|
Imagine being Franz Ferdinand. All you are remembered for is dying inconveniently. LOL.
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 16:39 |
|
|
# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:41 |
|
Facebook Aunt posted:Imagine being Franz Ferdinand. All you are remembered for is dying inconveniently. LOL. People will always remember Take Me Out.
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 16:47 |
|
Imagine being remembered lol
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 16:47 |
|
RFC2324 posted:I was just thinking about the goon who accidentally invaded Syria Vasudus posted:I once scraped the side of a very angry CWO4's humvee with mine because I was getting mail for the unit by myself, and I misjudged how much space I had to make a sharp turn in the parking area.
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 16:53 |
|
Bonus:
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 17:11 |
|
RFC2324 posted:I was just thinking about the goon who accidentally invaded Syria Oh he intentionally went
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 18:46 |
|
Milo and POTUS posted:Oh he intentionally went lol, not caro he also invaded libya
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 19:11 |
|
Was libya technically a goon project
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 19:40 |
|
I'm sure more than 0 people think it was a Goon Swarm plot.... somehow.
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 19:53 |
|
Ghost Leviathan posted:Was libya technically a goon project A boondoggle where no one learned any lessons? Then yes
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 20:16 |
|
CharlestheHammer posted:A boondoggle where no one learned any lessons? goondoggle
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:06 |
|
SyNack Sassimov posted:goondoggle lol
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:11 |
|
Facebook Aunt posted:Imagine being Franz Ferdinand. All you are remembered for is dying inconveniently. LOL. better than his previous accolade of "only in charge because of successful pedo suicide pact"
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:15 |
|
Malachite_Dragon posted:Abe was not nearly as beloved by his country as Franz Ferdinand was by his. Also it was a Japanese man who did the deed. I’m going to deny that the incident ever happened. It’s what Abe would have wanted.
|
# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:32 |
|
Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:oh god i once smoked too much JWH-18, and started having a massive panic attack. i tried typing "weed panic attack symptoms" into google, it took me like three minutes to peck out each letter, and when i looked at the screen before i hit enter what i actually typed into google was like "wer2h aaopfg nbada ghbad" and so i had a choice - i could call 911, or i could simply lay down and die. i decided i was not a narc so i laid down in my bed, prepared to meet my death due to overdose. after a couple hours i was fine but it was god loving awful up until then, grappling with death Milo and POTUS posted:I don't really think it's narcing to call an ambulance lol Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:in my defense, i was so high i thought i was going to die so i was not entirely making rational decisions
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:42 |
|
SyNack Sassimov posted:goondoggle
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:48 |
|
It isn't narcing to call an ambulance as long as you're sure the cops aren't listening in on the call. We will however make fun of you afterwards for getting high and calling an ambulance.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:53 |
|
The first time a mate got really drunk he called home in the middle of the night, bellowed "MOTHER? I HAVE BEEN DRUGGED!", hung up, and lost his cell phone.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 01:28 |
|
The Anime Liker posted:World War 3 started when a phrenology cultist threw a bunch of mentos in a diet coke and pointed it at a yakuza guy having doodoo cramps in a gas station parking lot. I thought he was mad at the cult, not a member himself
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 01:32 |
|
3D Megadoodoo posted:The first time a mate got really drunk he called home in the middle of the night, bellowed "MOTHER? I HAVE BEEN DRUGGED!", hung up, and lost his cell phone. Fantastic prank
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 01:34 |
|
Pirate Radar posted:I thought he was mad at the cult, not a member himself His mom was a member and he was made at them for stealing her money.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 01:37 |
|
3D Megadoodoo posted:The first time a mate got really drunk he called home in the middle of the night, bellowed "MOTHER? I HAVE BEEN DRUGGED!", hung up, and lost his cell phone. I had a roommate in college who took waaaay too much lsd at a concert and had to leave, then on the way home called his mom, told her he was going to die, then threw his phone out the window when my other roommate tried to grab it to clarify. He arrived home to myself and a group of my friends having dinner and decided we were throwing a funeral for him, so he freaked out even more and took off into the street. College was fun. His mom showed up 2 hours later and was extremely understanding.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 02:17 |
|
Chemicals, man. They'll gently caress you up.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 06:24 |
|
I've done a lot of drugs in my time and I've never gotten the whole "I'm dying" thing. The only people I know who experienced it (n=2 out of MANY) were so cripplingly neurotic that, like, I get it. But people thinking it is normal is just *wild* to me.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 06:49 |
|
My entire life for the last 15 years has been constant stress and watching people bleed out and die in front of me or shoveling dead kids off pavement so I'm pretty sure if I took hallucinogens it wouldn't be fun. I just want my scotch and melatonin gummies and muscle relaxers.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 07:07 |
|
2nd Amendment posted:I've done a lot of drugs in my time and I've never gotten the whole "I'm dying" thing. The only people I know who experienced it (n=2 out of MANY) were so cripplingly neurotic that, like, I get it. But people thinking it is normal is just *wild* to me. It's because those are the only stories people hear about drugs. Nobody tells stories like "The first time my friend got high he watched Adult Swim for 8 hours and fell asleep on the couch".
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 07:27 |
|
The Anime Liker posted:My entire life for the last 15 years has been constant stress and watching people bleed out and die in front of me or shoveling dead kids off pavement so I'm pretty sure if I took hallucinogens it wouldn't be fun. I just want my scotch and melatonin gummies and muscle relaxers. Try some weed with that? The mellow stuff, not the paranoia stuff.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 07:29 |
|
The Anime Liker posted:My entire life for the last 15 years has been constant stress and watching people bleed out and die in front of me or shoveling dead kids off pavement so I'm pretty sure if I took hallucinogens it wouldn't be fun. I just want my scotch and melatonin gummies and muscle relaxers. That's not a funny joke. My grandfather fell off a guard tower.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 07:48 |
|
Khizan posted:It's because those are the only stories people hear about drugs. Nobody tells stories like "The first time my friend got high he watched Adult Swim for 8 hours and fell asleep on the couch". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnwFmaLiKl4
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 08:38 |
|
Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Chemicals, man. They'll gently caress you up. No poo poo. I started out with oxygen and I ended up in this thread.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 09:14 |
|
Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:(This keeps timing out on the app trying to send. Maybe it’s the universe trying to send me a message. Nah couldn’t be that) I’m not even leaving in the URL. The funny part here it the mod note. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Jul 14, 2022 |
# ? Jul 14, 2022 09:53 |
|
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 10:09 |
|
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 10:47 |
|
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 10:52 |
|
i liked the one with sound Video Nasty posted:It needed a little something 🔊
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 10:55 |
|
Paladinus posted:People will always remember Take Me Out. lol Related-unrelated, I somehow always confuse Franz Ferdinand with the Kaiser Chiefs, and your joke response shone a new light on that.
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 13:51 |
|
Khizan posted:It's because those are the only stories people hear about drugs. Nobody tells stories like "The first time my friend got high he watched Adult Swim for 8 hours and fell asleep on the couch". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VIehY0Y7lQ
|
# ? Jul 14, 2022 14:17 |
|
2nd Amendment posted:I tried playing max payne recently but ever since I went nofap I've found that the only release for my masculine energy is dwarf fortress. dwarf fortress is a game like mine craft where you build a settlement with your dwarfs. Like the school in Uvalde, it is important to only have one entrance to your fort and to make sure the gate (door) is strong to keep out monsters. Some get in anyway. Recently one of my migrants was a were-elephant. I did not know that until he transformed inside my fortress. My militia was underdeveloped and through happenstance almost entirely female. So when they went to fight the werecreature they carried their children with them. Similar to what happened in Texas, many children died and those that survived carry wounds both physical (missing limbs) and mental (bad thoughts). Some may even repeat the cycle of violence, I'll know when the next transformation hits. Though Uvalde also reminds me of one of my biggest failures. I was still learning how borrows worked and my militia won't go outside to fight the invading goblins. I had them tricked out in adamantine but they just chilled inside the fort. I feel like the current regulatory "cancel culture" makes police afraid to act in case they get accused of racism so in many ways it works like the borrows setting in DF. We need to unrestricted their movement so they can go back to killing goblins and fighting werecreatures (even if it means a few dead kids) in order for everyone to survive. Nigmaetcetera posted:For the love of christ start masturbating again
|
# ? Jul 15, 2022 00:01 |
|
I gotta say I REALLY don't get what's going on with Shdbob//Incel'shok Na/Vitruvian Manic or whatever they'll call themself next. If it's a gimmick it's too weird and disturbing to be enjoyable and if they're just that way then I don't know why they're not perma'd yet, because gatDAMN.
|
# ? Jul 15, 2022 00:38 |
|
|
# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:41 |
|
Lemniscate Blue posted:I gotta say I REALLY don't get what's going on with Shdbob//Incel'shok Na/Vitruvian Manic or whatever they'll call themself next. If it's a gimmick it's too weird and disturbing to be enjoyable and if they're just that way then I don't know why they're not perma'd yet, because gatDAMN. Yeah, it's not even someone being completely deranged in a way that's amusing like the guy who thinks we can solve COVID by destroying organized religion. It's just weird serial killer vibes.
|
# ? Jul 15, 2022 00:49 |