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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

He was surprised Kupp didnt catch her, can you blame him?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fartknocker posted:

Just make it their pets in general. I wanna find out some random lineman has a family of turtles, or that some DB has a grey parrot that’s older than him.



but with a 300lb DE

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Amy Pole Her posted:

In that you seem to let morality weigh heavily on your NFL opinions, I mean

Only when I don’t like the person anyway.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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She should sue whoever setup that stage/platform; clear OSHA violation right there with no guardrail on the perimeter.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Absolutely, unironically, without question, yes.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SourKraut posted:

She should sue whoever setup that stage/platform; clear OSHA violation right there with no guardrail on the perimeter.

Death Star Design

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?


That photo of Burfict with his little dog

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

LaRon Landry and his pet monkey

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Danny Shelton fits the gigantic Defensive tackle with dogs request:



And we'll add in a bad linebacker for funsies: Chase Winnovich

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

fartknocker posted:

Just make it their pets in general. I wanna find out some random lineman has a family of turtles, or that some DB has a grey parrot that’s older than him.

I am extremely down to learn about Myles Garrett and his turtle family all named after Dragonball-Z characters or whatever

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

SourKraut posted:

She should sue whoever setup that stage/platform; clear OSHA violation right there with no guardrail on the perimeter.

The NFL orchestrated this false flag incident on the word of Aaron Rodgers to besmirch the good name of Matt Stafford :tinfoil:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Docjowles posted:

I am extremely down to learn about Myles Garrett and his turtle family all named after Dragonball-Z characters or whatever

Ahem he has a dog named Gohan

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


God that would own



Ches Neckbeard posted:

Ahem he has a dog named Gohan



Wanna pet that Gohan

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

really queer Christmas posted:

Wanna pet that Gohan

Yet when I say this I get thrown out of the sushi restaurant.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Apparently Michele Tafoya quit NBC to be a racist shitlord.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

he probably has to wash and brush that dog about every five minutes

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

wandler20 posted:

Yes, I'm sure Brady, after relocating his family to South Florida and retiring to spend more time with his family is going to force a trade to a team completely across the country.

They’re called mobile homes for a reason.

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1494124165418397698?s=21

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This Rodgers guy doesn’t seem to be much of a people person.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Starting to think that it might not be the actual Dick Butkus running that account!!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Hot Diggity! posted:

Starting to think that it might not be the actual Dick Butkus running that account!!

Starting?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

MJeff posted:

Starting?

I was being facetious. It's the NFL's version of the Iron Sheik account. They both suck.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hot Diggity! posted:

I was being facetious. It's the NFL's version of the Iron Sheik account. They both suck.

They're both good

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
He's coming for all our asses

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1494336643980873742?s=20&t=Yjy415dVBkaIFGcXrzlpog

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


his power level....it's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Eli you dumbass, you're more likely to just go ultra super saiyan, which is stronger but significantly slower

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


...k

Try winning first.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

3 DONG HORSE posted:

his power level....it's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!

That’s just the yardage given up by holding and PI calls.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Sounds like a corny villain monologue.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I do think delusional self-confidence is probably a job requirement for cornerback, the position most liable to be visibly dunked on

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

I don't think the guy who couldn't turn it on for the super bowl is suddenly going to do it in year 7 because he got barbequed on the bird website

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

I’m reading this as just a very macho “yeah I know I suck”

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
"Keep telling me I suck :smug: It only makes me stronger"

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Sure seems like Rodgers is staying.

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1494396175834927106

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

We'll that's great. It should probably be the Rams or the NFL though.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1494437389422538753

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Hot Diggity! posted:

I was being facetious. It's the NFL's version of the Iron Sheik account. They both suck.

I'm probably being naïve but after watching a few interviews he's given recently, I think it could actually be him.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Matthew Stafford: I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Diva Cupcake posted:

We'll that's great. It should probably be the Rams or the NFL though.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1494437389422538753

Yeah I dunno why Stafford is on the hook for somebody falling off a stage that he had absolutely nothing to do with but. Whatever. He can afford it, I guess.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MJeff posted:

Yeah I dunno why Stafford is on the hook for somebody falling off a stage that he had absolutely nothing to do with but. Whatever. He can afford it, I guess.

He isn't on the hook for anything.

Sometimes athletes are nice

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

SourKraut posted:

She should sue whoever setup that stage/platform; clear OSHA violation right there with no guardrail on the perimeter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPkWYTUiPTo

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