|
Mr. Sunshine posted:Don't let the fancy name fool you. "The Vajazzler" is just a glue gun and a hair dryer filled with glitter. I was hospitalized in the ICU back in 2007 and the person in the next room was admitted for a serious vajazzling-related accident that led to traumatic injury. I was deep in a fentanyl fog at the time but my wife has been able to confirm that I wasn't hallucinating that nurse gossip.
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 22:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 13:33 |
|
|
It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 22:48
|
|
|
The Wicked ZOGA posted:It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported I've asked you repeatedly not to dox my rear end
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 22:49
|
|
|
OPAONI posted:A lot of garbage posters have top tier usernames and I demand answers why Seraph84 burned through about 80 great usernames. Coming up with good names was possibly the only thing they were good at.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 22:54
|
|
|
The Wicked ZOGA posted:It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported Do you seriously expect us to swallow this tripe?
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 22:59
|
|
|
Mr. Sunshine posted:Don't let the fancy name fool you. "The Vajazzler" is just a glue gun and a hair dryer filled with glitter. a pitching machine full of rhinestones
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 23:21
|
|
|
The Wicked ZOGA posted:It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported  cock hero flux posted:a pitching machine full of rhinestones  but subtly different
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2022 23:41
|
|
|
Please don't blowdry your vagina.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 02:06
|
|
|
Marcade posted:Please don't blowdry your vagina. There goes my Shapiro wife cosplay
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 02:13
|
|
|
Marcade posted:Please don't blowdry your vagina. sounds like something a coward would say
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 02:53
|
|
|
b l o w d r i n a
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 03:00
|
|
|
Empty Sandwich posted:b l o w d r i n a
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 04:21
|
|
|
Jamesman posted:I feel like a middleman could be cut out of the process and Costco hot dogs should be left on graves. Crowetron posted:Offering the Ferryman two wieners to cross the river Styx. Large Testicles posted:Funny enough, a similar story is how I got to see Styx in '87
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 04:52
|
|
|
Mr. Sunshine posted:Don't let the fancy name fool you. "The Vajazzler" is just a glue gun and a hair dryer filled with glitter. Modified chicken gun 
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 05:51
|
|
|
Empty Sandwich posted:b l o w d r i n a
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 06:07
|
|
|
Rust Martialis posted:Modified chicken gun When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy fires his chicken gun at the mommy's vajazzle.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 11:14
|
|
|
Mr. Sunshine posted:When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy fires his chicken gun at the mommy's vajazzle. zoux posted:https://twitter.com/PadraigBelton/status/1518980573007597568 Funnily enough, the chicken gun is also a red ryder that'll shoot your eye out.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 13:35
|
|
|
OPAONI posted:A lot of garbage posters have top tier usernames and I demand answers why "EorayMel" is hardly a top tier username.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 13:45
|
|
|
Can you not buy BB guns in the UK? I’m assuming not since they’re trying to eliminate cutlery.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 20:15
|
|
|
Only outlaws will have cutlassry
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 20:38
|
|
|
Robobot posted:Can you not buy BB guns in the UK? I’m assuming not since they’re trying to eliminate cutlery. Are they
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 22:06
|
|
|
Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:Are they Americans get upset whenever a country uses the phrase "tough on crime" to mean "making crime harder to do and making the world less poo poo" rather than "make minorities slave labour again".
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2022 23:10
|
|
|
From the Crappy Construction thread:Zopotantor posted:I would have expected Putin's bathroom to be a bit more ostentatious.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 00:51
|
|
|
Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:Are they Not banning, but they've got goofy laws. Theoretically it's legal to have a non folding or locking knife with a pointy tip on you if you've got a good reason, but that's basically left to the cops to determine, and "I'm going camping and want a knife that won't fold closed on my fingers" may or may not qualify depending on the cop and the day. That other countries in Europe aren't so weird about knives doesn't stop a lot of Brits from acting like it's rational.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 00:51
|
|
|
Kingo Ligma posted:Americans get upset whenever a country uses the phrase "tough on crime" to mean "making crime harder to do and making the world less poo poo" rather than "make minorities slave labour again". I don't think the British are really the hill you want to choose to take potshots at Americans for being authoritarian and racist.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 00:53
|
|
|
Blue Footed Booby posted:Not banning, but they've got goofy laws. Theoretically it's legal to have a non folding or locking knife with a pointy tip on you if you've got a good reason, but that's basically left to the cops to determine, and "I'm going camping and want a knife that won't fold closed on my fingers" may or may not qualify depending on the cop and the day. That's so insane!
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 01:14
|
|
|
Robobot posted:Can you not buy BB guns in the UK? I’m assuming not since they’re trying to eliminate cutlery. E: vvv Maybe, but if I'm going to make that joke then I'm taking pictures of the real things, not a Red Ryder BB gun. SubponticatePoster has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Apr 28, 2022 |
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 01:33
|
|
|
Wait...was that tweet not a joke about Walmart actually having real firearms for sale? 
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 01:35
|
|
|
Kingo Ligma posted:Americans get upset whenever a country uses the phrase "tough on crime" to mean "making crime harder to do and making the world less poo poo" It has literally never once actually meant this
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 01:47
|
|
|
some plague rats posted:It has literally never once actually meant this Although Americans do get mad about made up things all the time so it's still true in a way
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:05
|
|
|
christmas boots posted:Although Americans do get mad about made up things all the time so it's still true in a way we never do this idiot face
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:19
|
|
|
christmas boots posted:Although Americans do get mad about made up things all the time so it's still true in a way But also, the British are the last people who should be trying to point that out.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:22
|
|
|
Empty Sandwich posted:we never do this im american i can say it
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:22
|
|
|
Empty Sandwich posted:we never do this Americans love signing their posts.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:29
|
|
|
Captain Hygiene posted:Wait...was that tweet not a joke about Walmart actually having real firearms for sale? Those items in the picture were BB guns, including the specific brand featured in A Christmas Story. It probably reflects badly on us that you can just buy them wherever without age limit or anything, but they are not actual firearms.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:48
|
|
|
Blue Footed Booby posted:Those items in the picture were BB guns, including the specific brand featured in A Christmas Story. It probably reflects badly on us that you can just buy them wherever without age limit or anything, but they are not actual firearms. No I know that, there's just a solid joke there about someone from outside the country aghast at US gun culture posting a picture of those instead of actual firearms, which is what I assumed the tweet was intentionally going for.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 02:55
|
|
|
Kingo Ligma posted:Americans get upset whenever a country uses the phrase "tough on crime" to mean "making crime harder to do and making the world less poo poo" rather than "make minorities slave labour again". this poster can't own a butter knife with serrated edges and is upset about it
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 03:06
|
|
|
Relevant Tangent posted:this poster can't own a butter knife with serrated edges and is upset about it thats a dinner knife, op learn the difference
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 03:13
|
|
|
I'm not British, Jesus loving Christ that would be awful. I just live in one of the 300 other countries that doesn't jerk itself raw to mass shootings
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 03:14
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 13:33 |
|
|
Kingo Ligma posted:I'm not British, Jesus loving Christ that would be awful. I just live in one of the 300 other countries that doesn't jerk itself raw to mass shootings super weird thing to post
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2022 03:33
|
|