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Hello everyone, I'm well aware of the editing issue that caused Soylent Pudding to get a six-hour probation earlier today. I've spoken with them and we're good. Please stop PMing me about this apparent atrocity or I'll start handing out sixers for that as well.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Hello everyone, I'm well aware of the editing issue that caused Soylent Pudding to get a six-hour probation earlier today. I've spoken with them and we're good. Please stop PMing me about this apparent atrocity or I'll start handing out sixers for that as well. All that's left now is to make an AITA post with a misleading title about the situation
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:00 |
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El Spamo posted:Seems to have disappeared or was really old, I was hoping to find an update or something. It's only a couple of hours old. https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/tfltw3/aita_for_yeling_at_my_fiance_and_calling_him/ (When you're searching Reddit, always set the time period to the last week, or else you will get irrelevant garbage, even when the title matches perfectly.)
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El Spamo posted:Seems to have disappeared or was really old, I was hoping to find an update or something. I still see it, it's about two hours old. Edit: Captain Hygiene posted:All that's left now is to make an AITA post with a misleading title about the situation quote:I'm an IK on SA, and everybody there is being mean at me for probating a poster for reposting something to laugh at, even though it turns out it was because another poster edited their post beforehand. I think the best way to give everyone there a sixer to teach them a lesson. Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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ScienceSeagull posted:Haven't we had a couple of stories like that, where someone gets upset (possibly to the point of wanting to break up) over a lame gift and later discovers that the real gift is hidden inside? Maybe I'm thinking of the guy who gave people boxes full of barbed wire and broken glass and claimed there were gift cards inside. This actually happened to my parents: they were celebrating a milestone anniversary and my dad got my mom a nice ring she wanted, and hid it inside of a wallet and then gave her the wallet as if it was the main gift. She got so mad she almost threw it away, until he was like "wait, wait, open it!!" Those crazy kids are still married after 40 years.
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I don’t mind throwing sixers, my period is starting and yet I am out for blood , so get with it
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My [27] boyfriend [28] slept with another woman and claims I wanted him toquote:My hands are shaking, so sorry if there are typos. I don't know if I'll be able to explain what just happened. I'm in a hotel room right now, just falling apart. [UPDATE] My [27] boyfriend [28] slept with another woman and claims I wanted him to quote:Firstly, thank you all for your comments and advice. My gut knew that I had to end the relationship, but I needed a kick in the pants to actually do it. But honey! Don't you see? I did it for US!
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AITA for getting mad a kid for eating my pickles?quote:So I have these pickles that I love. I have only been able to find them in one store locally which isn't in a convenient location and I rarely buy anything else from there. They aren't cheap either, $12 a jar. I usually buy them 4 jars at a time and I keep them on hand for when I run out. I usually like to limit myself to only have them as a treat, a jar usually lasts me 2-4 weeks (though, I have been known to get a little drunk and polish off a whole jar in one sitting). Everyone in my family knows these are my pickles. To be clear, I don't monopolize the pickles, if someone wants them, I'm more than happy to share... I'm not THAT big of an rear end in a top hat. Dad's technically in the right and the kids overstepped their bounds in the response, but lol at not just heading it off in the first place by going "of course you can have another pickle, I'm not some crazily possessive weirdo about them". Now it's a whole situation and everyone gets to dunk on him forever as selfish pickle guy
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for getting mad a kid for eating my pickles? Neither his wife nor his son have any respect for him. Wonder what's the history behind that.
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I'm not sure a kid has the digestive fortitude required for eating 3/4s of the pickle jar.
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Olewithmilk posted:I'm not sure a kid has the digestive fortitude required for eating 3/4s of the pickle jar. He can at least take that as some consolation.
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You'd better not start a fight about something that's important to you just because I think it's stupid! On the other hand, pickle weenie is a pretty funny nickname
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sephiRoth IRA posted:You'd better not start a fight about something that's important to you just because I think it's stupid! Ok sure but in this case that something is a $12 jar of pickles that he seems to have a reserve of.
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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:Ok sure but in this case that something is a $12 jar of pickles that he seems to have a reserve of. I don't disagree. But from his post it's clearly a big deal to him and if they are something he gets excited about and rations, and this bothered him, and his wife slapped him down because she thought it was stupid, that's lame. This and him being a weenie about pickles are not mutually exclusive
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I don't disagree. But from his post it's clearly a big deal to him and if they are something he gets excited about and rations, and this bothered him, and his wife slapped him down because she thought it was stupid, that's lame. shes right
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AITA for telling everyone that my husband sold all my baby shower gifts?quote:I've (27) been with my husband (32) for 3 years, we're expecting our first baby together.
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How dare you make me look bad for doing that thing I did!!
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling everyone that my husband sold all my baby shower gifts? I can only imagine what a hassle it'll be getting child support out of this loser, but not half as much as parenting with him.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling everyone that my husband sold all my baby shower gifts? Just trying to imagine how dead I would be if I did this.
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but baby we gotta fix the VAN
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling everyone that my husband sold all my baby shower gifts? This sounds like a trailer park meth habit situation
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Olewithmilk posted:I'm not sure a kid has the digestive fortitude required for eating 3/4s of the pickle jar. Eat, yes. Keep down and feel good about it, questionable
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Combo posted:This sounds like a trailer park meth habit situation Yep, screams trailer park yokels and low IQ's
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Olewithmilk posted:I'm not sure a kid has the digestive fortitude required for eating 3/4s of the pickle jar. I think the kid was eating the contents of the pickle jar, not the jar itself.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I don't disagree. But from his post it's clearly a big deal to him and if they are something he gets excited about and rations, and this bothered him, and his wife slapped him down because she thought it was stupid, that's lame. I mean if it were something that was actually scarce then yeah I get it but this is one where he’s being silly enough that he needs a reality check.
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I'm back and have my posting knife and gurglepost pants ready. But yeah Pope Corky and I resolved it over PMs and they were gracious about it. poo poo happens and these dead comedy forums don't make it easy to keep track and manage what's going on. I don't blame them for finally letting the probes fly because I share the frustration about double post Tuesdays. Hughlander posted:r/relationships: I even said "excuse me" to the girl loving my boyfriend
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quantumwell posted:Yep, screams trailer park yokels and low IQ's That's a insult to people with low IQs (itself a highly questionable metric) Lots of them are still smart enough to not do meth and lie to their spouse about selling poo poo behind their back.
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AITA for telling my husband's family and friends that he didn't buy the house but both of us did?quote:My husband M34, and I, F31 bought our first single story house few weeks ago. We both put money towards it and both our names are on the title. lmao just locking myself in the crapper until everyone leaves, like an adult
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for getting mad a kid for eating my pickles? I get that it's pickles and that's funny but this is such an easy thing. Kid asks for more X, you say sure and put out a reasonable/generous but fixed portion. Maybe hang around and eat a few with the kid and compliment him on good taste, if he asks for more say you'll send a picture of the label and where to get them to his parents. Problem solved and you're the good guy instead of the rear end in a top hat who let the kid eat an entire jar of pickles ruining his appetite and/or giving him an upset stomach. I guess I was picturing a kid younger than 12 in my head, so that would be the kids fault more than anything but it's just an easy win turned into 'I'm the weird pickle hoarder guy.' Rescue Toaster fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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pentyne posted:That's a insult to people with low IQs (itself a highly questionable metric) I'd also like to know how he arranged to sell a roomful of Baby items so quickly without planning ahead.
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teen witch posted:I don’t mind throwing sixers, my period is starting and yet I am out for blood , so get with it You have your own blood right there!
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Hughlander posted:My [27] boyfriend [28] slept with another woman and claims I wanted him to I love this one because you know he had been pacing around the apartment since she left rehearsing what he was going to say over and over again.
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my husband's family and friends that he didn't buy the house but both of us did? Too bad she didn't find out this guy was a lying idiot before they bought a house together.
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my husband's family and friends that he didn't buy the house but both of us did? This is one where I would really, really love to hear his retelling of what she said.
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quantumwell posted:Too bad she didn't find out this guy was a lying idiot before they bought a house together. That's one of those things here where you just get a window into a very specific moment, and just have to ponder the months and years leading up this particular incident.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I love this one because you know he had been pacing around the apartment since she left rehearsing what he was going to say over and over again. I love that even if you take him at his word with 100% goodwill, he still comes out looking like a complete idiot.
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Rescue Toaster posted:I get that it's pickles and that's funny but this is such an easy thing. Kid asks for more X, you say sure and put out a reasonable/generous but fixed portion. Maybe hang around and eat a few with the kid and compliment him on good taste, if he asks for more say you'll send a picture of the label and where to get them to his parents. Problem solved and you're the good guy instead of the rear end in a top hat who let the kid eat an entire jar of pickles ruining his appetite and/or giving him an upset stomach. I guess I was picturing a kid younger than 12 in my head, so that would be the kids fault more than anything but it's just an easy win turned into 'I'm the weird pickle hoarder guy.' Anyone else remember the story posted about a dude who had his friend house sit, told him to go ahead and make himself at home, and when he returned from the trip his wine cellar was pretty much empty and all of his freezer was empty of several Costco trips of meat and other food?
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my husband's family and friends that he didn't buy the house but both of us did? The answer to both of these questions is "The respect of your family and friends." I seriously love the stories where one partner makes the other look like a lazy moocher and then gets upset when that person says otherwise. Hell, she should have asked him thise questions. What did he have to gain by making her out to be worthless and what did he lose if he recognized her part? I know the answer is some non-sensical answer because abusers never have a good answer, I just want to hear his answers. Like this poster said Fork of Unknown Origins posted:This is one where I would really, really love to hear his retelling of what she said.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Public schools test all kids' hearing so garbage parents like OP can learn when their kids are Deaf. Unfortunately, the schools cannot also force OP to take her kid to the ENT to figure out what kind of hearing aids she needs and OP chose not to do that because she is the devil. Also, the hearing and vision screens in schools are fast, basic checks, not doctors visits where they can prescribe corrective measures. I'm sure no one reading this thread needs this said, but: If a trusted other adult who seems rational and to care about your child recommends that they be screened for something by a professional, you should get that done. Maybe more than once. And if the result is negative but there still seems to be a problem, you need to keep looking. You can't CYA with "oh I got inconsistent reminders". Either you get your kids necessary medical care or you don't. There is no defensibility if you fail.
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How do so many of these people end up married to and/or buying a house with someone without realising that they're with a complete manchild? It's loving bizarre. Like I get that you can fall in love with someone and spend a lot of time with them before really getting to know how they manage their life and poo poo, but you'd think by the time you're buying a house together you might know if they're an insecure dipshit or not. Mafic Rhyolite fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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