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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

It clearly says no pork.
Rule's suspended if it's to save a life

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inspector 34 posted:

I wouldn't, too much chance I'd then become a cop myself.
The Santa Probable Cause

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I hunch over and howl at the moon, my hideous transformation almost complete. I will kill tonight, with no provocation or remorse. A soulless sub human beast with a lust for blood. I am become WereCop, and you're gonna need to provide your license and registration. Move slowly and keep your hands where I can see them *disgusting slavering oinks*

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

a werecop yells "stop resisting" instead of howling at the moon

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

FFT posted:

Rule's suspended if it's to save a life

"Doctor, get this man some bacon, dammit he's got to live! Live!!!"

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Jfc post some funny pictures you nerds.



















Modal Auxiliary has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Mar 6, 2022

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
drat why are you posting funny pictures in the stream of consciousness thread??

(crossposted from Simpsons meme thread)

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1500196804851290113

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I was literally lol'ing at the mental picture of WereCop tyvm

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I'd wear this.


To make my students sick.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

"I don't need no instructions, to know how to block!"

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Grendels Dad posted:

I'd wear this.


To make my students sick.

Are you my CS professor? I love your collection of entertaining shirts.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

When you walk by a Marshall's, YOU GO IN. YES YOU DO.

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you
Ordered compression socks

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Grendels Dad posted:

I'd wear this.


To make my students sick.

That shirt owns.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Sentient Data posted:

Just lol if you can't think of satisfying sex acts that don't involve penetration

Crouching, as the lioness, over the cheese grater

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Not sure if typo or a great viral marketing strategy.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

gently caress around with another agency and find out

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Warpstone harvest is in

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Sign the papers in room 101

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

venus de lmao posted:

a werecop yells "stop resisting" instead of howling at the moon

Does he still yell it at the moon?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Phy posted:

Does he still yell it at the moon?

No you're thinking of regular Buzz Aldrin https://youtu.be/adz4rbKSsDI

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Golden Dragon posted:

Judaism sounds great and all, but also I like my foreskin.

Can't you just go ahead with the 'circumsized in your heart' thing?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
We've just gone over how Jewish God expects you to find a loophole. But if you can't touch it to a weapon to bless it against your enemies, it's not a proper circumcision.

Maybe you could give it a really good scrub and claim the layers of skin count? A Rabbi traditionally kisses the blood from the cut, so maybe you can just get a really good beej from one?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Haha jokes on you my dick is already mutilated!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sound
https://i.imgur.com/EdliyUP.mp4

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Golden Dragon posted:

Judaism sounds great and all, but also I like my foreskin.

I also like this guy’s foreskin

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Samovar posted:

Can't you just go ahead with the 'circumsized in your heart' thing?

That's called an atrial septal defect.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


They get points for trying to be inclusive, but yeah they kind of missed the mark there.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Hold on lemme fix this real quick...



There we go :thumbsup:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Way scarier than an invisible man

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Slim wasn't much to look at, but drat if he weren't the best gumshoe in all of Gotham.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Superman is like “you dumb gently caress”

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
he could've shot the dirt, the door, literally anything else to check

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

he could've shot the dirt, the door, literally anything else to check

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