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worst thing about june
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that god drat terrible glass animals song that 41 11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo 75 20.22%
too hot 90 24.26%
amerikkka still exists 165 44.47%
Total: 243 votes
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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


kaleedity posted:

today i learned there's considerable federal funding for bulldozing schools that have been sites of mass shootings

*Clapping dirt off hands*
Problem solved!

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



we need to go back to powering our computers with steam

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/mitchellreports/status/1532050965871878146

is that a tiktok casket

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Joementum posted:

there's a new Attenborough BBC nature doc series with CGI dinos and it owns

is that actually good

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bury me in my Zune casket

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

trup

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

we live in hell

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


roof guns

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1532051361315049474?s=20&t=UXemNQC0hUkD93yQGZTe7w

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Oglethorpe posted:

someone has to protect the world from the Goa'uld

:golfclap:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


*tapping pen to temple*
What are some other good child casket jokes? Think! Think!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



"difficult patient" is one way of putting it I guess


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1532027514444468227

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

goth smoking cloves posted:

LIEBEALS WANT COUGARS TO GO TO SCHOOL!

Nice.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Lol, good to see that they figured out how to monetize school shootings, bet this is gonna make some fail child even richer.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol

quote:

In another meeting, Mr. Nasr told one executive to walk into the desert to die, so he could urinate on his grave, according to people who have worked directly with Mr. Nasr.

“I drive everybody like a slave,” Mr. Nasr said in another meeting, according to a recording heard by the Journal. “When they drop down dead, I celebrate. That’s how I do my projects.”

This is the first time I've heard about them being taskmasters with westerners. Normally they just save that for the slave labor.

People I know who have worked in the UAE just tell stories about rich failsons throwing enormous cheques at them for ridiculous vanity projects then being impossible to reach because everything shuts down at 2pm and they eventually just give up and disappear. One prince wanted a sports channel, and when asked which sports he wanted featured he just kept saying 'All of them'. He also wanted to 3D scan every athlete in the world.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


PSYCHO CRUSHAAAAAAA

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


https://twitter.com/WindyCityWxMan/status/1532045683733237760

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


heart disease claims another one

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lol

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

can confirm. on the 45th floor and just heard ttttttrrruuUUUUUMMMMmmmmmmmm

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Oh no, Mr. President!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Morbin' till the morb is through.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

i hope you like morbin too

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



WrasslorMonkey posted:

PSYCHO CRUSHAAAAAAA

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


owned

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

old and busted: haunted due to native american burial ground

new hotness: haunted due to being the site of an ancient school shooting

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

CODChimera posted:

is that actually good

it owns op

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Durf posted:

lol

This is the first time I've heard about them being taskmasters with westerners. Normally they just save that for the slave labor.

People I know who have worked in the UAE just tell stories about rich failsons throwing enormous cheques at them for ridiculous vanity projects then being impossible to reach because everything shuts down at 2pm and they eventually just give up and disappear. One prince wanted a sports channel, and when asked which sports he wanted featured he just kept saying 'All of them'. He also wanted to 3D scan every athlete in the world.

if you want to read about rich Saudi failson vanity projects the Garfield Eats thread in GBS is really funny

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


this is awful, I hope her family isnt from Ohio too

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Triple H's finisher is called the pedigree because his first gimmick was an elitist New England WASP

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
michael "the vamp man": today we have a standard binford lawnmower but we are gonna give it the power to subjugate mortal souls into it's thrall, thats right we're givin it

*in unison with audience*

MORB POWER

*vampire grunting*

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/grudging1/status/1531956158860255236?t=tpU5HV3c1J6LYWf_yP7mKA&s=19

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


makes sense, it's like how hurricane names get retired after a big one

by 2050 half the schools will be named after greek letters too

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Zerg Mans posted:

Triple H's finisher is called the pedigree because his first gimmick was an elitist New England WASP

Yea then one day he got injured, started taking roids while recovering from the injury, and returned to the ring in a pair of extremely tight jeans. The rest is history.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Zerg Mans posted:

Triple H's finisher is called the pedigree because his first gimmick was an elitist New England WASP

this is true, his original name was Honus Hugh Hilton III

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


looks like we'll have to out-organize harder

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/VoteRandyFineFL/status/1529380188433309696?s=20

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley is such an amazing name and gimmick though

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