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Stultus Maximus posted:This was a joke, right? Yes.
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Cugel the Clever posted:Come now, the Austrian navy has a storied history. Just look at the von Trapps! Never doubt their aspirations to secure Austrian dominance over the Brineland.
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 02:05 |
guy's gonna feel doubly stupid when he finds out the strayans got nuclear subs legally
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:guy's gonna feel doubly stupid when he finds out the strayans got nuclear subs legally How'd they post the background check? Aren't they all convicts?
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Oh my loving gods, the complaint:quote:The letter requested the transmission of the enclosed technical data to COUNTRY1’s military intelligence agency. The sender wrote: “I apologize for this poor translation into your language. Please forward this letter to your military intelligence agency. I believe this information will be of great value to your nation. This is not a hoax." quote:"I understand your proposal to start a dead drop. I am concerned that using a dead drop location your friend prepares makes me very vulnerable. If other interested parties are observing the location, I will be unable to detect them. I am not a professional, and do not have a team supporting me. I am also concerned that a physical gift would be very difficult to explain if I am questioned. For now, I must consider the possibility that you are not the person I hope you are." He, of course, then still got persuaded to do the drop in a location they provided, which was, surprise, actively monitored. quote:"You can not imaging [sic] my relief at finding your letter just where you told me to look! Indeed, this has been a long journey and I am very happy to have a reliable professional partner in you. quote:"Thank you for your partnership as well, my friend. One day, when it is safe, perhaps two old friends will have a chance to stumble into each other at a cafe, share a bottle of wine and laugh over stories of their shared exploits. A fine thought, but I agree that our mutual need for security may make that impossible. Whether we meet or no [sic], I will always remember your bravery in serving your country and your commitment to helping me."
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Cugel the Clever posted:Oh my loving gods, the complaint: Gut was literally dreaming up his own spy movie Post-Credits scene instead of contemplating his stupidity.
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Cugel the Clever posted:Oh my loving gods, the complaint: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Stupid.
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 04:33 |
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https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-council-to-stop-paying-wizard-16000-a-year-after-23-years-20211009 Haters
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 09:17 |
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Stravag posted:https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-council-to-stop-paying-wizard-16000-a-year-after-23-years-20211009 Wow, gently caress those guys.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Stupid. Thread title imo
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 09:45 |
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you cant cut wizard funding! you will regret this!
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ded posted:you cant cut wizard funding! you will regret this!
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Stravag posted:https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-council-to-stop-paying-wizard-16000-a-year-after-23-years-20211009 quote:The Wizard - who has been paid since 1998 - outlined his plans going forward, explaining: "It makes no difference. I will still keep going. They will have to kill me to stop me." Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Stupid. why not sigh
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Milo and POTUS posted:why not sigh fuuuuuuuuck
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Milo and POTUS posted:why not sigh Nice
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ded posted:you cant cut wizard funding! you will regret this!
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'I'm radioactive -- no one wants to hire me!' MAGA rioter 'tears up' at plea hearing https://www.rawstory.com/capitol-riot-plea-hearing/ https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1446471440778268678?s=20 for the live tweet thread the story is based on. https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1446514586740563993?s=20 get hosed traitor. https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1446518199500120093?s=20 got 3 months on a misdemeanor plea bargain.
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Brute Squad posted:'I'm radioactive -- no one wants to hire me!' MAGA rioter 'tears up' at plea hearing An important question remains, is the crime punishable by a year or more, regardless of the sentence? Seriously these people becoming prohibited persons is pretty hilarious.
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It would be pretty cool if they faced real legal consequences but drat we can't discourage tourism like that
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Judge: “It’s become evident to me in the riot cases, many of the defendants who are pleading guilty are not truly accepting responsibility. They seem to trying to get this out of the way as quickly as possible” Wow how does this loving guy think plea deals work for white men?
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Midjack posted:Wow how does this loving guy think plea deals work for white men? Judges don't generally think about the justice system in that way as far as I can tell.
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Stravag posted:https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-council-to-stop-paying-wizard-16000-a-year-after-23-years-20211009 I found this 2009 article when he was awarded the Queen's Service Medal (QSM). quote:"I think most people will be pleased to see the Wizard get a title like this but the rest of the world will be probably be thinking, 'It's a strange place New Zealand - what are they up to there giving a wizard a QSM?"' Back in ye olde days of yore I suppose there probably were a lot of carny-wizards; not everyone can summon a dragon. I bet Kenneth Copeland would have been a wizard. Edit: oh poo poo, "On 8 September 2003 The Wizard's large wooden house was destroyed by a fire, which Christchurch police treated as arson. The Wizard, his partner and two boarders were lucky to escape with their lives and The Wizard's extensive book and video collections were destroyed. The "Wizardmobile", constructed from the front halves of two VW Beetles, was also attacked and damaged." Lake of Methane fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Oct 11, 2021 |
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Midjack posted:Judge: “It’s become evident to me in the riot cases, many of the defendants who are pleading guilty are not truly accepting responsibility. They seem to trying to get this out of the way as quickly as possible” Sometimes you have to say very obvious things on the record in order to explain your thinking to appellate courts.
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 19:37 |
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Pretty sure the Wizard turned out to be some insane alt-right style racist/misogynist, it's just that noone had ever really listened to him long enough to realise. Also lmao at that guy's church kicking him out for attracting bad press. Seems very on brand for american christianity.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Pretty sure the Wizard turned out to be some insane alt-right style racist/misogynist, it's just that noone had ever really listened to him long enough to realise. This username/post combo is screaming “good, my rival has had a setback ”
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Icon Of Sin posted:This username/post combo is screaming “good, my rival has had a setback ” a.k.a. "hahaha, my curse worked"
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 21:51 |
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I guess NZ's socialized medicine doesn't cover frog pills.
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# ? Oct 11, 2021 22:50 |
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sports, but https://twitter.com/andrewlbeaton/status/1446561055489069077 then a day later: https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1447727238598832129 https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1447729994680176640
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I did not expect that outcome.
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boop the snoot posted:I did not expect that outcome. Urban Meyer dodges the bullet for another week
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boop the snoot posted:I did not expect that outcome. Also how Gruden escalated from childish name mocking to SUPER HARDCORE RACIST poo poo in five seconds.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:Also how Gruden escalated from childish name mocking to SUPER HARDCORE RACIST poo poo in five seconds. Been a thing for years behind closed doors apparently. The "big lips" thing is a common racist trope things and (again) I should've known more was coming, I was only surprised that it took another day or two for the bulk of the stuff to come out. I mean, look at the company he was keeping in these email chains: https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1447734185863483393
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 02:24 |
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How long til he's on fox
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Milo and POTUS posted:How long til he's on fox Maybe Fox News but not NFL on Fox. He’s PNG for the league and it’s broadcasting partners.
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It'll be fox news and he'll be railing against cancel culture by the super bowl as a sports analyst.
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 02:59 |
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Now do Urban Meyer.
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 02:59 |
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Is he a piece of poo poo, too? I liked him back when he turned Utah's team around.
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He's the sex pest, right? CNN sports correspondent for Chris Cuomo.
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Godholio posted:Is he a piece of poo poo, too? I liked him back when he turned Utah's team around. He also tried to turn around a co-ed in Columbus it seems.
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