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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

The Anime Liker posted:

Trump/Hillary rematch is too obvious for the series finale of America.

The writers are going to pull out something wild like Biden bows out, Harris runs, polls in the single digits, and in a desperate attempt to appeal to conservatives the dems prop up Manchin.

Meanwhile Desantis pulls ahead of Trump and Trump goes scorched earth on the republicans.

In the aftermath we end up with 3 fascist parties.

Bouncing it around in my head, I think my "favorite" outcome is that it becomes obvious early that Trump is gonna win the primary, and the Dems end up nominating Mitt Romney, or Evan McMullin. Full on White Horse prophecy.

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Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Bouncing it around in my head, I think my "favorite" outcome is that it becomes obvious early that Trump is gonna win the primary, and the Dems end up nominating Mitt Romney, or Evan McMullin. Full on White Horse prophecy.

i'm still pulling for normal biden/trump where biden loses but dies in december 2024 so kamala is installed president for 2 weeks to make sure 'first woman president' is the most asterisk-ridden loser prize possible, i think it has the most cosmic justice to it

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Zvahl posted:

i'm still pulling for normal biden/trump where biden loses but dies in december 2024 so kamala is installed president for 2 weeks to make sure 'first woman president' is the most asterisk-ridden loser prize possible, i think it has the most cosmic justice to it

Oh god it's this

*America goes full Gilead on January 22nd, 2025*

Trumpenwaffen: "We had a female president and now look how bad everything is"

The Anime Liker has issued a correction as of 16:54 on Jul 3, 2022

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ben Shapiro going on the BBC's hard hitting debate show and finding out some people don't immediately quit if you call them the power word: liberal

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/389432783304548352

https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/448240882710757376

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

projecthalaxy posted:

Ben Shapiro going on the BBC's hard hitting debate show and finding out some people don't immediately quit if you call them the power word: liberal

Andrew Neil, folks : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VixqvOcK8E

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
that laugh he does when accused of being on the left.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Andrew Neil being chairman of a political magazine that has a guy writing stuff like "In defence of the Wehrmacht" like 5 years ago

Also this magazines annual party if the favourite event of "centre left" politicians and they get really really mad when you question why they're at this party with literal fascist sympathisers

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MikeCrotch posted:

Andrew Neil being chairman of a political magazine that has a guy writing stuff like "In defence of the Wehrmacht" like 5 years ago

Also this magazines annual party if the favourite event of "centre left" politicians and they get really really mad when you question why they're at this party with literal fascist sympathisers

I've been saying for a while Ben Shapiro is our greatest living comedian.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


the only thing that could possibly be near as funny as Hillary running again is a Manchin/Sinema ticket and all the libs who have poo poo talked them for the last two years turning themselves inside out with VBNMW

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

exmachina posted:

There was a British program ages ago that pointed out that in a doomsday scenario you probably couldn't grow food even if you had control of land because the equipment to farm using non-mechanised methods doesn't exist, and modern crops basically need mechanisation so you gotta find heirloom seeds.

I mean the equipment probably won't just disappear and it's not that hard to make fuel. Learn to weld because you are going to have to fix and modify poo poo though.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

republicans aren’t going to let blue states leave

Just like last time.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


exmachina posted:

There was a British program ages ago that pointed out that in a doomsday scenario you probably couldn't grow food even if you had control of land because the equipment to farm using non-mechanised methods doesn't exist, and modern crops basically need mechanisation so you gotta find heirloom seeds.

Stockpiling corn seeds from the local garden store

Potatoes shouldn't be too hard to manage though. Can always grow more through division

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
Yeah tubers are probably your best bet. Grows on marginal land, can be grown from cuttings, stores well and doesn't need specialised equipment to harvest. In fact, here is a video from perhaps the most 'prepped' person of all time (turn on captions):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8MLpv_utfM

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Remember how Obama defunded ACORN because Republicans said mean things about them. Really have to wonder how many votes that has cost Democrats in the years since. The absolute cowardice of it is staggering. One chud with a camera and a lot of deceptive editing was all it took to overpower the actual president of the United States.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


Bullseye

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

the peterson/zizek "debate"

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

Zizek walking down the street dual-wielding hot dogs. good stuff but I'm struggling to find the underlying value of this action

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
trumped up trickle down

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
JP unable to wrap his mind around chubby chasers

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

Remember how Obama defunded ACORN because Republicans said mean things about them. Really have to wonder how many votes that has cost Democrats in the years since. The absolute cowardice of it is staggering. One chud with a camera and a lot of deceptive editing was all it took to overpower the actual president of the United States.

This one always confuses me because ACORN is a tenants union in the UK

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

Remember how Obama defunded ACORN because Republicans said mean things about them. Really have to wonder how many votes that has cost Democrats in the years since. The absolute cowardice of it is staggering. One chud with a camera and a lot of deceptive editing was all it took to overpower the actual president of the United States.

it was one of the first things his administration did lol

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it was one of the first things his administration did lol

Wow, must have earned him a lot of political capital.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Part of Kentucky's oath of office is swearing you've never fought in a duel with deadly weapons

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
https://twitter.com/hollywoodobsrvr/status/1465821779579092999

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

when the GOP shaped its stage like a Nordic rune

https://twitter.com/sarmedic911/status/1543948277392896001?s=21&t=l29TDzWh3z_XFwGZFEiWCg

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

He just got out of jail, didn't he? Let's get them together and see what happens!

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it was one of the first things his administration did lol

Had to establish the pattern early of just constantly surrendering to Republicans and being hated by them anyway.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
bipartisanship is when a democrat thanks a republican for spitting in their face. we're gonna get a lot of bipartisanship after the midterms.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Y2K

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

evobatman posted:

He just got out of jail, didn't he? Let's get them together and see what happens!

They could form a band and call it Foster the Hinckley

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

bipartisanship is when a democrat thanks a republican for spitting in their face. we're gonna get a lot of bipartisanship after the midterms.

but think of how many moderate REpublicans the dems will win over by showing themselves to be abject cowards, as we all know it's not like conservatives respect strength and despise weakness or something, no reason to believe they will be disgusted by constant self flagellation from Biden and the gang

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1410709115333234691

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
skillet o' unseasoned ground beef is some funny political poo poo

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



why is the cheese folded over like that?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Private Cumshoe posted:

skillet o' unseasoned ground beef is some funny political poo poo

goes so well with pork chops and sliced cheese

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

i cant stop laughing hysterically at that tweet lmfao

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

they're calling it pork and beans but I don't see any pork in there

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


do they really think that 16 cents is some sort of huge savings?

probably yes but it baffled me why they were so triumphant over one dime, a nickel, and a penny.

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

bedpan posted:

do they really think that 16 cents is some sort of huge savings?

probably yes but it baffled me why they were so triumphant over one dime, a nickel, and a penny.

Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working.

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