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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Re: the Woods v Reigns feud over being "King"

The worst that could happen is that this feud is now over. Woods gets his "moment"(tm) of being King of the Ring, but is immediately shown to be a loser goober not on the level of Roman Reigns, so Roman cheats to get the crown, (gotta keep his heat), and doesn't officially lose, (gotta keep him strong on the place where it matters most, the statistics), and adds another useless title to his "I'm the best" gimmick, whilst Xavier Woods gets relegated back to not being paid for his UpUpDownDown content.

But, lets say they keep this feud going, and Woods and his New Day pals fight Roman and his Uso pals over the crown for a little bit, it could end up half decent. And I know people are making GBS threads on wrestlers suddenly becoming "King whatshisname", but Woods is creative, charismatic, and fun enough to possibly make it into a fun little thing. And you could use it to elevate Champion Big E, by having him be the one to beat/pin Roman. Or if you don't want to do that, have the Usos do the losing, and Roman can keep being pissy that he lost the crown he never earned due to incompetent underlings etc.

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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Blaise330 posted:

is "I'm The Main Event of Main Event" a good catch phrase?

If Main Event had any value, even as a C show, it could be a neat little "I'm a big fish in a small pond" gimmick.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Stevie Night Heat

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Stevie Night Heat

they ended it because wwe found out it existed, iirc

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Yeah, this poo poo really sucks. Too bad the company can't, like, use some of their record profits to help her out? But then we remember Cezar Bononi's story (making $600 a week, told not to befriend other Brazilians or folks outside of the WWE bubble, had green card issues, crickets from WWE after he's released suddenly while his wife is pregnant).

I was wondering why AEW signed Bononi of all people after being cut. Seems like they just wanted to help him out given his situation.

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1461712030839320585

Even after all these cuts the roster is still ridiculously bloated

That can't be completely accurate because I remember at one point it was over 300 wrestlers

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1461885054867718156

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Are they spoiling that Sheamus won the fourway for the last spot or did that match already happen?

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

I think there are 9 tag teams among these 25 dudes in a battle royal. Seems well thought out.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Is Apollo Crews still a Nigerian warlord

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

what a bunch of mooks

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Benne posted:

Is Apollo Crews still a Nigerian warlord

Who? In other news when did they start cutting people's names off again? I just noticed through Twitter that Shotzi Blackheart is now just Shotzi.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
^^^I believe that happened when her and Tegan Nox got called up and they both got their names shorten. Shotzi and Nox


SmackDown and F4W

Usos talked and Roman came out to talk more

quote:

Heyman believes the fans agree that the title of King doesn't belong to Xavier Woods, Brock Lesnar, or Big E. He promised that Reigns would smash Big E at the Survivor Series.
Reigns took the mic and asked who's idea it was to set the ring up with a throne and crown. Heyman pointed at the Usos.
Reigns noted he took the crown last week but didn't need it. Reigns demanded the fans acknowledge him, and he got a mixed reaction with lots of cheers.
https://streamja.com/AKjr6

Finish to Cesaro vs. Sheamus vs. Ricochet vs. Jinder Mahal - Winner is the final member of Team Smackdown
https://streamja.com/yNRZo

quote:

In the back, Megan Morant spoke with Sheamus and Ridge Holland. Sheamus mentioned Holland praising him the last few weeks. Holland praised Sheamus again and called him his idol. Holland noted if anyone has a problem with him, they can find them at the pub.

I fully believe they are helping each because Vince likes that they both wear hats
https://twitter.com/WWESheamus/status/1461881156819947521

Shayna Baszler & Natalya defeated Naomi & Aliyah (1:01)
https://streamja.com/N3yGX
Sami and Sonya and Sonya yelling at the ref
https://streamja.com/p6BRK

Jeff Hardy (w/Drew McIntrye) defeated Madcap Moss (w/Happy Corbin) (1:28)
https://streamable.com/vaf2ue

Kayla and Heyman
https://streamable.com/loikzm

Non-title match: Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura (w/Rick Boogs) defeated Angel (w/Humberto) (1:46)

quote:

Nakamura sent Angel to the floor and caught him with a knee off the apron. Humberto grabbed Nakamura's leg, but Boogs grabbed him and gave him a suplex on the floor. Nakamura then hit the Kinshasa on Angel for the win.

quote:

In the back, Shotzi and Sasha Banks got in each other's face. Sonya Deville made them promise to shake hands after their match.

Sasha Banks defeated Shotzi (11:05)
https://streamable.com/zrflvv

quote:

They promoted Xia Li's upcoming debut with an awesome comic book-style video. It told the story of Li's father being the family protector until his death. The landlord was harassing the family, so Li took up her father's role and beat up the landlord. This was similar to the short animated segment from Kill Bill Vol.1.

Kayla Braxton interviewed Toni Storm about joining Team SmackDown. They recapped Storm challenging Charlotte Flair last week. Storm demanded a title shot and promised to defeat Flair. Flair approached and promised to deal with Storm after she beat Becky Lynch on Sunday.
https://streamable.com/p70t8n

Roman Reigns-King Xavier Woods Confrontation - I just clipped the whole thing.
https://streamable.com/xrt1i2

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Just putting the next batch of releases in one match huh

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
So that was what, 15 minutes of wrestling on a 2 hour show?

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


shiksa posted:

after the year 2000 or so has there ever been a king of the ring that didnt culminate in the same dumbshit "king" character for the winner that doesnt lead to anything like, worth giving a poo poo about

2008 with GM Regal, but then he got popped by the wellness policy. But that's it, the rest is dire.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
That Xia promo was great, can’t wait to see what she does on dynamite

thefncrow
Mar 14, 2001

shiksa posted:

after the year 2000 or so has there ever been a king of the ring that didnt culminate in the same dumbshit "king" character for the winner that doesnt lead to anything like, worth giving a poo poo about

The funniest thing is that this goes back further than that even. 95 had them doing the dumb King gimmick for Mabel. 94 is the same but it works because Owen's so good and he's tying in the "I'm better than my world champion brother" thing with The King of Harts. Even the pre-PPV tournaments had the winners taking on dumb King gimmicks, sometimes treating it as if it was a title belt that could be passed around, resulting in stuff like Macho King Randy Savage. Hell, Harley Race did the dumb king gimmick when he won the 1986 version of the tournament.

So it's even more old and tired than it might seem, it's just that now their old and tired thing is the only note they have for it.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
I'll be honest, I'm a sucker for terrible fake accents so Queen Zelina and King Broker work for me. You can keep everyone else.

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
Sonya morphed into Stephanie McMahon so gradually that I didn't even notice until today

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

It's fast approaching a point to where I don't recognize any faces or names in WWE.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

The dream is over, we have proof of life that Trips didn't die

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/qxiq23/vince_mcmahon_checking_out_the_new_office_it/

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Shard posted:

It's fast approaching a point to where I don't recognize any faces or names in WWE.

But enough about Charlotte

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


weekend at helmsley's. play his theme music and he'll start walking mindlessly towards the nearest title belt

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

Drakkel posted:

So that was what, 15 minutes of wrestling on a 2 hour show?

That many matches going under 2 mins feels like a prank. Is WWE tv just about watching entrances?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Nice try but your first mistake was posting this after the new episode of Day of the Dead aired. I just spent sixty minutes watching zombies walk and growl incoherently, can confirm this fit right in #deadhhh

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
You know, it's possible to win king/queen of the ring and just be like "I wrestled good" and... that's it. You don't have to be a literal medieval king.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

thefncrow posted:

The funniest thing is that this goes back further than that even. 95 had them doing the dumb King gimmick for Mabel. 94 is the same but it works because Owen's so good and he's tying in the "I'm better than my world champion brother" thing with The King of Harts. Even the pre-PPV tournaments had the winners taking on dumb King gimmicks, sometimes treating it as if it was a title belt that could be passed around, resulting in stuff like Macho King Randy Savage. Hell, Harley Race did the dumb king gimmick when he won the 1986 version of the tournament.

So it's even more old and tired than it might seem, it's just that now their old and tired thing is the only note they have for it.

If we're being honest KOTR has always sucked except for Savage, the Harts, and Austin. And two of the four didn't even really care about it.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Blaise330 posted:

You know, it's possible to win king/queen of the ring and just be like "I wrestled good" and... that's it. You don't have to be a literal medieval king.

My friend was telling me Nakamura was a medieval king, and he didn't even win King of the Ring

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
There was a segment after Austin won the thing when he turned up unannounced to beat somebody up and they asked him why he was there and his reply was that he was King of the Ring and therefore he was entitled to turn up wherever a ring was

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
I was watching a bit of raw, and I have to ask, do they pipe in crown noise to cover quiet bits? Because the background noise sounded a heap like what was being piped in to soccer matches in empty stadiums.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Yes.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

I... ooof. Jesus.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
https://streamja.com/N3yGX

So unnamed girl ref #2 is evil now to go with the two heel GMs. Can we get an evil backstage interviewer now?

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Blaise330 posted:

https://streamja.com/N3yGX

So unnamed girl ref #2 is evil now to go with the two heel GMs. Can we get an evil backstage interviewer now?

drat

are there really people who care about this

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

My friend was telling me Nakamura was a medieval king, and he didn't even win King of the Ring

He won it it from Corbin, who won over Chad Gable, because Chad was short and a good wrestler which is unforgivable.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Seams posted:

There was a segment after Austin won the thing when he turned up unannounced to beat somebody up and they asked him why he was there and his reply was that he was King of the Ring and therefore he was entitled to turn up wherever a ring was

Surely that right also applies to a Ringmaster?

And re: KotR, I always liked the old ones where the winner could claim bragging rights of having beaten 3 men in one night.

Also, coz I am a dumbarse with bad opinions, I kinda like it when they get goofy with it and have the winner pretend to be actual Kings. King Booker was a fun run. I liked how he called Taz "Tazwell". But of course this kind of poo poo is only fun if you allow the performer to put some of their own personality into it. Woods has personality and charisma enough to make it work, but will WWE let him is the question.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

drat

are there really people who care about this

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare



The only way I'm interested in this is if the winner is the only one who isn't released the next day.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lol

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

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