[robotically] eve online: the elusif man

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esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

dragonshardz posted:

have you convinced that GPT2 bot to move in with you yet?

lmao

# ? Sep 13, 2022 01:39

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# ? May 19, 2024 21:41

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i just found out about mittens "resigning" over "falsehoods" and just wanted to say it's the least he deserved for protecting sexual harassers and child molesters. i probably wont ever resub to eve but i had a lot of fun clowning around in game and forums with other goons in spite of the leadership and it gives me some satisfaction to know that fucker faced some consequences.

e: i found out from the TCC sobriety thread's discord lol

# ? Sep 13, 2022 15:05

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i just found out about mittens "resigning" over "falsehoods" and just wanted to say it's the least he deserved for protecting sexual harassers and child molesters. i probably wont ever resub to eve but i had a lot of fun clowning around in game and forums with other goons in spite of the leadership and it gives me some satisfaction to know that fucker faced some consequences.

e: i found out from the TCC sobriety thread's discord lol

you should doneta your isk to GANDR for safekeeping, so you don't lose them while getting high

# ? Sep 13, 2022 16:17

PhilippAchtel: May 31, 2011

I like mining and industry. Sometimes I get attacked doing it, so I try to plan ahead for that possibility. I've been involved in a fair bit of fleet PvP, but usually as a logi. My only confirmed final blows are against blues.

Well, that's my EvE story.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 16:46

Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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PhilippAchtel posted:

My only confirmed final blows are against blues.

The actual One True Way.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 17:12

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Are your logi ships named "Kevorkian" by chance?

# ? Sep 13, 2022 17:21

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

lollontee posted:

you should doneta your isk to GANDR for safekeeping, so you don't lose them while getting high

i'm pretty sure i only had like a half a million

# ? Sep 13, 2022 21:30

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm pretty sure i only had like a half a million

I�m sure we can fill a shuttle full of BPCs and send lollontee to fall asleep on the uedema gate for half a mill.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 21:56

KerenskyWhite: May 23, 2008

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Solo players unite, getting ganked by a munchkin Fer-De-Lance with aim assist hacks blows.

No munchkins out here in the black to harass my DBX and I.

Also never play public BUT DETAILS.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 22:31

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Kaysette posted:

i really wish the ess system was better. i like the idea of it but the execution seems pretty lame (ccp.txt i guess)

easily fixed

ccp is intentionally ruining and making their game worse because hilmar has a disdain for the playerbase and the success of his predecessors

# ? Sep 13, 2022 23:11

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm pretty sure i only had like a half a million

pitiful. you should resub in shaneful discgrace

# ? Sep 14, 2022 00:21

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

learnincurve posted:

I�m sure we can fill a shuttle full of BPCs and send lollontee to fall asleep on the uedema gate for half a mill.

it'll be a tayra, but already on it :tootzzz:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 00:22

Solus: May 31, 2011; Drongos.

As a former member of The Bastion I just want to say I hope you burn in HELL init and wannabe poet Dark Shines.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/103374378/

Story?This WAS former The Bastion stagging fortizar after WWB2 ended and before The Bastion keepstar was build. The structures were only renamed "DO NOT USE" without really sending former The Bastion people any warning about it.

Many people stopped playing after successful Imperium defense and unsubscribed again, leaving thier stuff in "safe blue structures" My guess is they expected them to be SAFE uh? And in case of something happening it would go only to safety right? RIGHT? And guess what? That wouldn't be init to not screw former "friends" over and letting the structures go abandoned just for sake to loot all stuff from people that didn't log in since WWB2, people that were fighting side to side in delve, esoteria, fountain to defend Imperium space. Nice to say also that 90% of people that have stuf in these structures are STILL BLUE TO INIT or IN IMPERIUM ALLIANCES.

Oh how I wish for the day when init will become red to rest of nullsec, including Imperium.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 02:57

The Bible: May 8, 2010

What?

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:07

brokenknee: Aug 3, 2014

Solus posted:

As a former member of The Bastion I just want to say I hope you burn in HELL init and wannabe poet Dark Shines.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/103374378/

Story?This WAS former The Bastion stagging fortizar after WWB2 ended and before The Bastion keepstar was build. The structures were only renamed "DO NOT USE" without really sending former The Bastion people any warning about it.

Many people stopped playing after successful Imperium defense and unsubscribed again, leaving thier stuff in "safe blue structures" My guess is they expected them to be SAFE uh? And in case of something happening it would go only to safety right? RIGHT? And guess what? That wouldn't be init to not screw former "friends" over and letting the structures go abandoned just for sake to loot all stuff from people that didn't log in since WWB2, people that were fighting side to side in delve, esoteria, fountain to defend Imperium space. Nice to say also that 90% of people that have stuf in these structures are STILL BLUE TO INIT or IN IMPERIUM ALLIANCES.

Oh how I wish for the day when init will become red to rest of nullsec, including Imperium.

Holy poo poo what the gently caress

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:09

KerenskyWhite: May 23, 2008

Solus posted:

As a former member of The Bastion I just want to say I hope you burn in HELL init and wannabe poet Dark Shines.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/103374378/

Story?This WAS former The Bastion stagging fortizar after WWB2 ended and before The Bastion keepstar was build. The structures were only renamed "DO NOT USE" without really sending former The Bastion people any warning about it.

Many people stopped playing after successful Imperium defense and unsubscribed again, leaving thier stuff in "safe blue structures" My guess is they expected them to be SAFE uh? And in case of something happening it would go only to safety right? RIGHT? And guess what? That wouldn't be init to not screw former "friends" over and letting the structures go abandoned just for sake to loot all stuff from people that didn't log in since WWB2, people that were fighting side to side in delve, esoteria, fountain to defend Imperium space. Nice to say also that 90% of people that have stuf in these structures are STILL BLUE TO INIT or IN IMPERIUM ALLIANCES.

Oh how I wish for the day when init will become red to rest of nullsec, including Imperium.

This is dicks and not the good kinds of dicks. What in the gently caress.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:20

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Solus posted:

shoot blues hangars

holy poo poo lol

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:36

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Shoot blues? No, loot blues.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:45

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

did they disable asset safety or something

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:46

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

corgski posted:

Shoot blues? No, loot blues.

lmao

dick move

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:47

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Potato Salad posted:

did they disable asset safety or something

If a structure goes abandoned it doesn't automatically asset safety stuff anymore. They engineered the situation to guarantee they'd get a piñata.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 03:50

dragonshardz: May 2, 2017

Solus posted:

As a former member of The Bastion I just want to say I hope you burn in HELL init and wannabe poet Dark Shines.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/103374378/

Story?This WAS former The Bastion stagging fortizar after WWB2 ended and before The Bastion keepstar was build. The structures were only renamed "DO NOT USE" without really sending former The Bastion people any warning about it.

Many people stopped playing after successful Imperium defense and unsubscribed again, leaving thier stuff in "safe blue structures" My guess is they expected them to be SAFE uh? And in case of something happening it would go only to safety right? RIGHT? And guess what? That wouldn't be init to not screw former "friends" over and letting the structures go abandoned just for sake to loot all stuff from people that didn't log in since WWB2, people that were fighting side to side in delve, esoteria, fountain to defend Imperium space. Nice to say also that 90% of people that have stuf in these structures are STILL BLUE TO INIT or IN IMPERIUM ALLIANCES.

Oh how I wish for the day when init will become red to rest of nullsec, including Imperium.

reddit source if anyone wants to expose themselves to that poo poo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/xdl29g/init_doing_bluefuy_since_ever/

# ? Sep 14, 2022 04:08

Wibla: Feb 16, 2011

This seems like a very dumb decision on INIT's part.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 06:32

salartarium: Sep 7, 2021

Solus posted:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/103374378/

Yikes, I�m surprised people put up with being treated so poorly.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 07:09

Boogalo: Jul 8, 2012; Meep Meep

Asset safety ever being disabled is kinda a hosed up system but purposefully doing that to blues instead of unanchoring and scooping is extra hosed up.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 07:10

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Only leadership being on the KM and getting the loot all for themselves is both old school and imperium loving..

# ? Sep 14, 2022 07:39

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

I don't remember GSOL, when setting a structure to DO NOT USE, simply letting it go abandoned and then blowing it up. But maybe this is the new Imperium we've been hearing so much about

# ? Sep 14, 2022 08:39

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

It�s unbearablely calculated, they could have unanchored and sold it for alliance moneys and let blues, including GSF, go asset safety, but leadership themselves decided to make personal isk. Shines trying to spin it as �we sent pings for 4-6 months� (to inactive players) is just lower than yeh we did it for lols and the isk. Reddit being pricks as usual, no people don�t think to asset safety when they leave stuff in staging, they assume it�s fine till the next war happens and they come back.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 08:50

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Init can join [gandr] once they're kicked for goonfucking.

As a feeder corp to the Feeding corp.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 11:51

dragonshardz: May 2, 2017

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Init can join [gandr] once they're kicked for goonfucking.

As a feeder corp to the Feeding corp.

not unless all of them are active posters on SA

# ? Sep 14, 2022 12:51

Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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done

Solus posted:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/103374378/

Love how they intentionally destroyed the rigs before blowing it up - gotta minimize the KM loss while you maximize your bluefucking.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:29

Baron of Bad News: Aug 4, 2009

loving over your allies and members alike sounds like a strategy smooth-brained pubbies would definitely employ without considering or caring about the long term consequences, and what else is INIT but a collection of smooth brained pubbies?

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:48

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Baron of Bad News posted:

loving over your allies and members alike sounds like a strategy smooth-brained pubbies would definitely employ without considering or caring about the long term consequences, and what else is INIT but a collection of smooth brained pubbies?

I have created an AAD thread on the matter.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:52

captainclaw: Sep 16, 2020

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

I have created an AAD thread on the matter.

i await it's closure and your removal from gsf for trying to drive a wedge between Imperium allies

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:17

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

captainclaw posted:

i await it's closure and your removal from gsf for trying to drive a wedge between Imperium allies

I'm compliant to the neutral alts policy and goonfucking is an instant ban policy, seems clear cut but yeah lmao.

I'll probably be branded a dangerous schismatic regardless.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:21

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Baron of Bad News posted:

loving over your allies and members alike sounds like a strategy smooth-brained pubbies would definitely employ without considering or caring about the long term consequences, and what else is INIT but a collection of smooth brained pubbies?

well if you think the game is dying you dont really care about the consequences of your actions in the long term

# ? Sep 14, 2022 17:06

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

Baron of Bad News posted:

loving over your allies and members alike sounds like a strategy smooth-brained pubbies would definitely employ without considering or caring about the long term consequences, and what else is INIT but a collection of smooth brained pubbies?

correct, this class of person is called a "european"

# ? Sep 14, 2022 17:36

40 lbs to freedom: Apr 13, 2007

caring about the long term consequences of my make believe space alliance in dying 20 year old game better to keep everyone blue and happy and spend every day ratting myself into lost ark instead

# ? Sep 14, 2022 18:04

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Can anyone move my stuff for free? I'll create an instagram account and give you exposure

# ? Sep 14, 2022 18:21

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# ? May 19, 2024 21:41

Andohz: Aug 15, 2004; World's Strongest Smelly Hobo

Dalael posted:

Can anyone move my stuff for free? I'll create an instagram account and give you exposure

In nest sure, just set up a courier contract and I'll sort it out.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 18:38

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