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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

goatface posted:

I want one, and a wide range of automotive glass to test it on.

Going for a walk will solve the second one.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


codo27 posted:

I always feel like I could make a career creating brand names for Chinese junk manufacturers so they wouldn't have to sell poo poo under random gibberish names. I guess the margins are too low for them to bother about any such thing. I didn't think Lunex was such a bad name for the shades my wife gave me, til I looked closer and realized its actually Luenx. I mean you can buy tons of literal counterfeit poo poo with actual logos on there, so they cant be that concerned about possible copyright infringement?

Xiaomi makes me mad because I want their phones in the west, where our phone market is dominated and castrated by apple and samsung just releasing tiny incremental upgrades and not pushing the envelope in the least.

Oh, yes, I definitely want Chinese phones with Chinese government back doors into everything I say or do, for certain.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Darchangel posted:

Oh, yes, I definitely want Chinese phones with Chinese government back doors into everything I say or do, for certain.

Buddy. Fella. Got some bad news about western phones. poo poo's the same everywhere. Thanks for the random sinophobia though.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

value-brand cereal posted:

Buddy. Fella. Got some bad news about western phones. poo poo's the same everywhere. Thanks for the random sinophobia though.

Weird overreaction to an objective truth about the Chinese government loving to spy on people


But yes the US government does it just as much. They probably disappear fewer people though.


Also I really like my Huawei phone

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

My partner was sanding and staining some sticks for an art project yesterday and today she's getting adds for loving sticks and stumps from wayfare. I mean worry about the gov't back door, sure, but everything you even say around your phone is immediately sold to anyone with a buck.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

VictualSquid posted:

Most people know that Xiaomi is the closest thing to a respected brand that actually sells through aliexpress, so slapping their trademark on it makes it sound like quality. There are a few other companies in smaller niches, like expiff or seagull.

The closest thing I have bought to a Chinese brand name on Aliexpress is either the knife brand Shibazi, who do not have an official store, or Meanwell power supplies, who do have an official store but are based in Taiwan.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

codo27 posted:

Xiaomi makes me mad because I want their phones in the west, where our phone market is dominated and castrated by apple and samsung just releasing tiny incremental upgrades and not pushing the envelope in the least.

Can't you just import one from Singapore via gearbest or whatever? Or do US carriers still do poo poo stuff like blocking handsets they don't approve of?

I don't see them locally anymore but they were definitely available in Australia for a while.

I use OnePlus phones in Australia, they are so much cheaper than a Samsung/apple device that I consider it self-insuring for if I break it and can't get it fixed since they aren't present in the local market.

norp fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Aug 18, 2022

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

codo27 posted:


Xiaomi makes me mad because I want their phones in the west

I'm guessing you mean north America as Xiaomi have been selling in Europe for a while.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

ante posted:

Weird overreaction to an objective truth about the Chinese government loving to spy on people


But yes the US government does it just as much. They probably disappear fewer people though.


Also I really like my Huawei phone

Weird to single out a single country as if the rest of them aren't as horrible.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
But even if one were to concede that all countries doing bad things makes them equally bad, why would you want more surveillance by additional parties? Is an off brand phone that much better price/performance to get the extra eyeballs on your data?

Hutla
Jun 5, 2004

It's mechanical

norp posted:

Can't you just import one from Singapore via gearbest or whatever? Or do US carriers still do poo poo stuff like blocking handsets they don't approve of?

I don't see them locally anymore but they were definitely available in Australia for a while.

I use OnePlus phones in Australia, they are so much cheaper than a Samsung/apple device that I consider it self-insuring for if I break it and can't get it fixed since they aren't present in the local market.

Yes, they do still block handsets they don’t approve of. I had to switch carriers because AT&T decided to start blocking a OnePlus phone that I’d had on their network for years because T-Mobile started selling them through their store. I moved to Google and they got real lovely and wouldn’t release my phone number for over a week.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

value-brand cereal posted:

Buddy. Fella. Got some bad news about western phones. poo poo's the same everywhere. Thanks for the random sinophobia though.

There’s absolutely nothing a Xiaomi phone does better than a Samsung or Apple phone, regardless of what the marketing specs say.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Everett False posted:

I actually tried to buy this stupid thing, for the record, but it never showed and the many identical listings have all disappeared. I guess if I want a Gramophone Sound System Sound Amplifier Accessory I'll have to shell out $130 on Etsy. :sigh:

They refunded me no problem, so I will continue to learn nothing about buying overpriced garbage.

I 3D Printed one that hooks over the top of our shower glass and lets me listen to the news while showering.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Chemmy posted:

There’s absolutely nothing a Xiaomi phone does better than a Samsung or Apple phone, regardless of what the marketing specs say.

If you buy it on aliexpress, it's 30-40% cheaper than a Samsung phone. Just make sure it has a Qualcomm chip not a MediaTek chip

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!

Chemmy posted:

There’s absolutely nothing a Xiaomi phone does better than a Samsung or Apple phone, regardless of what the marketing specs say.

There was a period of time where Xiaomi had a significant edge against Samsung in the 'our batteries do not explode' department

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I've bought several Xiaomi phones for my mom, not sure if the CPP is spying on her but they work well for her and were much cheaper than comparable Samsung phones.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I don’t trust Samsung with my data.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWvEQYsgV88

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.

Everett False posted:

I actually tried to buy this stupid thing, for the record,

I see what you did there.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


stephenthinkpad posted:

If you buy it on aliexpress, it's 30-40% cheaper than a Samsung phone. Just make sure it has a Qualcomm chip not a MediaTek chip

A new development. I own a Poco X3 Pro (part of Xiaomi) and I am being actively denied warranty on a phone under a year old. A phone that has a HUGE presence online for a very specific hardbrick failure state due to a lovely PMIC. It might be BangGood that's at fault for stalling but I am quite livid.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
So, when I open a new private window and go to ali it is in German. And there is a strange search suggestion showing up pretty regularly : "netflix account deutsch".
Actually searching it returns only 3 items:


New Global EU Netflixe Israel Italy France Spain Germany korea official Best Choice Worldwides 4K Stable Plan
€ 4,98 Free shipping:

No feedback

kebidu Netflix M9 Plus DLNA TV Stick Wireless WiFi Dongle Receiver Ezcast Airplay HDMI-compatible 2021 Newest ~ TV Stick
€ 15,41
Just a normal airplay/chromecast knockoff

And probably the best item description yet:
⭐‍‍𝗥‏‏𝗘‏𝗔𝗗 𝗗‏𝗘‏𝗦‏𝗖‏𝗥‏𝗜𝗣‏‏𝗧𝗜‏𝗢𝗡⭐ ‏{-{-{-{-{-{‎‏ 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗗𝗶𝗚𝗛𝗨𝗕.𝗖𝗖 }-}-}-}-}-}
€ 154,05
No feedback.
The actual item seems to be a pc case. I wonder if their account got hacked, which would be crazy if true.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Humphreys posted:

A new development. I own a Poco X3 Pro (part of Xiaomi) and I am being actively denied warranty on a phone under a year old. A phone that has a HUGE presence online for a very specific hardbrick failure state due to a lovely PMIC. It might be BangGood that's at fault for stalling but I am quite livid.

I considered the Pico (SD860) before I settled for the Realme GT (SD888). Sorry to hear about the warranty.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Ali seems to have some kind of sale going on. I was scrolling down at the bestsellers, and we finally have pics of the dick factory:


e:
NWS:

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Aug 18, 2022

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



VictualSquid posted:

Ali seems to have some kind of sale going on. I was scrolling down at the bestsellers, and we finally have pics of the dick factory:


Are they making a dick slide as a teambuilding exercise in that TEAM picture?

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Cat Hatter posted:

But even if one were to concede that all countries doing bad things makes them equally bad, why would you want more surveillance by additional parties? Is an off brand phone that much better price/performance to get the extra eyeballs on your data?

No they suck rear end

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

VictualSquid posted:

Ali seems to have some kind of sale going on. I was scrolling down at the bestsellers, and we finally have pics of the dick factory:


e:
NWS:


Coiled duck dick sleeve when

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.

VictualSquid posted:

So, when I open a new private window and go to ali it is in German. And there is a strange search suggestion showing up pretty regularly : "netflix account deutsch".

My random unwanted AliExpress language is Arabic for some reason.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Ethics_Gradient posted:

My random unwanted AliExpress language is Arabic for some reason.

It isn't random for me, I am actually in Germany. But, if I leave the language set to German, every piece of text on the site gets badly machine translated to German.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mail day!

Got this when it was at a bargain at $50, now higher. Some youtuber must have done videos to get the spikes:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003730697813.html

Basic controls, middle is power, and up and down to scroll through captures (theres a shutter button on the top)


32*24 Resolution is GOOD for these pocket cameras, usually its a 8*8


Completely forgot it had a battery!


Hand


Beer can


Temps are a bit out of course, but more than enough for my liking to mainly check PCBs for dead shorts and whats being hot compared to the rest of the board.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

Mail day!

Got this when it was at a bargain at $50, now higher. Some youtuber must have done videos to get the spikes:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003730697813.html

Basic controls, middle is power, and up and down to scroll through captures (theres a shutter button on the top)


32*24 Resolution is GOOD for these pocket cameras, usually its a 8*8


Completely forgot it had a battery!


Hand


Beer can


Temps are a bit out of course, but more than enough for my liking to mainly check PCBs for dead shorts and whats being hot compared to the rest of the board.
Oh cool! I had to immediately check it out of course :)

Seems like there's a slightly sketchier version with the same sensor that's about $60 right now: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...411172874%21rec

Dunno, I've been thinking about getting a Flir One for a while, it's definitely more expensive but also way more pixels. Hmm.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

Oh cool! I had to immediately check it out of course :)

Seems like there's a slightly sketchier version with the same sensor that's about $60 right now: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...411172874%21rec

Dunno, I've been thinking about getting a Flir One for a while, it's definitely more expensive but also way more pixels. Hmm.

Careful mate! Looks like you are clicking on the AMG8833 8*8 item on that listing for the price

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

Careful mate! Looks like you are clicking on the AMG8833 8*8 item on that listing for the price

:owned:

yeah you're right, the default image shows MLX90640 and that's what the description lists ("Infrared sensor: MLX90640ESF-BAB, Hardware resolution: 32*24 pixel far infrared array") but the selected "color" is AMG8833 lol :v:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

:owned:

yeah you're right, the default image shows MLX90640 and that's what the description lists ("Infrared sensor: MLX90640ESF-BAB, Hardware resolution: 32*24 pixel far infrared array") but the selected "color" is AMG8833 lol :v:

Classic Aliexpress grift.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

mobby_6kl posted:

Oh cool! I had to immediately check it out of course :)

Seems like there's a slightly sketchier version with the same sensor that's about $60 right now: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...411172874%21rec

Dunno, I've been thinking about getting a Flir One for a while, it's definitely more expensive but also way more pixels. Hmm.

I got a UNI-T thermal camera and it's been great. I think the exact one I got has been discontinued, but the pistol handle style one is what I got.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Still scrolling through the special sale offers. Enjoying the absolute lack of any organisation. And posting here to keep me from impulse buying.

Camping Supplies:
2020 New outdoor camping pot rack square 304 stainless steel barbecue mesh simple firewood BBQ grill outdoor tools


Stainless Steel Chicken Wing Leg Rack Grill Holder Rack with Drip Pan for BBQ Multi-Purpose Chicken Leg Oven Grill Rack


Travel adapter comes with a nice video that I might repost in the osha thread:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004031926743.html


What?
3pcs mouth tongue training Tongue tongue tip exercise training exercise mouth muscle tongue oral exercise tongue flexibility


Huh:


A lego orrery, seriously considering buying this:
Cada 865PCS City Solar System Earth and Sun Clock Building Blocks Science Experiment Education Bricks Toys Boys Gifts
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003903937933.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Do those items go together?
NWS


Also, warnings that you really don't want on exactly this product:

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Aug 19, 2022

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

VictualSquid posted:


Travel adapter comes with a nice video that I might repost in the osha thread:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004031926743.html




What's specifically concerning about this one? It looks like every other universal travel adaptor?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

yoloer420 posted:

What's specifically concerning about this one? It looks like every other universal travel adaptor?

Yeah I have a similar one and it’s been fine?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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VictualSquid posted:

Camping Supplies:
2020 New outdoor camping pot rack square 304 stainless steel barbecue mesh simple firewood BBQ grill outdoor tools


Fire on an improvised shelf in the woods seems like a not great idea to me. The shelf could fall out onto the ground. The branches above could catch fire. Some trees are just super flammable and having fire that close to the trunk could be a problem. Plus injuring the trunk for a momentary convivence is bad and could make the tree more vulnerable to disease or infestation.

In what way is this better than a campfire on the ground?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:


In what way is this better than a campfire on the ground?

It’s in the air. Duh.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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MarcusSA posted:

It’s in the air. Duh.

Can't argue with that.

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