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Hollismason posted:There's no way Soong did not build Data without a huge dong Pretty sure it's retractable and adjustable in girth, hardness, texture and vibration.
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Data's basically a very elaborate sex toy.
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Hollismason posted:There's no way Soong did not build Data without a huge dong And he told everyone that would listen that it was modelled after his own
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BonHair posted:Pretty sure it's retractable and adjustable in girth, hardness, texture and vibration. Don't know how Riker and Worf were able to compete
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Love Stole the Day posted:Don't know how Riker and Worf were able to compete I think Worf had a quantitative advantage (unless Soong thought of that too...)
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BonHair posted:Pretty sure it's retractable and adjustable in girth, hardness, texture and vibration. LT. REED: Data's dong. It's got three times the explosive potential of our standard dongs, plus a variable yield. It can knock the comm array off a shuttlepod without scratching the hull, or put a 3km crater into an asteroid. Delsaber fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Apr 2, 2022 |
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If Data is a sex toy, what is Lore?
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Barry Foster posted:Yeah it's great, it's Trek as heck Devil's Due was actually an adaptation of a Phase II script.
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happyhippy posted:If Data is a sex toy, what is Lore? baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more
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i want a cold glass of fresh Data witch's milk
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happyhippy posted:If Data is a sex toy, what is Lore? Sadomasochism simulator?
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nobody in TNG gets laid
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When people “have sex” in TNG they just politely stare at each other from across the room while listening to
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:And he told everyone that would listen that it was modelled after his own Big Jack Kelly energy right there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYLNEFY-Gnc
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Arglebargle III posted:nobody in TNG gets laid Keep your horrible lies out of this thread. TNG was the sex show. Voyager's the one where nobody fucks.
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nine-gear crow posted:Keep your horrible lies out of this thread. TNG was the sex show. Voyager's the one where nobody fucks. Q and his wife had a full-on bareback gently caress scene
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I recall some fingering being shown
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The Doctor altered his program to give himself a dick just to spend the rest of the series getting really into opera and photography
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BonHair posted:Pretty sure it's retractable and adjustable in girth, hardness, texture and vibration. (Goddammit, why didn't the RoboCock porn parody have the tagline, "The Future of Long Engorgement"?) Peyote Panda fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Apr 3, 2022 |
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Arglebargle III posted:nobody in TNG gets laid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w
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happyhippy posted:If Data is a sex toy, what is Lore? Tragic scat porn.
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nine-gear crow posted:Keep your horrible lies out of this thread. TNG was the sex show. Voyager's the one where nobody fucks. Someone doesn't remember Harry Kim giving no shits about alien STDs, gettin' some alien tang, and being dressed down by Kathryn "I make a point of knowing about my crew's sex lives" Janeway. E: Why do I remember that lovely and completely forgettable episode? I... I don't know, and I think I need to get some help. Hipster_Doofus fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Apr 3, 2022 |
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Who could forget an episode featuring Musetta Vander, the one true star of the classic (and unreleased, until recently) Atari Jaguar FMV game "American Hero"?
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Confirmed fuckers: Data Yar Riker Picard Sisko Jadzia Dax Worf Quark Kira Kim Paris Torres Warp 10 Janeway
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BonHair posted:Confirmed fuckers: Ro Laren as well
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Delsaber posted:Who could forget an episode featuring Musetta Vander, the one true star of the classic (and unreleased, until recently) Atari Jaguar FMV game "American Hero"? Also Sin "too bad you.... will DIE" del from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
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BonHair posted:Confirmed fuckers: The O’Brians. Or Keiko at a minimum.
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Epicurius posted:Devil's Due was actually an adaptation of a Phase II script. Huh, no way! Well there you go
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BonHair posted:Confirmed fuckers: Odo Kirk (naturally)
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Hipster_Doofus posted:Tragic scat porn. Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (Tragic scat porn) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
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HD DAD posted:When people “have sex” in TNG they just politely stare at each other from across the room while listening to No that's Demolition Man
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Arglebargle III posted:nobody in TNG gets laid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYMfwBGveMg
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St_Ides posted:The O’Brians. Or Keiko at a minimum. Now here is the O'Brian must suffer episode I really needed.
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BonHair posted:Confirmed fuckers: Gul Dukat
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BonHair posted:Confirmed fuckers: Don't forget hyper-evolved Barclay. He absolutely hosed.
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BonHair posted:Confirmed fuckers: McCoy got to play doctor with those women on fantasy vacation planet.
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Between Saavik, Droxine, Chapel and T'Pring Spock undoubtedly got some tail too.
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Kolinahr in the streets, Pon Farr in the sheets
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Delsaber posted:Kolinahr in the streets, Pon Farr in the sheets Infinite Dicks in Infinite Cooters
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Spock's "I Dic" medallion is the Vulcan equivalent of a Horga'hn.
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