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Kingo Ligma posted:I'm not British, Jesus loving Christ that would be awful. I just live in one of the 300 other countries that doesn't jerk itself raw to mass shootings do...do you think americans masturbate to our plague of random violence? some plague rats posted:super weird thing to post
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Captain Hygiene posted:No I know that, there's just a solid joke there about someone from outside the country aghast at US gun culture posting a picture of those instead of actual firearms, which is what I assumed the tweet was intentionally going for. I missed that because I knew Walmart does indeed sell firearms. Or did. Haven't been in one in a long time, but I went to college in the south and people would totally go there to buy groceries, toilet paper, jorts, and ammo for their AR-15 all in one trip. It's a magical place.
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Rockman Reserve posted:do...do you think americans masturbate to our plague of random violence? well yeah, I figured we're all shooting our loads off into the air like Yosemite Sam
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Rockman Reserve posted:do...do you think americans masturbate to our plague of random violence? Some almost certainly do 
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how to show i'm not the lowest common denominator brit or american, i know i'll be performatively insensitive
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Rockman Reserve posted:do...do you think americans masturbate to our plague of random violence? He was obviously being hyperbolic, but y'all do have poo poo like Sandy Hook truthers who would rather harass the parents of dead children than examine their preconceptions surrounding the availability of firearms in a country where there's a school shooting once every 10 days or so on average. Edit: and that's post COVID where remote schooling was a factor. 2019 had an average of a shooting a week. 
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some plague rats posted:super weird thing to post No seriously it's true, a lot of countries really don't jerk themselves raw to mass shootings.
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Outrail posted:No seriously it's true, a lot of countries really don't jerk themselves raw to mass shootings. And yet here they are
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Pro tip to understanding what I'm trying to convey: there are (pretty sure exclusively American) posters in this very thread parroting right wing talking points designed to undermine efforts to reduce the availability of weapons. "Britain is banning cutlery" and associated stupid poo poo.
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Rockman Reserve posted:do...do you think americans masturbate to our plague of random violence? we pretty much do
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Kingo Ligma posted:Pro tip to understanding what I'm trying to convey: there are (pretty sure exclusively American) posters in this very thread parroting right wing talking points designed to undermine efforts to reduce the availability of weapons. Perhaps the right approach is somewhere in the middle.
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Outrail posted:No seriously it's true, a lot of countries really don't jerk themselves raw to mass shootings. So what do they jerk it to, then? Do they just not jerk? I’ll never understand Europe.
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christmas boots posted:So what do they jerk it to, then? Do they just not jerk? Deporting Roma/Muslims
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For what it's worth as someone who grew up in the north of England, bb guns are common and lots of fun as a 14 year old and guns are also normal but taken more seriously / owned by people who only use them to hunt. Ate a pheasant I shot myself at 17. We jerk it to porn we find in the woods and when I was growing up every teenager had a butterfly knife they bought on a school trip to France off a lucky lucky man.
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Inceltown posted:Some almost certainly do wish has you covered
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I masturbate to raw jerky everyday. It really triggers those stupid anglo-saxons.
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all americans without exception are very stupid and have sex with assault rifles
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ah'm a rootin tootin cowboy. ah make love to mah mossberg shotgun and if ah ever get appendicitis ah will be fah-nan-shure-ly ruined for the rest of mah lahfe
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ah'm a rootin tootin cowboy. ah make love to mah mossberg shotgun and if ah ever get appendicitis ah will be fah-nan-shure-ly ruined for the rest of mah lahfe Huge same
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cubicle gangster posted:For what it's worth as someone who grew up in the north of England, bb guns are common and lots of fun as a 14 year old and guns are also normal but taken more seriously / owned by people who only use them to hunt. Ate a pheasant I shot myself at 17. We jerk it to porn we find in the woods and when I was growing up every teenager had a butterfly knife they bought on a school trip to France off a lucky lucky man. Thank you for answering all of the questions
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I think the main reason British people find the knife laws ok is that in practice you will never ever be approached by a cop who wants to examine your knives. So it might as well be one of those funny laws no one enforces, like the one about it being ok to shoot Welshmen with a crossbow at certain times in the city of Chester
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I think the main reason British people find the knife laws ok is that in practice you will never ever be approached by a cop who wants to examine your knives. So it might as well be one of those funny laws no one enforces, like the one about it being ok to shoot Welshmen with a crossbow at certain times in the city of Chester Yeah and if a british cop ever does come up to you and says "hey show me your knife" it's a trick and as soon as you pull it out the ARU are going to shoot you dead
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I think the main reason British people find the knife laws ok is that in practice you will never ever be approached by a cop who wants to examine your knives. If you're white, sure.
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some plague rats posted:Yeah and if a british cop ever does come up to you and says "hey show me your knife" it's a trick and as soon as you pull it out the ARU are going to shoot you dead Oi! You got a licence for that quote, ma’am?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Those items in the picture were BB guns, including the specific brand featured in A Christmas Story. It probably reflects badly on us that you can just buy them wherever without age limit or anything, but they are not actual firearms. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_John_Crawford_III
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jesus WEP posted:Ex fiance is a perfectly good term, i use it all the time. My wife hates it, mind The whole page leading up to that is also funny but it would take a lot more quotes and I'm phoneposting
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Yeah I did think immediately after posting that if you live in London or are black, or both, it might not apply.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I think the main reason British people find the knife laws ok is that in practice you will never ever be approached by a cop who wants to examine your knives. So it might as well be one of those funny laws no one enforces, like the one about it being ok to shoot Welshmen with a crossbow at certain times in the city of Chester It's Scotsmen, with a longbow, and from the walls of York, but otherwise correct.
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Baller Time posted:You are browsing the library of your newly inherited mansion. In one of the book cases, you notice a volume titled "Anime Feet". You try to remove this out-of-place book from shelf. A click. The case slides to the side. Your eyes widen in horror. Cup Runneth Over posted:For the love of God, Montresor! sebmojo posted:Yes... for the love of God...! jonsicoli posted:"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the rattling of this hideous vibe!" Splicer posted:The casque of animedildo Splicer posted:Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
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Jedit posted:It's Scotsmen, with a longbow, and from the walls of York, but otherwise correct. I wonder how often you find some racist (or whatever someone who hates scots is call) standing on the walls with a bow just waiting for the legal time
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RFC2324 posted:I wonder how often you find some racist (or whatever someone who hates scots is call) standing on the walls with a bow just waiting for the legal time Usually call them English.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wait...was that tweet not a joke about Walmart actually having real firearms for sale? Walmart did sell actual firearms until... a few years ago, at least in some states, but they've stopped doing so.
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RFC2324 posted:(or whatever someone who hates scots is call) a scot
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fool of sound posted:Walmart did sell actual firearms until... a few years ago, at least in some states, but they've stopped doing so. I'm pretty sure they only stopped selling ARs.
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Captain Hygiene posted:*notices the infernal beating of your heart beneath the floorboards* OwO What's this??
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Splicer posted:- from the collected works of Edgar Allan Moe gently caress
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Captain Hygiene posted:*notices the infernal beating of your heart beneath the floorboards* OwO What's this?? Genuine lols here.
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skyelevator posted:I knew a guy years ago who wrote a terrible hair metal song called "Females Wanted". He wrote that on the back of his guitar and used to hold the guitar above his head to display the message. He's exactly the kind of person you think he is. Phy posted:BRB writing "TAMALES WANTED" on the back of my bass The Anime Liker posted:Airbrushing "It's Complicated" on my sousaphone.
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