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Why the gently caress is it called a pepper cannon if it doesn't blast pepper into your food like a cannon? Where's the mag release? Where's the sight rail? WHAT THE gently caress
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 04:43 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:14 |
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warning: this grinder is canon
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 04:45 |
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i still like my pepper cannon
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 05:43 |
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One like Pepper Cannon, full of strength One like Pepper Cannon, who won't be a drunk One like Pepper Cannon, who wouldn't hurt me One like Pepper Cannon, who won't run away!
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 07:12 |
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Smugworth posted:Imagine having to grind your own pepper I bet that stuff tastes good n mild/medium on your Traeger brand outdoor WiFi oven. Also Lol at “Tacticalories”.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 15:20 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I bet that stuff tastes good n mild/medium on your Traeger brand outdoor WiFi oven. We grillin' this weekend or what?
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:20 |
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interwhat posted:Why the gently caress is it called a pepper cannon if it doesn't blast pepper into your food like a cannon? Where's the mag release? Where's the sight rail? WHAT THE gently caress How hard would it be to make a miniature wood chipper for peppers that shoots the dust out of it like the big wood chippers do?
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:36 |
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Smugworth posted:We grillin' this weekend or what? Perfect for when you have a barbeque but you're worried "those" neighbors from down the street might show up.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:38 |
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JUST LOOK AT THIS CHART!!!!!
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:38 |
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Smugworth posted:We grillin' this weekend or what? *slow motion pulls spray bottle out of holster, jumps sideways, sprays down flare-ups*
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:43 |
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numberoneposter posted:JUST LOOK AT THIS CHART!!!!! Looks like it would be very dangerous to insert the pepper cannon up your rear end because the sides are perfectly smooth and completely devoid of any flaring whatsoever.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:52 |
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numberoneposter posted:JUST LOOK AT THIS CHART!!!!! Max coarseness? Might as well just fling whole peppercorns on.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 21:05 |
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Whats the peppercorn capacity? Even more hilarious if you have to reload it every week, and I can only guess just like any other time the grinder runs out, your hands are covered in raw meat juice. Does it even connect to wifi/bt??? 200????!!!!! DOES IT COME IN ROSE GOLD?
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:15 |
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pepper cannon owns and its transformed my cooking. i look down on everyone who doesnt have one.
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:35 |
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heavy is the hand that grinds the cannon
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:48 |
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Smugworth posted:We grillin' this weekend or what?
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 04:03 |
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the pepper cannon actually is a portal to the elemental plane of pepper
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 04:10 |
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Y’all ever just put the Cannon on max and grind it right into your gaping maw?
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 14:12 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Y’all ever just put the Cannon on max and grind it right into your gaping maw?
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 14:28 |
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interwhat posted:I bought some poo poo advertised on instagram too lol. Misen non stick pans and they're actually really good, and made for professional kitchens. $160 for an 8, 10, and 12" set with silicone lids. I feel attacked
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 18:12 |
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i either want to get the mannkitchen pepper cannon or the unicorn magnum (with holster)
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 18:59 |
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If you have a salt cannon and a pepper cannon you can use both at once to bukkake season your food in record time.
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 19:03 |
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all salt shall be adorned ala salt bae
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 19:08 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2022 04:00 |
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It's got a rail so you can mount telescopic sights and season your neighbors food from a football field away
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# ? Mar 3, 2022 02:59 |
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numberoneposter posted:unicorn magnum (with holster) That sounds badass as gently caress.
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# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:33 |
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The 2nd amendment mean anything instantly becomes legal if you turn it into a gun.
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# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:43 |
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"Oh, whoops, I dropped my Unicorn Magnum that I use for my monster meat."
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# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:46 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"Oh, whoops, I dropped my Unicorn Magnum that I use for my monster meat."
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# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:45 |
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If I buy The Pepper Cannon tonight it will have the lowest possible lifetime daily amortization price. If I buy it next week it will be that much more expensive.
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# ? Mar 10, 2022 06:43 |
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numberoneposter posted:If I buy The Pepper Cannon tonight it will have the lowest possible lifetime daily amortization price. If I buy it next week it will be that much more expensive. You should buy it twenty years ago.
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# ? Mar 10, 2022 07:20 |
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Give it to your grandchildren’s grandchildren. Generational pepper.
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 05:48 |
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A society grows great when old men order pepper cannons whose grind they shall never taste.
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 07:59 |
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as an update, I now have gone back to the regular pepper grinder from the lovely motorized pepper mill. RIP.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 05:34 |
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Everyday I think "why don't I have a Pepper Cannon." I feel like everyday without a Pepper Cannon in my life is one more day wasted.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 08:29 |
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When I die, turn me into little pellets and fire me out of a Pepper Cannon
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 12:33 |
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AcidRonin posted:as an update, I now have gone back to the regular pepper grinder from the lovely motorized pepper mill. RIP. I have these and they've worked pretty well for 3.5 years. Still will not fill the emptiness inside of not owning a pepper cannon. https://www.amazon.com/Russell-Hobb...ps%2C153&sr=8-1
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 13:13 |
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bird with big dick posted:I have these and they've worked pretty well for 3.5 years. Still will not fill the emptiness inside of not owning a pepper cannon. I ain't clicking on that cause I'm lazy,, but is that a tactical pepper mill?
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 13:51 |
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I'll be honest I got a pepper cannon but only because I work for a firm that makes coffee grinders And we are stripping it And remaking it as the coffee cannon. They cant sue us because we already own the patent on such a concept since their lazy budget lawyer team only filled patents related to grinding peppercorns. Anyway, to get to the point from taking it apart the only thing that makes this the pepper cannon is that it costs 1000% more than a regular grinder. The internals are identical to a grinder you'd get at IKEA or Amazon.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 13:57 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:14 |
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Then how does it grind pepper faster
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 14:17 |