.
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PurpleXVI posted:Scissor lifts own. Nothing like cranking one up to full height and enjoying the view. Blistex posted:Omitting the first sentence left me in stitches.
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Alhazred posted:On august 4th 1945 the US ambassador in Soviet received a hand carved wooden plaque of the Great Seal of the United States as a symbol of friendship between the two countries. The ambassador thought it was a lovely gesture and hung it in his office. In 1952 it was discovered that the plaque was bugged. CoolCab posted:one of the most ingenious bugs of all time to be fair, it wasn't like they left a big cartoon microphone in there. they didn't find it because it relied on a technology that the american government didn't even fully understand yet, thus it's amazing name. it was totally passive and relied on energy broadcast from afar which is similar to RFID chips. the holy poopacy posted:
3D Megadoodoo posted:As with all genius inventors, they rewarded Theremin by putting him in a camp. Red Bones posted:afaik he invented the spying device when he was in the camp (it was a gulag for scientists to do research for the soviets). I'm not sure why he got put in the camp initially - it might have been for moving to the US for a while, it might have been for inventing electronic music. Maybe he just looked at someone funny. Brawnfire posted:Perhaps Theremin got too close to something and it raised an alarm
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snergle posted:i took german in high school and my german penpal was 9 yrs old. he wrote to me in english and i wrote to him in german. he wanted to call me on the phone to practice his spoken english and i would practice my spoken german. he called me and i was taught by a bavarian lady. he told me i sound like a Rword hick and he is sorry but he can no longer be my penpal.
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JohnnyThreeToes posted:Crossed signals really isn't possible. This girl was doing all the girly poo poo to let a guy know (playing with my hair, giving me "gently caress-me eyes", asking when I get off of work) that she is down. There really was no room for misinterpretation. I was flirting back and she was digging it. Plus, girls know that when a guy asks for their number that it isn't to play Scrabble. Downtown Abey posted:Well, since the thread isn't very good to begin with and you, for some reason, decided to troll people giving you honest insight, you've got 12 hours to apologize to the three posters above the quote & myself for such a horrific transgression. JohnnyThreeToes posted:gently caress you.
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# ? Sep 21, 2021 15:17 |
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Platystemon posted:Person One: “Play Freebird!”
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# ? Sep 21, 2021 15:54 |
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accents
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# ? Sep 21, 2021 16:16 |
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I'm reading "#3" as "number three". Help a guy out
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# ? Sep 21, 2021 16:25 |
Pound three
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# ? Sep 21, 2021 17:41 |
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Simply Simon posted:I'm reading "#3" as "number three". Help a guy out "3 is what the guy does while the girl runs to the bathroom." - Boots Raingear
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Pound three In a row?
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# ? Sep 21, 2021 17:59 |
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Inceltown posted:*laughing in Australian* Brawnfire posted:¡ɐɥ ɐɥ ɐH
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Imagined posted:For sale: sex couch, never used. mobby_6kl posted:How do you use it? I don't see any... openings CaptainBeefart posted:If you don't see any openings, you're the opening.
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christmas boots posted:And it took how long for the 9/11 first responders to get their bill? QUACKTASTIC posted:I don't think Elvira's girlfriend was involved in that one
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RFC2324 posted:my brain always wants to parse it as 'Elrond Hubbard'
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 00:47 |
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That's a username joke that works out basically once in a lifetime
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's a username joke that works out basically once in a lifetime Space Moose bought me a Bald Dwarf avatar. It was nice but then someone bought me one that uh, wasn't flattering. And I replaced it. Avatar switcheroos are usually pretty funny.
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's a username joke that works out basically once in a lifetime It would've been amazing if someone with a Talking Heads-related username had been the first to respond to this
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B-Nasty posted:Yesterday I got recruiter spam where the recruiter, before listing the jobs they 'had', was attempting to sell his old car. Now I can't even joke about tech recruiters being like used car salesman.
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CommissarMega posted:Ten Inch Tails was right there, come on! Son of Thunderbeast posted:I feel like the sonic fandom would not handle this innocent pun very well
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lol in my defense there was also a conversation about the Havana syndrome bill being passed just so you onlookers know I'm not just randomly invoking 9/11
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OwlFancier posted:If I had to install my own plumbing, I would instead be making GBS threads in a hole in the ground, so I don't feel like that is a great argument tbh. Powered Descent posted:* looks up from hole* Brawnfire posted:What the- you again?!? Get the gently caress out of my latrine you pervert!
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# ? Sep 24, 2021 03:55 |
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Bruceski posted:I love it when collections include previously unseen games like Circle of the Moon. (it's a backlight joke)
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flavor.flv posted:(it's a backlight joke) Was my first castlevania game and it was on an early production GBA, pretty sure it's part of why I'm legally blind without my glasses now thanks to the eyestrain
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The Lone Badger posted:Unfortunately due to material shortages we were only able to produce one wunderwaffle for the entire nation. As it was made using slave labour it may contain ground glass and/or razor blades, the user is encouraged to inspect carefully before consumption.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:make jaxyon an ik Herstory Begins Now posted:watch 20 of the worst posters will now trip over themselves to say 'oh god no' Jaxyon posted:OH GOD NO
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# ? Sep 24, 2021 22:29 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Super Hornio Bros 2 is actually a redub of another film, "Dicky Dicky Pornfic"
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lol
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Delightful.
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Having to suppress a laugh so I don't have to try to explain that.
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# ? Sep 25, 2021 16:28 |
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Well I guess it worked
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EorayMel posted:Click on the goon name and/or here if you have archives to go to the rest of the post to experience a full page worth of ASCII porn omitted for extra suspense Is this the original Post/Username Combo?
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# ? Sep 25, 2021 19:55 |
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Paladinus posted:Something-something, Assaulta Claus. Knormal posted:Ol' Saint Kick? Rectovagitron posted:Please, it's a tannenbomb.
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Not a funny quote, but something beautiful and touching posted in the Woodworking thread.Stultus Maximus posted:About a week ago, my father passed away.
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If you can't make 'em cry laughing, just make 'em cry.
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What is that, a coffin for ants?
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The Maestro posted:What is that, a coffin for ants? Poor Stultus' Dad, was thought as ants when died.
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I made an ashtray in shop class too
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