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I know that representation the quality the plaintiffs had is probably not cheap, but goddamn that entire team was incredible. It helps when the Defenses council is as loving terrible as it was.
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SalTheBard posted:I know that representation the quality the plaintiffs had is probably not cheap, but goddamn that entire team was incredible. It helps when the Defenses council is as loving terrible as it was. They work pro-bono I'm pretty sure, because careers are made out of cases like this.
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SalTheBard posted:I know that representation the quality the plaintiffs had is probably not cheap, but goddamn that entire team was incredible. It helps when the Defenses council is as loving terrible as it was. I don't beleive it costed them anything. I think the firm was footing the bill.
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Digital Jedi posted:I don't beleive it costed them anything. I think the firm was footing the bill. gently caress yeah even better. EDIT: I'm bummed Alex doesn't have to be there when the decision has been made.
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Checked my phone on my lunchbreak, saw 800 unread posts, I thought maybe Alex Jones leaped of the witness stand and bit the judge. This is genuinely even more insane. All of his loving texts.
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Aug 3, 2022 22:45
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the loving COUGHING ugggghhhhh
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Maybe he can get through his whole show without coughing because he is more easily able to medicate in his studio than in a court of law.
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YggiDee posted:Checked my phone on my lunchbreak, saw 800 unread posts, I thought maybe Alex Jones leaped of the witness stand and bit the judge. This is genuinely even more insane. All of his loving texts. That's probably the best part. I was hoping for an Alex Jones meltdown freakout but this was about 100 times better. The freakout comes on his show tonight.
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Aug 3, 2022 22:46
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tbh Jones looks legitimately sick, and the sweating could be a result of a COVID fever lol if so
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bigperm posted:It would be crazy if the jury came back with a verdict today, considering they don't even have the evidence yet. Their blue collar minds couldn't possibly fathom it, and even if possible, the judge's cloven hooves couldn't sign anything. They have to all go to a Hilary Clinton child murder orgy to regroup. Its like you know nothing about the justice system! Also Alex remembered to cough lots again. Mind control poison gas no doubt making him say these things.
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https://twitter.com/ElBartoArmy/status/1554914485369970689?t=-MBS0wqaNd2lSomm0ph9dg&s=19
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I wonder how many nuclear wars Alex will predict on his next show.
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The fact that he's going to be hosed by the contents of his phone in who knows how many different ways as a result of this trial is better than any damages I could have hoped for. But I still hope for a lot of damages.
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BigglesSWE posted:I wonder how many nuclear wars Alex will predict on his next show. My guy, Alex may shoot himself on his next show based on the number of parties who have said they want to subpoena those phone records. The January 6th committee has already said they want it.
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Wait what the gently caress did that plaintiff lawyer just say? There are a bunch of well-armed angry people, one of whom was heard to say "Don't let them see the rifle" What the christ
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BigglesSWE posted:They work pro-bono I'm pretty sure, because careers are made out of cases like this. For once Alex was right about something when he said the phone record release was a Perry Mason moment for Mark.
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Sir Tonk posted:was that jordan? I think Jordan is back in Chicago. He tweeted earlier that he was leaving to catch a flight.
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Goddamn I who would have guessed that that falling start I wished on really was magic. Funny about that monkey's paw I found the same night though.
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when do they play rock paper scissors to see who stays in the building while the rest go get beers?
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Catastrophe posted:I thought he was Alpha Man Supreme Manly Mode. Why couldn't he just take out an attacker on his own? he has a torn larynx
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As we're entering insane-o-land I'm going to predict that the jury awards $150M, Alex Jones moans that Infowars in its entirety is worth that much, the plaintiffs' attorneys say "hey, that works" and the plaintiffs are awarded the entirety of Free Speech Systems, Inc. as their monetary award. They then sell FSS to... GEORGE SOROS!!! 
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If anyone missed the cross examination, the plaintiff's legal team smeared their faces with blood and proceeded to stab him for several hours. VVV: Could this be added to the OP please? It was the moment when a trial involving alex jones suddenly got crazy, even given the baseline is well... a trial involving alex jones.
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In case anyone that didn't see the thread wants to see it, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4008312&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=102#post525291340 Here is where the nuclear bomb drops about getting the phone
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Well that was an interesting way to spend some time today. I'm dying to know what the damages will be. My pessimistic guess is like a few million each, but we'll see. I didn't know the whole thing about capped punitive damages. Clearly <1 million is kind of laughable as a punishment. So does the money come out of the business? Or is it just Alex Jones?
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Eeyo posted:Well that was an interesting way to spend some time today. i think it'd come out of infowars
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At this point I would only be slightly surprised if the Jury came back to the Judge with a question about what to do with this item the defendants put into evidence listed as "my gmail account password, my briefcase code, and a list of the three wacky digits on the back of each of FSS' company credit cards"
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ElegantFugue posted:At this point I would only be slightly surprised if the Jury came back to the Judge with a question about what to do with this item the defendants put into evidence listed as "my gmail account password, my briefcase code, and a list of the three wacky digits on the back of each of FSS' company credit cards" "Whatever you want."
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Is it good to have the jury deliberate for a long time or is it bad?
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SalTheBard posted:In case anyone that didn't see the thread wants to see it, Could we add that to the OP? Fantastic moment.
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Tree Dude posted:The fact that he's going to be hosed by the contents of his phone in who knows how many different ways as a result of this trial is better than any damages I could have hoped for. He's probably going to have to redo his whole divorce. And his ex-wife hates him. He might skate past the Jan 6 committee. He may avoid other charges. But she wants to hurt him.
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Hollismason posted:Is it good to have the jury deliberate for a long time or is it bad? I think if they need a long time that implies there are a lot of different opinions thrown about which would likely be good news for the defence.
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Eeyo posted:So does the money come out of the business? Or is it just Alex Jones? They're all the same thing.
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So, in the cross, Alex Jones' phone data magically appears and his defense did nothing about it, and its likely to be used in Jan 6th trial about overthrowing the government. If nothing else, Jones can recoup all the payouts in this conspiracy's mileage.
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SalTheBard posted:In case anyone that didn't see the thread wants to see it,
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Alex Jones reportedly asked the attorney "You mean ALL my texts? Including the ones with the Senator?" after the cameras were off. Attorney responded "Yes, there's going to be a fallout"
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The Alchemist posted:Alex Jones reportedly asked the attorney "You mean ALL my texts? Including the ones with the Senator?" after the cameras were off. Attorney responded "Yes, there's going to be a fallout" Holy poo poo. Who had the ear on it? I want to know more 
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