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The Bramble posted:My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts As soon as I saw the post heading I knew this would be a doozy. I bet he’s concerned about premature evacuation* which is why he’s interested in the numbing properties of Sichuan peppers. *I meant to type ejaculation but that’s pretty funny.
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The_Franz posted:in a world of 7+ billion people, i have no doubt that someone at some point has made a penis shower cap Whether this actually happened or was just a gross-out story shared between bored dudes is probably irrelevant because that still means someone has thought of doing it
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 00:29 |
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Unornal thoughts like liking The Matrix.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 00:57 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:here is what I don't get. Now, I don't have a penis, but for those that do, and like it, isn't any reason a good reason to touch it? Wash it, clean it, tug one out? Or is it the toddler contrarian that screams NO You Can't Make Me! when it comes to basic poo poo like cleaning your dick? Touching a man's rear end in a top hat or a man's dick is gay. Yes, even if it's your own dick and rear end in a top hat and for hygienic reasons. ... I imagine that's what's up with those dudes who piss at urinals with both hands on their hips. So straight they can't even hold their dick to aim.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 01:16 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Touching a man's rear end in a top hat or a man's dick is gay. Yes, even if it's your own dick and rear end in a top hat and for hygienic reasons. Need two hands free for their phones
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 01:25 |
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ilmucche posted:Need two hands free for their phones Nah, they ones I see do it are all old dudes with their phones still in their belt holsters. One dude put his hands on the dividers, another put his hands on the wall.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Nah, they ones I see do it are all old dudes with their phones still in their belt holsters. I usually put my arms around the shoulders of my pissing neighbors
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 01:56 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Nah, they ones I see do it are all old dudes with their phones still in their belt holsters. Old dudes? They probably hurt their backs 20 years ago and now have trouble standing unsupported but haven't yet accepted that they need canes.
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Cthulu Carl posted:... I imagine that's what's up with those dudes who piss at urinals with both hands on their hips. So straight they can't even hold their dick to aim. What about the dudes who pull their pants down to their ankles at public urinals, what can I infer about them?
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:18 |
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Pleads posted:What about the dudes who pull their pants down to their ankles at public urinals, what can I infer about them? Gotta feel the breeze
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Pleads posted:What about the dudes who pull their pants down to their ankles at public urinals, what can I infer about them? feels good man
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Pleads posted:What about the dudes who pull their pants down to their ankles at public urinals, what can I infer about them? That they're 8.
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Pleads posted:What about the dudes who pull their pants down to their ankles at public urinals, what can I infer about them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bc3SVzHS9k
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:35 |
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Brawnfire posted:I usually put my arms around the shoulders of my pissing neighbors I have my own powerbro technique
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Pleads posted:What about the dudes who pull their pants down to their ankles at public urinals, what can I infer about them? That they are chill dudes, probably a little depressed and socially isolated, who fell in with neo-nazis and now don't know how to get out. You should reach out and help them. The most common way is to hand them some tokens to watch a show and then when the window closes you make your own show.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:40 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:here is what I don't get. Now, I don't have a penis, but for those that do, and like it, isn't any reason a good reason to touch it? Wash it, clean it, tug one out? Or is it the toddler contrarian that screams NO You Can't Make Me! when it comes to basic poo poo like cleaning your dick? Hygene makes you gay. Same reason they don't wash their butts or brush their teeth. The manliest way to live is to be constantly afraid of the slightest breeze destroying your entire gender.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:56 |
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The Bramble posted:My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts i really want this guy to put hot peppers on his junk. just stuff 'em right up the ol' pisshole, cram 'em in there with a sounding rod
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Dr. Stab posted:Hygene makes you gay. Same reason they don't wash their butts or brush their teeth. The manliest way to live is to be constantly afraid of the slightest breeze destroying your entire gender. Its not gay if you use one brush for all cleaning
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 03:37 |
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I Got Kicked Out of Boyfriends Christmas Party for Not Kissing A Fish...quote:Basically the title. We are from Canada. I am from the West side of the country and met my boyfriend at a University in Central Canada. He lives on the east side of the country. Anyone who knows Canada knows that each end of the country is different culturally. I have never been out east, and I have never really learned about their culture... That was a mistake.
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welcome to hell posted:I Got Kicked Out of Boyfriends Christmas Party for Not Kissing A Fish... Don't disrespect the rich cultural tapestry of *checks notes* random candians in the second most irrelevant province of canada.
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welcome to hell posted:I Got Kicked Out of Boyfriends Christmas Party for Not Kissing A Fish... Can any 'nadians confirm if this is real? Real Gulliver travels stuff here.
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Armitag3 posted:Can any 'nadians confirm if this is real? Real Gulliver travels stuff here. It's real. Newfoundland is... unique, shall we say. E: lol it's on Wikipedia. Read the bit on the "screech-in." I admit that pressuring someone into it is not generally how it's supposed to go, to my understanding. RoboRodent fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Dec 27, 2021 |
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welcome to hell posted:I Got Kicked Out of Boyfriends Christmas Party for Not Kissing A Fish... lol this family sounds fun
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:11 |
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There's a wikipedia page about it and everything! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_Screech Relationship seems done, you're never going to come back from that time the family tried to include you in a silly local tradition and you backed out. I don't know that anybody's the rear end in a top hat, but you're not recovering.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:13 |
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do most families have bizarre hazing rituals we usually just ask how they've been doing and then serve dinner
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Amazing.Tiberius Christ posted:do most families have bizarre hazing rituals we usually just ask how they've been doing and then serve dinner I'm reminded of the one where the family ate oranges peel and all, and wanted the son's girlfriend to do it too.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:19 |
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welcome to hell posted:I Got Kicked Out of Boyfriends Christmas Party for Not Kissing A Fish... Sounds like she was just unworthy. The ritual exists for a reason
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welcome to hell posted:I Got Kicked Out of Boyfriends Christmas Party for Not Kissing A Fish... This is just me personally, but if it really was an established tradition in that area and that family and it's being done in good faith and not harmful, I'd do it. My #1 concern from my upbringing is "is this a real thing or are they just making this up to gently caress with me and make me look stupid". I have a sense of humor, I can look silly in good fun, but I don't like being the butt of pranks.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:41 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:This is just me personally, but if it really was an established tradition in that area and that family and it's being done in good faith and not harmful, I'd do it. It's a pretty widely known thing in Canada that Newfoundlanders do this. Dacap fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Dec 27, 2021 |
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AITA: for calling cps on my neighbourquote:I ( F 23) and my fiancé (M 24) have been living in our neighbourhood for about three years now and has nice as our place is we have never gotten along with our neighbour. She lives with her two kids right next to us and has always been snotty since we met her. it was never something we payed too much attention to since we got a good deal on the house. After a while I started to notice she didn’t just act that way with us but with her children as well. She has a teenager and a little one. They are the sweetest kids I’ve ever met. The little one regularly leaves small flowers on our porch and the older one talks to my fiancé when we are outside. Though I thought the way she talked to her kids was quite rude, I chalked it up to her being a strict rear end parent and since my mother was the same way I figured all was well.
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Tiberius Christ posted:do most families have bizarre hazing rituals we usually just ask how they've been doing and then serve dinner I taught my cousins Bloody Knuckles (Quarters) at Thanksgiving and they loving loved it. My aunt was like “this is the dumbest thing ever, here’s another quarter keep going”.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:54 |
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The Bramble posted:My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts God, his comments on this are a great read. What a goddamn rear end in a top hat, he's like the "18month twins" guy but if he was an arrogant jackass instead of a lovable dope
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:55 |
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RoboRodent posted:It's real. Sounds similar to a Chicago Handshake, although we have a lot less ceremony to it.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:57 |
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Silly Newbie posted:Sounds similar to a Chicago Handshake, although we have a lot less ceremony to it. The only time I met Lowtax was at a goon meetup in Chicago. I tried as hard as I could to get him to do a shot of Merlot with me but he refused and didn't drink anything that night. Make of that what you will.
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Probably smart of him tbh
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limp_cheese posted:The only time I met Lowtax was at a goon meetup in Chicago. I tried as hard as I could to get him to do a shot of Merlot with me but he refused and didn't drink anything that night. Shot of Merlot or Malort?
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Mx. posted:AITA: for calling cps on my neighbour This is the sweetest thing. Nothing makes me angrier than people who don't deserve how wonderful their kids are.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Shot of Merlot or Malort? Malort. That's what I get for drunk posting.
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:39 |
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I love Malort and when I visit Chicago, I love that it is a) ubiquitous and b) quite cheap. Everything is cheap in Chicago, but Malort is like $3-5/shot and it is an incredible value.
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Straight guy came out the other side of the pandemic in a same sex relationship (I think)quote:So I will try and keep this as short as possible but will try and explain everything.
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