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The pro move would have been to launch the n64 without an analogue stick on the controller and then sell an updated controller six months later.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:08 |
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Bleck posted:The N64 controller looks a little wonky but I don't feel the need to complain about the design twenty-something years later because nobody ever shoved one up my rear end in a drunken rage or whatever lovely thing happened to you people Don't doxx my Glover cosplay.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:09 |
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Augus posted:it’s lame actually, they should be more boring and lovely Why would Nintendo make a game about your posts
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:11 |
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:The pro move would have been to launch the n64 without an analogue stick on the controller and then sell an updated controller six months later.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:13 |
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I have no stick and I must scream.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:15 |
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N64 seems like the easiest controller to shove up an rear end until the Wii came out. The Saturn 3D controller or the Xbox duke would be the worst unless we count the GameCube chainsaw controller
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:18 |
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hatty posted:N64 seems like the easiest controller to shove up an rear end until the Wii came out. The Saturn 3D controller or the Xbox duke would be the worst unless we count the GameCube chainsaw controller ribbed for your pleasure
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:19 |
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Top ten controllers to shove up your rear end is not what I thought I'd be musing on today but the options are surprisingly robust. I gotta go find my boomerang
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:20 |
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The Gamecube controller has some nicely tapered handles, that could be a decent time if you were so inclined uh oh flashback to me downloading the Rez demo on some console while I was a horny teenager and trying to persuade my girlfriend at the time to, erm, use the second controller
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:22 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:ribbed for your pleasure Ever notice how the handles directly evolved into the Cube controller? You're welcome.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:23 |
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Mister Facetious posted:Ever notice how the handles directly evolved into the Cube controller? the layout is also kind of like the N64 with the c-directionals replacing the second dpad
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:24 |
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Ah I see alot of you never played atari, atleast not with the joystick
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:25 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:The Gamecube controller has some nicely tapered handles, that could be a decent time if you were so inclined Didn't Rez have its own controller that was intended to be a vibrator in all but name?
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:28 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:ribbed for your pleasure Did any games use both Dpads?
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:30 |
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There were games on the Virtual Boy? Next you're going to tell me someone actually owned an Atari Jaguar!
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:38 |
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Spacebump posted:Did any games use both Dpads? I think Teleroboxer may have. Also there's a Lovecraft game that basically used it for aiming in combat, which arguably makes it the earliest twin-stick first person shooter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYfPQuDOfZM
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:44 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Also you can do the postgame before the endgame, but shouldn’t. I got a scratch on my disc that prevented me from going to the final content, and instead ground myself up to face the various superbosses. When I finally got hold of a replacement, I killed the final boss in one hit. The power curve in FFX is weird. Is it really post game if the game ends once the credit roll and doesn't let you load it back up to tie up odds and ends?
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:45 |
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Commander Keene posted:There were games on the Virtual Boy? Next you're going to tell me someone actually owned an Atari Jaguar! My neighbor growing up had one. Blue Thunder and AvP were decent titles. Everything else sucked. He insisted it was better than the PS1 and just lol at being a console warrior in general, but especially on behalf of the jaguar.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:47 |
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Mega64 posted:Didn't Rez have its own controller that was intended to be a vibrator in all but name? Yeah, although it appears the developer swears it was TOTALLY NOT SEXUAL and claimed it was meant for some like, synesthesia poo poo.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:52 |
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Mega64 posted:Didn't Rez have its own controller that was intended to be a vibrator in all but name? Yeah I think it was hearing about that that inspired me to suggest it
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:53 |
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Spacebump posted:Did any games use both Dpads? Red Alarm
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:56 |
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FFX is pretty great, but how long does it keep you in tutorial mode? I'm just leaving Besaid and I'm still getting what feels to be fixed fights. Also I noticed a bunch of chests in some trees, I don't think I can get them. I hope to come back because I suddenly ended the thing in the chapel and I feel like I missed something. I'm pretty sure I've had more cutscenes than game which is fine because I'm enjoying them. The voice-acting is good, the writing is pretty bad, but I am really curious to know what's going on. It's pretty cool how this feels like a natural progression from 6 through 9.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:20 |
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Stux posted:dpad is an importnat part of 3d games for extra buttons so not really Ok I've designed the perfect controller Three analog sticks, three triggers, three bumpers, two d pads, and c buttons. Middle and left triggers, bumpers and d pad are mirrors of each other, but the middle can be right hand if you have a game where you want someone to grip the left and middle. I also replaced start with + and - and added a home and capture button.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:57 |
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Looks great how’s the drift?
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 23:59 |
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this
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:00 |
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:Blue Thunder and AvP were decent titles. Everything else sucked. you must be forgetting about Virtual Boy Wario Land.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:01 |
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This is a solved problem https://www.cybergadget.co.jp/products/4544859031557/
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100YrsofAttitude posted:FFX is pretty great, but how long does it keep you in tutorial mode? I'm just leaving Besaid and I'm still getting what feels to be fixed fights. Also I noticed a bunch of chests in some trees, I don't think I can get them. I hope to come back because I suddenly ended the thing in the chapel and I feel like I missed something. There's probably more cutscenes than game
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:06 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Ok I've designed the perfect controller Tell us more, Uncky Herb!
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:15 |
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Barreft posted:There's probably more cutscenes than game That's wild. I'm also pleased this game goes the FF6 and FF9 route of "explicit" character classes, or at least it seems to me each character with the standard sphere grid is supposed to be something in particular.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:17 |
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flavor.flv posted:This is a solved problem I kind of want one.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:22 |
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there definitely isn’t more cutscene than game in FFX. there is a lot of cutscene, yeah, but there’s also a lot of game
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:22 |
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Is there an active Wii thread. Not joking
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:25 |
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:Is there an active Wii thread. Not anymore. There isn't much interest for its games anymore.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:27 |
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For hacking or for game playin
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:27 |
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Okay I'm already subscribed to both of those threads anyway I just didn't want to make a low quality post in a place it didn't belong.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:30 |
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:Okay I'm already subscribed to both of those threads anyway I just didn't want to make a low quality post in a place it didn't belong. Have you seen the rest of this thread? Don't worry about it, ask away.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:31 |
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Alternatively make a thread here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=278 its not a busy sub-forum at all.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:32 |
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Or just ask in the chat thread. We rarely judge.
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# ? Nov 3, 2021 00:34 |
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flavor.flv posted:This is a solved problem This looks like something you would see on display in a mock living room at IKEA
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