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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
AITA for not letting my daughter take a job at a funeral home?

quote:

I(35f) have a 16 year old daughter. For a few months she's said she wanted to be a funeral director when she's an adult but I figured it was a phase.

Yesterday, she came home and said that one of her friends got a job at a funeral home and that they had an open job for an internship that wasn't a “skilled” position, could be filled by a high schooler, and she asked if she could apply.

I told her I’d think about it.

I don't think it's an appropriate first job and I don't want her working and doing that kind of thing, she's only a kid.

I told her I thought it would be better for her to work somewhere else and she got very upset, saying that I always dismissed her interests and that she should be able to do what she is interested in.

I told her it was not a good first job and that I have friends that could help her get a job but she said she wasn't interested. She's been pissed at me ever since and went to her dads house, and is saying that she won't come back unless I let her do it, because he will.

I just don't think it's a good idea and I don't want her doing it, and it's not a typical first job and may look weird on resumes and college applications. She and her father both think I'm being a jerk and say I have an “outdated” way of thinking.

AITA?

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

therobit posted:

Should I take a drug test to please my wife

Unusual variant on the paternity test paranoiac breakdown. Probably similarly projection. And/or just another SAHM going stir-crazy.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nothing improves jokes more than repeatedly trying to explain them. Nothing makes them more lovable and credible than repeating them despite opposition.

Edit:

Hey, OP, I've got a joke for you.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Acidvatfor!"
"Acidvatfor who?"
"You!"

I feel like the acid vat is rather excessive for spoiling a friendship

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


therobit posted:

AITA for not letting my daughter take a job at a funeral home?

I'd think such an interesting job would look good on college applications. Especially if she expresses an interest in the life sciences.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Instead of putting people in the acid vat one-at-a-time, have we considered flooding the cities with acid?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
dildo party at the fly honey warehouse

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

The Lone Badger posted:

Instead of putting people in the acid vat one-at-a-time, have we considered flooding the cities with acid?

Seems a little biblical TBH.

AITAH for not wanting my stepdaughter to move back in?

quote:

My girlfriend, basically wife, we've been together for 11 years. Comes to me and says she wants daughter to move back in to help her out. She's 21..has 2 kids 3 and 1 is pregnant again and married. She wants to move all of them into the house so they can "save to move to a better place" cause daughter doesn't like where they live..

I'm not a little kids person...this also involves Mr packing up my entire mancave of collectibles so they can live in it. I'm the only person working...oh and I hate her husband he's a massive weed head and can't hold jobs longer than a few months while being awful with money.

When I voice concern my girlfriend tells me all I care about is myself... nevermind our son doesn't want them to move in either...this is the daughter that has moved out and comeback 3 times since 16..each te it's with a guy and more kids and it never ends well..all the guys have been losers etc.

Sometimes I feel like stuff like this will be the end of my relationship. I have a super stressful job, having a bunch of toddlers and young parents as my home life doesn't sound relaxing.

And honestly yea I'm selfish, I'm 41 I thought I was done raiding kids.

Raiding kids? OP must be from like a thousand years ago.

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


Kurieg posted:

AITA for refusing to kiss my husband's wound?

The first comment is, of course, a mod telling people that they cannot call the man who demanded his wife kiss his boo-boo a manchild.

It's nice this warning is now an official way to tell when there is a man child present.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3

Mr. Lobe posted:

I'd think such an interesting job would look good on college applications. Especially if she expresses an interest in the life sciences.

That's precisely why OP's mom doesn't want her to take it so she can make her way out of the crab bucket. Given that she had OP at 18/19, she probably thinks of stem as unfeminine, like the sorority zombie OP who didn't want her daughter to be interested in computers or video games.

AITA for telling everyone our teacher has a dildo behind her at our Zoom meeting?

quote:

So basically we were having a zoom meeting with our new English teacher (a female in her mid twenties). She has started teaching at the beginning of the year and I haven’t really had a great relation with her.

During the zoom meeting her camera fell down so she had to fix it and didn’t really do a good job at that and showed most of the room behind her.

And Boom there at the corner of bed an at least 8 inch dildo. I just shut my camera because I started laughing then texted our class’s group chat and told them to look at that pinky thing at the corner of the bed.

Most just burst out laughing while some girls were telling me I was a piece of poo poo and our teacher was confused as hell until she looked behind her and almost screamed and said sorry like a billion times before disconnecting.

I kinda feel like poo poo

An important edit:- some guys took a screenshot and are using it as a meme

Edit2: things are getting worse, she was posted on a very popular Instagram meme page of our area and got about 2k comments on that post.

drat I hosed up

Edit3:- I don’t think I’m gonna keep updating this because it got out of proportion and it’s not reddit scale anymore.

My teacher just did an Instagram live and she -almost in a crying manner- is telling people to please stop spreading this and she is getting harassed.

My parents will be talking to lawyer soon (People asked:- it’s just in case she presses charges for harassment or something)

Edit4:- last update, this got absolutely out of hand and you will probably be hearing about it in some article online, it’s already on very popular meme pages with millions of followers.

We asked the lawyer and she said it was fine to keep the post up. And I’m in no legal trouble whatsoever and let’s hope my teacher isn’t fired

Edit5:- had been told by the lawyer to remove this

Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Feb 23, 2022

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Captain Hygiene posted:

Just start giving away mom's car, furniture, etc imo

My mum used to re-arrange our rooms while we were at our dad's house, and give away a bunch of our stuff. This might be fine when you're a 3 year old but not when you are a teenager. My sister and I would complain about it but she would just laugh, and I got so wound up about it one time that the next day when she was at work I re-arranged her room and hid some of her stuff. But I did a deliberately lovely job so had her dressing table half blocking the door and the bed in-front of the wardrobe etc. She was not amused but got the message because it never happened again.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for telling everyone our teacher has a dildo behind her at our Zoom meeting?

Imagine being young enough to think an 8-inch dildo is particularly large

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Mr. Lobe posted:

I feel like the acid vat is rather excessive for spoiling a friendship

The Lone Badger posted:

Instead of putting people in the acid vat one-at-a-time, have we considered flooding the cities with acid?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Room for three more in the acid vat?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Acid vaaaaaaaaaaaat

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Please escort :o: to acid vat.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, OP, I've got a joke for you.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Acidvatfor!"
"Acidvatfor who?"

"You!"

:regd08:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nothing improves jokes more than repeatedly trying to explain them. Nothing makes them more lovable and credible than repeating them despite opposition.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


therobit posted:

AITA for not letting my daughter take a job at a funeral home?

It's a good business to get into, way better first job than maccas

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Antivehicular posted:

Imagine being young enough to think an 8-inch dildo is particularly large

I thought the average was 4. This is very unsettling.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


AmiYumi posted:

acid vat

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPTtv19ZE14

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Are you ready for people to quadruple down on it just to bother you?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Vat posting has gotten out of hand. I am afraid there is only one solution.

Everyone who has posted about acid vats on the last couple pages, please attend.

*puts on goggles*

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


I appreciate this and you

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Now vitriol, that we have in very large quantities.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



:eyepop:

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Midnight Voyager posted:

Are you ready for people to quadruple down on it just to bother you?
Yes, I am the cause of posters in a reddit-focused thread quoting the same thing over and over as though it constitutes a joke, this would never happen if I hadn't posted about it.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Should I [27M] forgive the woman [26F] who taunted me over my mother’s suicide five years ago?

quote:

Sara and I never got along when we lived in the dorm in college my senior year, her junior year. She thought I was annoying. To her credit, I was a major bitch in college. My senior year was also the year my mom killed herself after years of battling severe mental health issues.

The worst I’ve ever felt in my life was when Sara told me my mother killed herself because she couldn’t handle having a pathetic excuse for a son like me, and told me I ought to follow in her footsteps. She lost friends after making those comments especially after she refused to apologize, and I never spoke to her again.

It’s been five years and she reached out to me recently profusely apologizing, she’s aid she was dealing with her own poo poo and she should never have taken it out on me the way she did. I won’t get into details but what she described going through at the time I somewhat understand, but that doesn’t change the fact she literally made me feel so low I can’t even describe. So what should i do? From what I can tell she’s sincere

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Quit slap fighting over a joke, good god

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
Ex fiancé said he might reconsider reconnecting

quote:

We’re both 31. We were together 3 years and nearly broke up once before. I became verbally and then physically abusive (2 occasions) and he started to mirror my behaviour. Before this we were loving and gentle towards one another but my insecurities seeped in and ruined us.

We ended it amicably.. he kept asking me what we should do and I told him it’s best to end it but days later I regretted it. He told me we’re not meant to be as he’s fed up that I kept saying I’d change and then didn’t. He feels he’s given me too many chances.

I told him we could possibly reconnect down the line if he’d be open to it but he told me no. He said I should take my months off and that’s the best I could do, that I shouldn’t think about what I want to happen after. I told him I hoped he’d reconsider in future and he said ‘if you give the ring back now I might’. Then I asked if he was just saying it to keep me happy and he said no. He wouldn’t lie and lead me on like that so does he mean this?

Well, maybe if enough Redditors respond, she'll take the hin-



...oh. :stonk:

AmiYumi fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Feb 23, 2022

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


AITA for upgrading my boyfriends plane ticket without telling him and refusing to apologise for it?

quote:

So me (f19) and my boyfriend (m20) are back in my home state for two weeks. He's never met my parents before so he came along with me. My family are somewhat well off and my father is a frequent flyer because of work. Because of this, I ended up getting upgraded to a first class seat. Since we were going together, I decided to upgrade my boyfriends seat as well (I covered the extra cost and didn't expect him to pay/pay me back). This is his first time on a plane and figured It would be an enjoyable experience flying first class for him.

The day of our flight comes, and I tell him that our seats got upgraded. We board, everything going great and he's pretty psyched because it's his first time flying and we were in first class. I'm nodding along and he asked why they were upgraded etc and I guess I'm not convincing enough because he starts grilling me and finds out I paid for the upgrades. He's upset because we agreed to business class (we both paid individually because he didn't feel comfortable with me paying for him) and I went behind his back to arrange this. I told him that they'd upgraded my seat and I thought it'd be fun to fly this way and we should obviously sit together. He asked me to apologise for going behind his back but I refused too. He was fine with the upgrade until he found out I paid for it and I don't get why it was such a big deal. AITA?


Edit: Ok so this got more attention than I anticipated. Someone suggested I add further context. My boyfriend constantly pays things for me, whether it me surprises, dinners, outing etc. He insists even if I offer to pay so I reciprocated the gestures he often does for me. I only refused to apologise a) because he was only upset when he found out I'd upgraded his seat and not the airline and b) because his reasoning was 'he felt emasculated' which just seems like a toxic mindset that I can't ever gift something nice because of his ego/self esteem. Looking back I can see how he felt like I'd lied to him, I just (wrongly) thought this would be a fun surprise to make his first time flying even better.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Metis of the Hallways posted:

AITA for upgrading my boyfriends plane ticket without telling him and refusing to apologise for it?

How dare you do something nice!! This is somehow emasculating!!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Ex-fiancee poster really reminds me of those old front page articles where they went through the leaked AOL search records

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

teen witch posted:

Quit slap fighting over a joke, good god

I think I might wear white to your wedding haha

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Metis of the Hallways posted:

AITA for upgrading my boyfriends plane ticket without telling him and refusing to apologise for it?

Hunch: girl is sufficiently well off that she hits that class of people who Don't Worry About It which, speaking from experience, is a real wild ride for a partner who Very Much Worries About It. Mr. Never-Flown is really insecure about keeping her in the level of comfort she is used to and probably had to really stretch for Business Class. And then it wasn't good enough.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Feb 23, 2022

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3

Defiance Industries posted:

Ex-fiancee poster really reminds me of those old front page articles where they went through the leaked AOL search records

Oh yeah, Aol user 927 :nsfw:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I think I might wear white to your wedding haha

At least someone will be in white

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

teen witch posted:

Quit slap fighting over a joke, good god

Yeah. You're ruining International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. This is exactly the poo poo my son used to do, as if it wasn't bad enough that he came out as a heterosexual.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Vat posting has gotten out of hand. I am afraid there is only one solution.

Everyone who has posted about acid vats on the last couple pages, please attend.

*puts on goggles*

This is how I feel about the vat jokes

Barudak
May 7, 2007

AmiYumi posted:

Ex fiancé said he might reconsider reconnecting

Well, maybe if enough Redditors respond, she'll take the hin-



...oh. :stonk:

This is very normal and healthy in a slasher film

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

therobit posted:

AITA for not letting my daughter take a job at a funeral home?

My sister was like this when she was in her teenage years and eventually became a nurse instead but enjoyed her internships there. I did taxidermy with my uncle as a teenager too, and it's a decent side gig in hunting season. I don't think the mom is an "rear end in a top hat", but she may not have met kids with morbid/unusual interests before. Either way, she should definitely encourage that initiative to actually look at jobs, lol.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

You see, wishing death on people for minor offences is extremely cool and good and not in any way sociopathic no not at all

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



therobit posted:

AITA for not letting my daughter take a job at a funeral home?

Sounds like a good gig to me. People are just dieing to get in.

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empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

My mum used to re-arrange our rooms while we were at our dad's house, and give away a bunch of our stuff. This might be fine when you're a 3 year old but not when you are a teenager. My sister and I would complain about it but she would just laugh, and I got so wound up about it one time that the next day when she was at work I re-arranged her room and hid some of her stuff. But I did a deliberately lovely job so had her dressing table half blocking the door and the bed in-front of the wardrobe etc. She was not amused but got the message because it never happened again.

My step-mom used to rearrange my room as a teenager and again when I was a loving 30 yr old, not even finding my vibrator once was enough to put her off. It was infuriating and part of why I don't talk to her now.

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