Triticum Guzzler posted:

its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

barbecue at the folks posted:

The "best" thing about reading old TCC threads is seeing all the permabanned posters and realizing that they are banned for dying from OD'ng, not from shitposting. I think there was literally a poster (posters?) who began with "i'm just gonna start doing some recreational heroin like all the cool peeps around here are doing no worries i know what i'm doing" and their account gets banned after a year or so, having run their entire life off a cliff. I was in my early twenties and still interested in trying out all kinds of poo poo, but reading TCC scared me straight from ever getting involved with serious drugs. (H)arm reduction at work

Malachite_Dragon posted:

and also one very tilted ex-mod who got mad they faced actual consequences for suggesting someone take LSD instead of going to rehab when they said they wanted to stop doing drugs.

The Anime Liker posted:

90s Cringe Rock posted:

The ocarina joke isn't an SA original. Bluelight or somewhere I think. SWIM thinks.

CaptainViolence posted:

i know i've said this before somewhere but this is probably one of the funniest of the sad things i've ever seen on this site. there is legit research into using extremely small doses of LSD to combat addiction, and the mod basically decided that meant taking a massive dose would let a person speedrun rehab like it was TCCGDQ

barbecue at the folks posted:

The "best" thing about reading old TCC threads is seeing all the permabanned posters and realizing that they are banned for dying from OD'ng, not from shitposting. I think there was literally a poster (posters?) who began with "i'm just gonna start doing some recreational heroin like all the cool peeps around here are doing no worries i know what i'm doing" and their account gets banned after a year or so, having run their entire life off a cliff. I was in my early twenties and still interested in trying out all kinds of poo poo, but reading TCC scared me straight from ever getting involved with serious drugs. (H)arm reduction at work

Away all Goats posted:

Cocaine Bear posted:

A Motorola razr and a smashed-to-poo poo Gen 2 iPhone? This is some top level poo poo! Increase the budget!

Splicer posted:

Budget already increased by ~$600

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Are you missing a few zeros?

BiggerBoat posted:

Yeah, I count three in the photo

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1520161961937227776?s=20&t=UpEA3Yvtne_Xq_4OPpA9zg

SiKboy posted:

Honestly theres too many sharp edges and weird corners for that to read as a cast of a bone to me.

Essentially what I'm saying here is that its too square to be hip.

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Friend posted:

FFT posted:

alt.drugs or the Hive before Bluelight as far as SWIM

ocarina hospital teleport is an SA original, somewhere in this archived thread according to this post

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i want a taschen-level quality coffee table book of cops proudly posing by their lovely busts. here's eight officers from Nebraska huddled around a folding table with $17.36, a tomato knife and a freezer bag full of stems. here's the captain and his top men grinning like baboons at their contraband haul of some bandanas, a tre-bag from the 90s, and some loose off brand ziplocs. thank god they turned out the whole force in Butte to get those loose cigs off the street before some psycho tried to sell them.

Ainsley McTree posted:

say what you want about my posting but nobody ever had to call the cops about it

BadSamaritan posted:

we all know cops don’t give a poo poo about dealing with real crimes, anyway

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i want a taschen-level quality coffee table book of cops proudly posing by their lovely busts. here's eight officers from Nebraska huddled around a folding table with $17.36, a tomato knife and a freezer bag full of stems. here's the captain and his top men grinning like baboons at their contraband haul of some bandanas, a tre-bag from the 90s, and some loose off brand ziplocs. thank god they turned out the whole force in Butte to get those loose cigs off the street before some psycho tried to sell them.

90s Cringe Rock posted:

can we get a special appendix for the kent police problem solving task force

the haul: two bushes and a bench from the local park

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There's a "lovely crime guns" thread in tfr with pics of guns confiscated by police from all over. The British cops routinely seize, like, an ounce of weed and a potato peeler.

quote:

holy poo poo where to begin. I tried just a little and it was great. Slept most of the day. Few weeks later monday, i try a little more. I wake up tuesday night with a broken arm from crashing my motorcycle in a parking lot,, walk 30 miles the wrong direction home, in the middle of the night, Cop pulls me aside and wis wondering where I’m going (home No ID No money, no cellphone, but keys thankfully), I fail a sobriety test as it as 30 or so out raining and I was cold shivering so i think i got some leniancy. Thankfully he gave me a lift. Wakup wednesday to an email that said if I wasn’t in the hospital i was fired, and my fiances father called and said if I called her again he’d get a restraining order.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh you fucker

quote:

I bought a sheet of Che Guevara blotter paper off the net to apply mine to once it arrives. I got that one because it's just a simple black and white of the iconic picture everyone knows and I'm worried about ingesting a load of toxic ink. I have no idea how they print them but it seems like an unhealthy thing to eat. I would have gotten a blank sheet if I could. I sure as hell wouldn't make my own with an inkjet printer.

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I just had one square so i'll see if I turn into a ragging zombie.

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Took this shiuff on friday, maybe onyta a few git or ` 10 I don;r remenef Now a day leter and i feell on other planet, track a 6 pod tea to sttle down. Cant barlwly walk or anthing.

I can't have goone far or downwaything
Thisi stuff with will wreck you and make
Thnkgg I just need freech air

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I kook my first does friday and now it suddenly monday,I ‘m still too cross-eyed to write properly but never really had any positive effect during that time. Cant’ wait for this poo poo ti sbe to gone so I can juct get on wth wahat i’m doing.
Had a few fhours oa work and feel better. Very hard to forn any thoughtsm feel dizzy and crosseyed and very tried. I reality hope ll these clocks are correct.
Total zonbification.
Don’t think i’ll do again. Nasy Hangover at this amount.

seiferguy posted:

Babies in heaven, the eternal paradise, happy that other kids won't be coming in?

Babies have gentrified heaven, smdh

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/rarecandyio/status/1521548615579226114

lament.cfg posted:

They did slurpery on an ape

Outrail posted:

If I ever understand how NFT's work and think they are cool and good please fire me out of a cannon into a brick wall tia.


Isn't the money in my bank account an NFT? Isn't all stock an NFT?

Baron von Eevl posted:

No, those things are fungible. Like the $32 in your account doesn't refer to 32 specific bills kept in a file, any dollar you have in a bank is replaceable by any other dollar. Comparatively a ticket to wrestlemania is a unique thing for a specific seat, so that is not fungible.

Baron von Eevl posted:

No, those things are fungible. Like the $32 in your account doesn't refer to 32 specific bills kept in a file, any dollar you have in a bank is replaceable by any other dollar. Comparatively a ticket to wrestlemania is a unique thing for a specific seat, so that is not fungible.

haveblue posted:

I been slurped

All my juice gone