flavor.flv posted:

Nobody had even called the egg a pedophile at that point

Breetai posted:

Even his name, "Dizzy", is revealed in his penultimate adventure to be a reference to his propensity to use rohypnol as a precursor to committing sexual assault.

Captain Hygiene posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

Are fruit-chests a thing?

Scarodactyl posted:

Probably, just look what happens when you leave plums in a normal icebox.

Brawnfire posted:

I had hoped you'd forgive me

Get Down posted:

I was banned twice recently. Once, for trolling in GBS, which was valid. I'm sorry. The second time though, I was banned for "threadshitting". This was after being probated unjustly several times by an IK with a grudge. I had only posted maybe 20 times after first being banned, and I made sure to post only in FYAD, where I thought it was safe to be unpopular. After being banned, I tried to contact the admin who gave the OK, but did not receive any reply at all.

I don't think this is good business. I don't know how I did so much damage in 20 FYAD posts but perhaps when banning someone, the admin could cite a specific rule instead of an Internet catchphrase? Basically, despite my efforts, I still don't know what I did wrong. Thanks and godspeed.

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Get Down posted:

I was banned for "constant threadshitting" and she wouldn't return my e-mails. I was banned for threadshitting. In FYAD. With no explanation. Boopsie runs free. I'm more disappointed in PUTRID GREEK WOMAN because he never contacted me directly but what the gently caress is up with these forums? What loving rule did I break?

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Azhais posted:

KozmoNaut posted:

When people ask you how you're doing and you go "fine, and you?"

Boxturret posted:

on the 9th of december 2021 there were 77 floki derivative coins, as of the 15th of february 2022 there is now exactly 100

that's just the weird floki thing, there's probably thousands of shiba based coins at this point

Hammerite posted:

when they all crash simultaneously it's called a floki floki panic

Outrail posted:

Why would people be upset about punching Nazis? That's basic sign of a functional society.

Outrail posted:

Why would people be upset about punching Nazis? That's basic sign of a functional society.

Zil posted:

As one goon in QCS put it, it "ruins their leper colony experience"

EorayMel posted:

Remember when cspam was spamming a microbe jpg and was politely told to stop and actually complied because it was ruining people's leper's colony experiences

And now it is a gif

Zil posted:

As one goon in QCS put it, it "ruins their leper colony experience"

Baron von Eevl posted:

You always jump back 500 pages anyway, it won't ruin your experience for another decade.

bobthebitch posted:

Somebody HAS to have some advice for this but me and some of my closest friends notice we "just don't get that high anymore" and we fear it might be because we've smoked too much. I know I haven't been a stoner that long and I've tapered off since. It killlls me that I can't smoke a joint and get REAL STUPID or have a high last more than 1-2 hours. Yes, it still makes my gourmet endeavors more enjoyable but I don't want to get fat, I want to get RIPPED! I want to laugh until my cheeks are beet red and my gut kind of hurts, but I won't know until the next morning, and then have ridiculous conversations I normally wouldn't consider having. I want zombie movies to entertain AND frighten the poo poo out of me like they used to. Please, somebody, help!

dyn posted:

Have you actually considered taking a break?

If you have enough courage and will power I'd say try to quit smoking for a month or two. After that time your tolerance will be pretty much gone and smoking after that will send you straight to the moon. Now you won't get as high as you did the first time you started smoking but taking a break to lower your tolerance will allow you to get blasted with a minimal amount of weed.

bobthebitch posted:

Yeah, I've taken a break, like three weeks before. Didn't help a bit. Last time a break helped it was 4-6 months. That's a tish bit too long to stay 100% clean these days and I'm a weekend-only kind of person anyway.

But besides that...

Shadowstar posted:

Awwwwwww poor guy. You can't have everything you want out of life. The same fun experiences repeated over and over again are somehow less enjoyable. How atrocious!

Watch your loving self, this is a MISSUS.

Giblet Plus! posted:

Agreed 100%.

Think of more crazy and less lame poo poo to do high.

I love exploring outside high because I always see something new. Add bicycles and you've just doubled your fun.

If you're into music, jamming high is always a blast.

If you're immature (like me), fighting with nerf guns high is always tons of fun. Throwing water balloons at strangers from tall buildings also adds an element of danger to your high.

Don't just sit around beating off to porn and munching away high - do something new.

bobthebitch posted:

^ Yeah, I suppose that's pretty much the plan of action. It's back to being a straight kid until the end of semester.



Everyone's so good with the blows here. Putting my faith in the brilliance of long-time stoners, I was actually wondering if perhaps anyone had any advice besides what's obvious, i.e. stop for long long time, do varried fun stuff, and "well gee, it's never as good as the first few times. ARE YOU THAT DUMB??". My bad for not being on these boards for enough years to hate newcomers as much as some seem to. Oi-fuckin-vey, whatta misunderstanding.

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.Spec posted:

Think for a second, if there was a silver bullet for getting absolutely stupid ripped every time you smoked don't you think it'd be common knowledge? It's not like there's some secret cannabis illuminati that keeps information like that secret.

The Butcher posted:

Maybe that is just what they want you to think.

GIVE UP THE SECRETS WEED ILLUMINATI!

Shadowstar posted:

Hey guess what Ms. bitch? Sometime what's obvious and common sense is actually the way things are - and no amount of brilliance will make reality a more suitable place for your insatiable desires! Thanks for making a newbie thread and making GBS threads all over the responses you were given! Thanks for not using the quick question thread for an issue that only really has one response! Thanks for not lurking sufficiently to realize that this exact same question is posted all the loving time (at least twice a month. I know, I read them all) and that the answers never suddenly become more brilliant just because the poster happens to feel especially impovershed! Welcome to SomethingAwful!

bobthebitch posted:

Shadowstar's "aww poor guy..." is what I found pretty unecessary. Sorry, I don't usually have copious amounts of time to spend "lurking" before I post (I'm currently on reading week). A friend got me the account around x-mas and I come to check out the boards once in a while and I've never seen a "how do I deal with this tolerance bullshit?" thread before. Don't know how I missed it if it's so popular but I did. What also gets my goat is all the posters who keep telling me to grow some will power or high-fiving eachother for flaming me. I've taken breaks, I said I've taken breaks, more people tell me to take a week break after I've stated my situation and then people go off on the "bitch, what's your problem? you're stupid if you can't take some good advice. Stop complaining." tirade. Am I taking this out on everyone who gave me advice? No, just everyone who gets snippy for no good reason. I'm not a knowledgeable pot smoker and I figure besides what I've read (and yeah, I do read the links people have posted) and what I already know I figure there's no harm in asking incase there's something I may have missed. Harmless mistake.

But anyway, I do appreciate those out there who've given me something besides attitude.

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Paladinus posted:

Bong weed.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

literally no-one is upset about punching nazis

if there's a goon named "literally no-one" then i apologise in advance for besmirching their name

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

literally no-one is upset about punching nazis

if there's a goon named "literally no-one" then i apologise in advance for besmirching their name

HENTAI-FLAG posted:

RIP to user Horizontal Tree. Long time stoner and good friend. Died in a bike accident this morning.

Horizontal Tree posted:

Uhh, I'm not dead. gently caress you, this is super un-weed. Explain yourself.

CatBlack posted:

RIP and welcome back

EasilyConfused posted:

cock hero flux posted:

while it's an excellent gif it does strain my terrible internet to load 50 copies of it at the same time

they should have separated into individual frames and done it like a flip book

Splicer posted:

Maybe that priest who screwed up the baptisms got him kicked out of heaven

Subjunctive posted:

Your browser should only be loading one copy of it, it’s all the same URL.

oldpainless posted:

If I pick up the same weight fifty times, I still have to pick up the same weight fifty times.














Idiot.

sebmojo posted:

More like old gainsless

Milo and POTUS posted:

Where are we talking about that? It's refreshing that such a wholesome scandal came out of the church

Zil posted:

As one goon in QCS put it, it "ruins their leper colony experience"

sebmojo posted:

More like old gainsless

Milo and POTUS posted:

Looks like raw dog's back on the menu boys

The Human Crouton posted:

Guess it's time I come out of retirement.

syntaxfunction posted:

Please stop calling me retirement.

cock hero flux posted:

they should have separated into individual frames and done it like a flip book

Outrail posted:

Why would people be upset about punching Nazis? That's basic sign of a functional society.

a sexual elk posted: