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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh come think of the raw animal magnetism he possesses. The pure masculinity. If he can get this worked up about Obama just imagine the power he'd unleash at orgasm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Christ pull up thread

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
What's the matter too demonic to think about Alex Jones pulling down his pants before he pounds the Satanic secrets out of your globalist rear end?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What's the matter too demonic to think about Alex Jones pulling down his pants before he pounds the Satanic secrets out of your globalist rear end?

Is Jones a Satanist chaser cause if he’s pounding my rear end…

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm not kidding folks. I saw the devil in there! It was like the gates of hell opening wide to greet me!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Digital Jedi posted:

https://twitter.com/NYTLiz/status/1557842521694380033?s=20&t=Tag5PFfoeUAOVIH91LMMBQ

Oh look who made money after the damages were annoucned. And actually needs more money to cover the cost of all the inventory he needs cause he selling so much!!

Hearing for this is scheduled for 1PM today - I found it on the court's calendar because I'm a weirdo. See page 3 -https://ecf.txsb.uscourts.gov/BKWebCalendar

Edit: Here's the link with the call in information - https://www.txs.uscourts.gov/page/united-states-bankruptcy-judge-christopher-m-lopez

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Randalor posted:

"My company is bankrupt because I keep selling out of all my product and have to buy more" is certainly... A strategy. Not sure I would want to say that I'm ONLY making almost a million a week when trying to convince a court that I have no money though.

There was an episode where Alex was specifically asking viewers to donate money that they could use to then buy their products which they could sell back to viewers.

Not like, a loan so they can buy supplies and repay when sufficient profit has been realized off of the sale of goods. Straight-up "give me money to buy things that I will sell to you."

I mean, that's an amazing grift. Goddamn do I wish I could run a business like that.

Randalor posted:

I listened to the Behind the Bastards episodes on Alex Jones, and they talked about his early career. It definitely seemed like early on, he was much less 100% conspiracy nut, and it seems much easier to believe that early Alex Jones-as-we-know-him WAS more of a character than how he actually was, but over time, 9/11 broke him and he fell into the fear mongering snake oil salesman mindset that ended up taking root in his brain.

I know it was mentioned it earlier, but somewhat. He was always prone to conspiracies, but as he became a bigger name he would then slowly pepper his talking points with the Bircher poo poo he grew up with until they're now interchangeable. "Globalists want to take over the United States by opening the borders to illegals" is far enough away from literal extraterrestrials controlling the United Nations, but the John Birch Society was always full of conspiracy theories and Alex Jones was raised on JBS talking points.

mojo1701a fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Aug 12, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXfkeZWGH-4

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I just listened to Knowledge Fight 228 titled Old Alex Clips which features what Dan could cobble together from his Public Access days and it's a lot of the same poo poo.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
KF boys are over on The Majoirty Report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Fpa-j47WA

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Digital Jedi posted:

KF boys are over on The Majoirty Report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Fpa-j47WA

They're actually watchable here, I dunno what happened with the last appearance. nerves maybe.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


wit posted:

They're actually watchable here, I dunno what happened with the last appearance. nerves maybe.

They mentioned that the CNN format really put them off their stride. Apparently you can't see the interviewer.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
I have to say that I am more than a little impressed that many of you have the ability to listen to that many episodes of a podcast entirely about Alex Jones. That's just

so much alex jones

why would you do this?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


HonorableTB posted:

I have to say that I am more than a little impressed that many of you have the ability to listen to that many episodes of a podcast entirely about Alex Jones. That's just

so much alex jones

why would you do this?

It's good background noise while I'm playing truck sim. Also I like to hear the origins of conspiracies.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

I have developed a morbid interest in Q anon/alt right stuff over the last few years and Jones is a driving force in that arena

Also the bankruptcy court hearing on the motion to amend is now live

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Livetweet thread for those who want to follow along

https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558154036435714051?s=20&t=oTPZ93cTI47yXG4nh15ymA

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Randalor posted:

"My company is bankrupt because I keep selling out of all my product and have to buy more" is certainly... A strategy. Not sure I would want to say that I'm ONLY making almost a million a week when trying to convince a court that I have no money though.

turns out it was probably just accounting manipulations

https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558113415780081670

they're saying they need more money to pay this middleman that was established immediately before the trial

wouldn't be surprising if supply numbers had been manipulated to control sales too, allowing Jones to show lower revenue at the start of the trial

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
This is literally just the PQPR scam again, where he claimed to owe a bunch of money to his supplier but the "supplier" is just Alex Jones under the name of someone related to him.
https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558155995091816450
https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558156954106994689

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
This is all an extremely brazen and transparent attempt to shield assets from judgement, and I hope the law is equipped to handle it.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

ryde posted:

This is all an extremely brazen and transparent attempt to shield assets from judgement, and I hope the law is equipped to handle it.

I mean, in the end it was the IRS that jailed Al Capone. Maybe I'm naive, but I'm under the impression the US government tends to go after tax evasion on such a large scale with the fury of a thousand suns. If you don't want to pay taxes, go through the same loopholes all the other rich people and corporations do

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Alex Jones would be less able to obfuscate finances and hold up restitution if he were nailed to a cross.

Justice system is a joke.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



kntfkr posted:

Alex Jones would be less able to obfuscate finances and hold up restitution if he were nailed to a cross.

My God man, don't you know that if you nailed Alex to a cross, all he would have to do is UNLEASH HIS ALPHA MALE SUPERVITALITY GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS OMEGAFORCE BRAWN PILLS, AND JUST SNAP THE CROSS LIKE A TWIG AND BEAT US ALL TO DEATH WITH IT?

I can see him making a pitch like that on Infowars if they even mentioned crucifying him in any context.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

ryde posted:

This is all an extremely brazen and transparent attempt to shield assets from judgement, and I hope the law is equipped to handle it.

rest assured that bankruptcy courts are extremely used to dodgy men in suits trying to hide assets while faking a bankruptcy to get out of something

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Shwartz, the restructuring guy Alex hired, is gettin real crotchety because his lack of due diligence is getting exposed

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

wit posted:

in fairness, a young alex jones was pretty athletic. I wish people really would get off his looks and focus on his monstrous acts of willful neglect that could possibly get people killed - or likely have gotten and we aren't aware of. He a big fatty red man and he peepee pix maybe. Theres no point locking the thread until proper news about him and sandy hook happens because in the time its taking me to type this some other poo poo has probably already happened god damnit. Hes just a big red fat man peepee pix pinata.

Shut the gently caress up

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Anyhow the bankruptcy proceedings are where the blood is at. I can’t wait for the completion of a glorious and long discovery.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Wow the Shwartz guy is getting really feisty

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

No you don't understand! Everything is (ungh) hosed. Somehow George W Bush and Trump will (ungh oh yeah) tag team to get him out from under this and (ungh yeah I'm almost there) nothing will change and nothing good can ever happen - :matters::fh:

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558172936921649154

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






Blew Assention

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


Genuinely this man did all but nothing to look into this deal after it was presented as a fiat accompli

He also still does not have the metrics on what shipping cost when Free Speech Systems was running their own logistics, so he has no idea if it's cheaper now that it's outsourced (spoilers: its almost certainly loving NOT)

This is so clearly a shell game it's hilarious

They'll be back in 10ish minutes with the owner of Blue Ascension

Edit - they're back and confirmed the current witness is the owner of Blue Ascension

KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Aug 12, 2022

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

So the guy running the 'independent' logistics company that now handles shipping Jones' pills was hired on to be a "beacon of health" at free speech systems and essentially worked as Alex Jones' assistant for 4 years till 2020

Oh and he was hired on after 10 years as Jones' personal trainer

Edit: he left FSS in Feb 2022. 'his' company took over logistics for FSS in mid-July

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Wait, it's started already? Goddamn I need to catch up.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Oh my goodness
https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558202740878237697?t=n2YVM20YLy49oRINIDPc3Q&s=19
Essentially Alex told him to spin it off, gave him free rent for the warehouse, planned the date of the spin off with him...

Not great

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Both sides rested, time for brief closings

Judge sounds very tired

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
How can they be this bad at this?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/5DollarFeminist/status/1558211219877675008

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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


Only for 12 days as the motion was to modify the interim order not the final order, since there's no final order yet

Also the judge sounds suuuuuper reluctant to be doing this, but he doesn't see a choice since fulfillment needs to happen to get more money from customers to then pass along to the sandy hook folks

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