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Hopper posted:Depending on your age try at doctor's offices. I'm a grad student and I actually just found out they are doing an Impfangebote at Arcisstraße next week, it seems. Queues will probably be a nightmare. e: new page uh... München ist gefallen 
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They even shut down the Land to the northeast 
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Well, well, well https://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/article235130246/Oesterreich-Salzburg-und-Oberoesterreich-kuendigen-Lockdown-fuer-alle-an.html Also for those who aren't sure about Austrian geography, Salzburg is literally on the German border (across from the ironically named Freilassing and the erstwhile Lungenkurort Bad Reichenhall) (where incidence is 1215).
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https://twitter.com/MdBdesGrauens/status/1461043512317775877?s=20 lol this owns
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Bedshaped posted:I'm a grad student and I actually just found out they are doing an Impfangebote at Arcisstraße next week, it seems. Queues will probably be a nightmare. Oh no, der Angriff Steiners hat nicht stattgefunden?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Oh no, der Angriff Steiners hat nicht stattgefunden? Rudolf‘s Angriff is like 88% of the reason we’re in this mess
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Regarding Pimmelgrote: https://old.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/qw4jcq/ichiel/
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pidan posted:Well, well, well Turns out Lungenkur mit extra wasn't that great of a business model.
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Antigravitas posted:Regarding Pimmelgrote: https://old.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/qw4jcq/ichiel/ I loled. Much better than the usual Covid doom and gloom.
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I mean, our thread title is a very good and succinct summary of the situation, amirite? 
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Äch hätte Rossland öber dä Flanke angreifen sollen e: this but with "Mutti" dubbed in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L842mz-tNBQ aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Nov 18, 2021 |
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So Bundestag really decided to end the "Pandemische Lage nationaler Tragweite" on the 25th. If you needed any more evidence they don't give a single gently caress about future suffering then this is it. Eroding the legal ground many measures stand on? What could go wrong. Fast forward to the 25th, several Klagen by AFD and other Geistesgestörte against all kinds of measures have just been filed, Politicians: "Nobody could have seen this coming"
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Mit Friedrich Steiner wär' dat nich passiert
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Libluini posted:Mit Bomber Harris wär' dat nich passiert
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Hopper posted:So Bundestag really decided to end the "Pandemische Lage nationaler Tragweite" on the 25th. tuo posted:So apparently Corona is now a PAL.
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I opened zeit.de and the first thing I saw was https://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2021-11/impfpflicht-corona-liberalismus-plaedoyer-staat If even Alan Posener is for an Impfplicht, you know that poo poo has hit the fan.
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lol Impfpflicht and lockdowns won‘t happen, hate to break it to you. FDP would rather see literal mountains of corpses piling up in the streets than negatively impact Number. Kids will get durchseucht, boomers will get their booster shots and everybody else can shut up. This winter is going to own. e: as a side note: in case anybody had any doubts about Ampel‘s ability to tackle climate change: they can‘t even do anything about an immediate problem that requires making hard decisions. No chance whatsoever they‘ll do more than the absolute minimum on something with consequences years down the line. Babies Getting Rabies fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Nov 18, 2021 |
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Alan Posener posted:(Übrigens ging es den Galliern unter römischem Protektorat so gut wie nie zuvor in ihrer Geschichte und erheblich besser als den östlichen Barbaren. Vielleicht ist es kein Zufall, dass die antizivilisatorische Botschaft von Asterix und Obelix in Deutschland besonders gut ankam.) lmao
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Oi, Deutschfaden:Antigravitas posted:Hello. I bring inscrutability and pixels. How would you translate "der ist ein bisschen ein Otto"? I'm not exactly sure I hit the right connotation of calling someone an Otto, and it's important to me
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was there just an agreement to legalize weed?
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Antigravitas posted:Oi, Deutschfaden: Yes I too was influenced by the video series when it came out
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So the new Coronamassnahmen DLC is now out. 3g in Öffis, 3g am Arbeitsplatz, de facto lockdown for ungeimpfte when hospitals are full, impfpflicht for pfleger in pflegeheimen. No weed legalization in there as far as I can see though.
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Crespolini posted:was there just an agreement to legalize weed? It seems so! GABA ghoul posted:So the new Coronamassnahmen DLC is now out. 3g in Öffis, 3g am Arbeitsplatz, de facto lockdown for ungeimpfte when hospitals are full, impfpflicht for pfleger in pflegeheimen. No weed legalization in there as far as I can see though. According to the news, the Ampel have agreed to legalize weed. No timetable presented, but I guess there are more important things right now. Like fighting Corona and electing a chancellor.
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They have agreed to let the 420th Bundestag legalize it, so it should be soweit after the BTW in September 3621
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https://twitter.com/_MartinHagen/status/1461440803105091585 It's happening, although whether the shops will be open or lockdowned when it happens remains to be seen.
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pidan posted:https://twitter.com/_MartinHagen/status/1461440803105091585 Get the gently caress outta here
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Just lol if "weed taxes" is what they came up with to finance climate change measures
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I haven't smoked weed in decades but paying taxes is a civic duty, dudes!
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Think I'd get some insanely low dosed edible once for the lols E: they also want to crack down on alcohol and tobacco ads and sponsorships so that's nice aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Nov 19, 2021 |
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The good thing is that you then can buy a smol and soft weed from the shop and have some fun instead of being absolutely floored by stuff from the street that usually has to be strong to make money Also I'll believe it when I see it
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pidan posted:https://twitter.com/_MartinHagen/status/1461440803105091585 Okay, I feel like I need to reiterate my initial response: There's no way this is actually gonna happen...right?
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aphid_licker posted:Think I'd get some insanely low dosed edible once for the lols I thought exactly the same thing, let's figure out if one can microdose it for slightly improved mood like LSD.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Okay, I feel like I need to reiterate my initial response: There's no way this is actually gonna happen...right? To be completely honest: 
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You're probably getting assigned some quota you can purchase per month and it's like two joints, plus the shops will be tightly regulated projects with like five across the whole country (or actually this part may be where the FDP's whole free enterprise gimmick might actually turn out to be good for something) I have full trust in the abilities of our kind-of-left-if-you-squint parties to gently caress a simple thing up
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Tin Tim posted:that usually has to be strong to make money tell me you've never bought weed without saying you've never bought weed
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My Lovely Horse posted:You're probably getting assigned some quota you can purchase per month and it's like two joints, plus the shops will be tightly regulated projects with like five across the whole country* (or actually this part may be where the FDP's whole free enterprise gimmick might actually turn out to be good for something) * Availability varies by region, not available in Maggusland. FTFY
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Nur für Kiffer mit Wohnsitz in Schleswig-Holstein. e: Here's Wieler's "Brandrede" btw., https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ASTxs5_XAo Personally I would've been much more scathing. I admire his restraint… Antigravitas fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Nov 19, 2021 |
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pidan posted:Generally speaking I'd expect the Hausarzt to say "come back in February when we're done with the 80+ group". That said near me the Hautarzt offers covid jabs (and various covid tests) because Hautarzts love money, so try looking for Termine on Facharzt websites too. Yeah call every GP and Facharzt praxis in your region. Some rando knee doctor had Biontech early this year for reasons unknown and my mom snagged an appointment. I could called my gp 3 weeks ago juust before the craziness and got in quickly, don't even wanna know what waiting times are now. My Hausarzt is doing Covid/Flu shots only now every afternoon until 7pm. It's set up like an assembly line, pretty kickass.
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pidan posted:In other news, looks like Böllerverbot is probably a go again. Hope they keep it forever ngl. Ich bin dagegen, das würde die Gesellschaft doch nur spalten  Anyhow re: weed I’d totally smoke a pipe on occasion or get some edibles and sleep super tight. It should be good for recovery days too (not to mention arthritis and poo poo as I get older lol)
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