Queen-Of-Hearts posted:It clearly says no pork.
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Inspector 34 posted:I wouldn't, too much chance I'd then become a cop myself.
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 14:30 |
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I hunch over and howl at the moon, my hideous transformation almost complete. I will kill tonight, with no provocation or remorse. A soulless sub human beast with a lust for blood. I am become WereCop, and you're gonna need to provide your license and registration. Move slowly and keep your hands where I can see them *disgusting slavering oinks*
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 15:06 |
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a werecop yells "stop resisting" instead of howling at the moon
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 16:02 |
FFT posted:Rule's suspended if it's to save a life "Doctor, get this man some bacon, dammit he's got to live! Live!!!"
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 16:48 |
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Jfc post some funny pictures you nerds. Modal Auxiliary has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Mar 6, 2022 |
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drat why are you posting funny pictures in the stream of consciousness thread?? (crossposted from Simpsons meme thread)
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 17:10 |
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https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1500196804851290113
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 18:52 |
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I was literally lol'ing at the mental picture of WereCop tyvm
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:19 |
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I'd wear this. To make my students sick.
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:20 |
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"I don't need no instructions, to know how to block!"
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Grendels Dad posted:I'd wear this. Are you my CS professor? I love your collection of entertaining shirts.
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 20:43 |
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When you walk by a Marshall's, YOU GO IN. YES YOU DO.
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 22:27 |
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Ordered compression socks
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 23:17 |
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Grendels Dad posted:I'd wear this. That shirt owns.
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 23:35 |
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Sentient Data posted:Just lol if you can't think of satisfying sex acts that don't involve penetration Crouching, as the lioness, over the cheese grater
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:08 |
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Not sure if typo or a great viral marketing strategy.
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:09 |
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gently caress around with another agency and find out
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:10 |
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Warpstone harvest is in
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 05:15 |
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Sign the papers in room 101
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 07:05 |
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Don't you threaten me with a good time.
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 07:12 |
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venus de lmao posted:a werecop yells "stop resisting" instead of howling at the moon Does he still yell it at the moon?
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 08:17 |
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Phy posted:Does he still yell it at the moon? No you're thinking of regular Buzz Aldrin https://youtu.be/adz4rbKSsDI
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 08:52 |
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Golden Dragon posted:Judaism sounds great and all, but also I like my foreskin. Can't you just go ahead with the 'circumsized in your heart' thing?
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 11:04 |
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We've just gone over how Jewish God expects you to find a loophole. But if you can't touch it to a weapon to bless it against your enemies, it's not a proper circumcision. Maybe you could give it a really good scrub and claim the layers of skin count? A Rabbi traditionally kisses the blood from the cut, so maybe you can just get a really good beej from one?
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 11:06 |
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Haha jokes on you my dick is already mutilated!
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 13:23 |
Sound https://i.imgur.com/EdliyUP.mp4
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 14:21 |
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Golden Dragon posted:Judaism sounds great and all, but also I like my foreskin. I also like this guy’s foreskin
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 14:37 |
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Samovar posted:Can't you just go ahead with the 'circumsized in your heart' thing? That's called an atrial septal defect.
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They get points for trying to be inclusive, but yeah they kind of missed the mark there.
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Hold on lemme fix this real quick... There we go
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# ? Mar 8, 2022 01:45 |
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Way scarier than an invisible man
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# ? Mar 8, 2022 02:38 |
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Slim wasn't much to look at, but drat if he weren't the best gumshoe in all of Gotham.
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# ? Mar 8, 2022 03:56 |
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Superman is like “you dumb gently caress”
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# ? Mar 8, 2022 04:48 |
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he could've shot the dirt, the door, literally anything else to check
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:he could've shot the dirt, the door, literally anything else to check
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