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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Oh c'mon, it's not all bad Carrots and turnips are poverty food and I wont be shamed eating them. They provide nothing to the meal. Now that's a snipe motherfuckers!
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Oh c'mon, it's not all bad I will not suffer a Corn to live
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SuddenCactus posted:Make sure they don't break eye contact as you shove each one up your rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Oh c'mon, it's not all bad Scuffed and old cutlery: -$5 from tip
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Root vegetables are drat delicious, what the hell is wrong with you. Roasted carrots are amazing. Mashed swede with butter, cream and chives is the food of the gods. Even just dicing them up and making a stew is pretty great with decent seasoning.
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Large Testicles posted:Carrots and turnips are poverty food and I wont be shamed eating them. They provide nothing to the meal. Oh that is what it is. I thought it was some sort of mango and pineapple jelly with maybe a rat jerky or something. Although rat jerky is a bit odd to put as filling in your pastry dessert thing.
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Inceltown posted:Oh that is what it is. I thought it was some sort of mango and pineapple jelly with maybe a rat jerky or something. Although rat jerky is a bit odd to put as filling in your pastry dessert thing. It's a Cornish pasty, implying a corn-like filling that could be any number of things! 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's a Cornish pasty, implying a corn-like filling that could be any number of things! It's similar to a cornish past, but there are potentially some differences.
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Perfidious americans believing that pastry must be dessert.
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OwlFancier posted:Perfidious americans believing that pastry must be dessert.
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OwlFancier posted:Perfidious americans believing that pastry must be dessert. We have them we just don't call them pastries.
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wtf was it with the 1950s and everyone putting poo poo in jelly?  
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Whybird posted:wtf was it with the 1950s and everyone putting poo poo in jelly? The difference is those dishes are largely things of the past while each Brit consumes 4-6 jellied eels per week.
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Oh c'mon, it's not all bad Cornish pasties shouldn't have carrot in and that's the wrong king of pastry. I don't know what the gently caress those things are supposed to be.
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projecthalaxy posted:The difference is those dishes are largely things of the past while each Brit consumes 4-6 jellied eels per week.
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Karate Bastard posted:Uhhh.... like, by choice, or is this something that just happens no matter what? The eel king slides under your door and demands acts of devotion
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Unkempt posted:Cornish pasties shouldn't have carrot in and that's the wrong king of pastry. I don't know what the gently caress those things are supposed to be. Wrong number of crimps too.
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Karate Bastard posted:Uhhh.... like, by choice, or is this something that just happens no matter what? https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-mmanze-southwark/menu They buy jellied eels and eel pies with "green liquor" on british ubereats, op
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The eel king slides under your door and demands acts of devotion Here's a traditional English song about the phenomena: https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
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Unkempt posted:Cornish pasties shouldn't have carrot in and that's the wrong king of pastry. I don't know what the gently caress those things are supposed to be. Maybe they're pasties. Usually have taters, carrots, and rutabegas in em (plus meat)
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projecthalaxy posted:They buy jellied eels and eel pies with "green liquor" on british ubereats, op But I thought absinthe was from France???
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The eel king slides under your door and demands acts of devotion I always wondered what this guy was for 
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Milo and POTUS posted:Please god someone start a food derail I switched the name of this thread and the horrible food thread last week and hardly anyone noticed. You are welcome to continue posting horrible and/or amusing food here, but please quit with the tip derail.
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Paladinus posted:Are people here seriously struggling with the most ubiquitous food concept the world over? Americans and British people being confused/disgusted by each other's food is a funny picture onto itself. Of course everybody eats poo poo all over the world, we are all pots.
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Whybird posted:But I thought absinthe was from France??? It's basically parsley oil that they pour all over their eel pies, jellied eels and potatoes, op 
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Whybird posted:wtf was it with the 1950s and everyone putting poo poo in jelly? Combination of fridges being expensive/a status symbol; jelly being quick, clean, and convenient for a housewife; cookbooks being filled with recipes to give the impression it was popular with everyone else why aren’t you doing it?; and the resulting food making supplies last longer. 
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projecthalaxy posted:It's basically parsley oil that they pour all over their eel pies, jellied eels and potatoes, op I’ve had it. It’s not bad. Not something I feel the need to eat every time I go to London (not very often) but I’m glad to have tried it
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BasicLich posted:British "Food": Ah, stargazy pie - such a lovely name for a terrifying dish
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I switched the name of this thread and the horrible food thread last week and hardly anyone noticed. You are welcome to continue posting horrible and/or amusing food here, but please quit with the tip derail. I assumed it was for April Fool's and then the most insane set of derails happened so it just stuck.
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Infinitum posted:Yeah you brits can wash it down with a refreshing pint of warm beer the correct temperature for beer is the %ABV + 3 degrees celsius serve pisswater cold, but strong beer a bit warmer
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projecthalaxy posted:... while each Brit consumes 4-6 jellied eels per week. The average Brit unknowingly eats an additional dozen or so jelly eels per year that climb-fall into their open mouths while they sleep, hth.
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Owlkill posted:Ah, stargazy pie - such a lovely name for a terrifying dish I lol'd when watching the new season of Bridgerton and someone mentioned cuisine from Cornwall and said "ah yes, fish head pie"
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Sentient Data posted:If British eel is cooked anything like eel nigiri, I'm all about it Narrator: It wasn't. Have a funny picture. 
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