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Polybius91 posted:This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn’t exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever ‘really gone against him’ (you’ll see what I mean later).Nobody would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, “If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!” In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, “because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can’t do it.” And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. The students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn’t exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up. it was me I was the professor and i shitted my dockers when this happened
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Rubellavator posted:surely they won't just get gerrymandered or disenfranchised in one of a dozen other ways generally one doesn't concern oneself with the opinions of people they want to forcibly relocate for political purposes
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# ? Jul 13, 2022 18:31 |
Zvahl posted:well their tweets do cause rather amazing levels of psychic damage so it scans bing bing bong bong so simple
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# ? Jul 13, 2022 18:32 |
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Zvahl posted:well their tweets do cause rather amazing levels of psychic damage so it scans did this guy really think he could make more than a million people move to a different state, by tweeting that senate seats would be in reach
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loquacius posted:did this guy really think he could make more than a million people move to a different state, by tweeting that senate seats would be in reach Yes.
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what's that? Senate seats can be in reach for the extremely competent Democratic Party, if I simply uproot my entire life and move to loving Nebraska, with the only caveat being that 199,999 other people have to do it too? I like those odds!
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hobbesmaster posted:yes let’s increase the population of the Dakota by like 1/3 overnight, sure there will be no issues with this. Lol just remembering the horror stories from ND during the shale oil boom a few years ago just absolutely incapable of providing enough housing or other services WY would be even worse because holy shot is that place desolate
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goddamn smythe, i know the admins are lazy but 12 hours later and still nothing? smdh
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Lol just remembering the horror stories from ND during the shale oil boom a few years ago just absolutely incapable of providing enough housing or other services for a brief moment some oil towns in ND were the most expensive housing in the country. lots of people sleeping in their trucks and hoping they didn’t freeze to death
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1546976647517474816?s=20&t=C9z4dCs0y42bOtTPN3_Xug hmm i wonder where anti-bush support is really coming from... https://twitter.com/mistergeezy/status/1547217230055743489 C/O Canary pro-genocide fund An aside: One of the mainstays of the pro-palestinian movement in STL was Hedy, a holocaust survivor. RIP. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Epstein guidoanselmi has issued a correction as of 18:52 on Jul 13, 2022 |
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didn't know hunter was a liz warren supporter
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Fly Molo posted:for a brief moment some oil towns in ND were the most expensive housing in the country. lots of people sleeping in their trucks and hoping they didn’t freeze to death It didn’t last long though. Williston crashed hard and somehow that took people by surprise because people are idiots
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What kind of sicko would move to Dakota just to vote for a Democrat
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HashtagGirlboss posted:It didn’t last long though. Williston crashed hard and somehow that took people by surprise because people are idiots yeah a lot of half-built motels went bankrupt lol
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Polybius91 posted:This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn’t exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever ‘really gone against him’ (you’ll see what I mean later).Nobody would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, “If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!” In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, “because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can’t do it.” And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. The students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn’t exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up. does anyone have the one where its richard dawkins and the marine transforms into a bear and they fight apocalypse style
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lmao lemme just move to loving nebraska and surround myself with corn and meth so that kamala can be my president lolol
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gradenko_2000 posted:What kind of sicko would move to Dakota just to vote for a Democrat You could probably convince me to move to western Montana if you made the deal really sweet. Not to vote for Dems though. Utah’s nice to visit but it’s got a looming water crisis nobody wants to talk about and also run by a religious theocracy that isn’t going to let you wrest away power without a hell of a fight. Wyoming is just too desolate even if it’s really pretty. But Jfc the dakotas or Nebraska? gently caress right off
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KirbyKhan posted:As a TGRS alumni, the poster is loving right about Fluffdaddy. I can't empty quote it in thread because I am a coward and I'm not eating the ban+30
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is pepsi ok posted:lmao lemme just move to loving nebraska and surround myself with corn and meth so that kamala can be my president lolol sounds like a good time minus the kamala tbh
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KirbyKhan posted:As a TGRS alumni, the poster is loving right about Fluffdaddy. I can't empty quote it in thread because I am a coward and I'm not eating the ban+30 PM it to me, idgaf
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lol
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lobster shirt posted:does anyone have the one where its richard dawkins and the marine transforms into a bear and they fight apocalypse style Some Internet Guy posted:A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
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gradenko_2000 posted:What kind of sicko would move to Dakota just to vote for a Democrat gonna quit my job and leave my friends and family behind to move to a place where the ballot is just a long list of Rs running uncontested
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guidoanselmi posted:hmm i wonder where anti-bush support is really coming from... literal carpetbagging in support of a rapist because eew icky leftist said palestine cori bush is garbage because she's a democrat but holy poo poo this party is bad
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Always been partial to this version A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
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loquacius posted:gonna quit my job and leave my friends and family behind to move to a place where the ballot is just a long list of Rs running uncontested it’s the same blind spot democrats have to all of the challenges of life: how are you supposed to survive there? how are you supposed to find a job, housing, survive without any friends or family? their answer for all poor people in all contexts is “not my problem, they’ll either figure it out or they won’t” and the same applies here. it’s not their problem if somebody listens to them, moves their whole family a thousand miles across the country, and ends up homeless with frostbite. it’s called personal responsibility.
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lol
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gradenko_2000 posted:What kind of sicko would move to Dakota just to vote for a Democrat a Democrat
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hahaha thank you
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quote:It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” quote:An eagle named “Small Government” lol
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Zvahl posted:literal carpetbagging in support of a rapist because eew icky leftist said palestine FWIW I met her once or twice but never really got to know her, but same activist circles. Friends & acquaintances respected her & her work. There were a few shitheads in the activist community in STL and she was not one. I escaped from STL before she won so dunno what happened since give or take social media.
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guidoanselmi posted:FWIW I met her once or twice but never really got to know her, but same activist circles. Friends & acquaintances respected her & her work. There were a few shitheads in the activist community in STL and she was not one. I escaped from STL before she won so dunno what happened since give or take social media. sure, but if she's going to capitulate when big mommy pelosi demands 40 billion azov funbux, she's going to capitulate whenever there is any actual chance something good will happen, or be one of the people in discussions to find the right number of democrats to prevent actual change, anyway the party is rot, participating in the party means you will stand for absolutely nothing when demanded to by the interests of blood money
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Zvahl posted:sure, but if she's going to capitulate when big mommy pelosi demands 40 billion azov funbux, she's going to capitulate whenever there is any actual chance something good will happen, or be one of the people in discussions to find the right number of democrats to prevent actual change, anyway
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https://twitter.com/royermattw/status/1547281970278944769
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# ? Jul 13, 2022 19:29 |
I really liked when Tulsi had the supervillain hair with the gray streak. More politicians should have cartoon supervillain hair.
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cool, new avatar
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Nichael posted:cool, new avatar bouncy pelosi was funnier
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Fly Molo posted:bouncy pelosi was funnier yeah, I'm also not sure what lovely thing I'm supposed to stop. I assure you, I have too many lovely qualities and habits to narrow it down.
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Nichael posted:cool, new avatar
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