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Mauser posted:Do humans exist in the cars universe? Depends on whether it's the future of the Maximum Overdrive universe, in which case survivors might live in remote areas.
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Glottis posted:Is the upper *image from some sort of Cars film where they decided the anthropomorphic Popemobile would also ride inside of a different anthropomorphic Popemobile?
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Popemobile inside popemobile is a good visual gag that works well in the moment but gets better (more horrifying) the more you overthink it
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FreudianSlippers posted:Popemobile inside popemobile is a good visual gag that works well in the moment but gets better (more horrifying) the more you overthink it I just spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about the implications of there being a Car Jesus. Not only a Car Jesus, but a Car Jesus that was crucified given that there's crucifix iconography on the larger popemobile. THEN I started thinking, would it even BE a "Car" Jesus? I mean, is the internal combustion engine something cars are born with? Did they eventual evolve from earlier forms of wheeled conveyance, like Car Jesus was more like Chariot Jesus or maybe Farm Wagon Jesus? Also, would the animal used for the actual locomotive power be considered part of some kind gestalt being and it eventually merged and evolved into the internal combustion engine of modern day cars?
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Weld the front wheels to a hydraulic lift and then turn it on.
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Eventually the cars are going to have to decide between runaway climate change or making some pretty grim choices about how to reduce the car population. Also, do sidewalks exist?
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SuddenCactus posted:how do you crucify a car anyway You whack it with a huge rug beater made of welded together I beams until nothing but scrap remains.
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Mauser posted:Also, do sidewalks exist? but I haven't seen the movies so I don't know if actual human-size sidewalks are depicted
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The cars from Cars are cybernetically enhanced centaurs
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Do you think Lightning McQueen has truck nuts haha
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Karate Bastard posted:Do you think Ftfy
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dialhforhero posted:Ftfy How else is he supposed to mate?
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Karate Bastard posted:Do you think Lightning McQueen has truck nuts haha
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SuddenCactus posted:how do you crucify a car anyway Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley › PYF Funny Pictures: how do you crucify a car anyway
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Mauser posted:Do humans exist in the cars universe? The cars have doors don't they? So some time in the past they must have had people. Maybe a short film will come out one day that shows the cars wiping out humanity with bulldozers laughing while shovelling our bodies into huge pits.
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Bismuth posted:The cars from Cars are cybernetically enhanced centaurs There is a person inside every car https://jalopnik.com/this-disturbing-theory-explains-pixars-cars-1791834045
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Splicer posted:what do they smell like haha Same as people nuts I imagine. You know exhaust.
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Aww, he looks like a Richard to me.
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koshmar posted:First name Bofa Last name. So when they're at the vet they have to call out "Bofa, Deez!"
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Last name. So when they're at the vet they have to call out "Bofa, Deez!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkAUFeOyf6s
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 Modern science has already debunked those other theories
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OzyMandrill posted:Aww, he looks like a Richard to me. 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Last name. So when they're at the vet they have to call out "Bofa, Deez!" Many years ago, I worked in a vet clinic and had to call a patient into a room. It was a solid white cat named Salty. All good there. Last name Johnson. "Uh, Salty Jo-...Salty and his family, you can come into the exam room." My exceedingly innocent coworkers couldn't seem to understand why I was laughing so hard. Apparently the kids were allowed to name their cat.
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a johnson that's salty
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's a salty johnson like this but salty 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:like this but salty Lol, if you wore that shirt to school back in the day, the principal would make you wear it inside out. Also the shirt with all the lizards having sex in different positions.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:like this but salty The best part about these shirts is I remember like kids in 4th grade wearing them. Big Johnson Shirts were all the fuckin rage when I was in elementary school.
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Still genuinely better than the Ernie Cline "Pixar Unified Theory" that tried to make like Toy Story, Monsters Inc, and Cars all one continuous timeline. Holy gently caress that was some killallnerds.exe poo poo.
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