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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Wrote a Dear John letter to the company I was turning down and they came back with “what can we do to change your mind?”

Is this free license to shoot the moon or do I just politely see them off? I guess I’d change my mind for another 25% but I don’t see that as likely. Might be worth keeping things civil in case the job I chose takes a downwards turn.

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TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

Hm.

Its a data point on how 'off the mark' companies are, not in salary, but in being behind the times.

As feel good as it is to turn down offers, you might as well guage their drift from reality the market.

Tell them you need competitive, market driven wages not just for 2022, but 2023 and 2024 as well and see what they say. That's really what it comes down to, right?

asur
Dec 28, 2012
You tell them exactly what would make you say yes. If that's 25% more then put that.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Re: last page's slapfight:

Manipulating people is awesome, if you're good at it. Just never let yourself get caught in an obvious lie.

The whole pretending you live in Seattle to get a higher salary thing is really unnecessarily convoluted, it's a lot easier and simpler to just tell them how much money it will require to engage your services.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Eric the Mauve posted:

Re: last page's slapfight:

Manipulating people is awesome, if you're good at it. Just never let yourself get caught in an obvious lie.

The whole pretending you live in Seattle to get a higher salary thing is really unnecessarily convoluted, it's a lot easier and simpler to just tell them how much money it will require to engage your services.

The Seattle then move gambit is vulnerable to COLA garbage from HR when you change location.

Just getting the money where you're at is not subject to that risk.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Lying to companies is fine. Lying to the government on tax forms is a real "watch yourself" place. That's my point. I have no qualms with the gambit if you can get the first paycheck at the right address.

Not a Children posted:

Wrote a Dear John letter to the company I was turning down and they came back with “what can we do to change your mind?”

Is this free license to shoot the moon or do I just politely see them off? I guess I’d change my mind for another 25% but I don’t see that as likely. Might be worth keeping things civil in case the job I chose takes a downwards turn.

Shoot the moon, I'd assume their email means "we realize we might not understand the market, so tell us".

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

deported to Canada posted:

Nah go ahead and do it. Report back and tell us it was never a bad idea.

That same poster has spent months in another forum talking about how they got their partner to be overemployed by not quitting their wfh job when taking a new in person job.

It's either an elaborate troll or it'll explode hilariously in classic goon disaster mode.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

leper khan posted:

The Seattle then move gambit is vulnerable to COLA garbage from HR when you change location.

Just getting the money where you're at is not subject to that risk.

The company I work for has base salaries and then location pay for certain hcol areas sorta like the fed gov does. If you move you lose the location pay.

We pay 12% extra In Seattle, if you move, you lose the 12%.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

skipdogg posted:

The company I work for has base salaries and then location pay for certain hcol areas sorta like the fed gov does. If you move you lose the location pay.

We pay 12% extra In Seattle, if you move, you lose the 12%.

I remember one of my coworkers who moved to a different New England state talking about that sometimes people get a paycut when they move. I told him straight up, "If they do that, you should just leave." This is a software developer, so he'd have no issue finding somewhere else. He did leave shortly thereafter but I never heard if it was because they wanted to cut his pay or if it was just time.

Zauper
Aug 21, 2008


I had a coworker once negotiate a raise when she was moving to a lower COL area, and then relo assistance and a raise to move back two years later.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Zauper posted:

I had a coworker once negotiate a raise when she was moving to a lower COL area, and then relo assistance and a raise to move back two years later.
Goals.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
A paycut, AKA "silent firing".

See also "no bonus this year for REASONS".

interrodactyl
Nov 8, 2011

you have no dignity

jemand posted:

That same poster has spent months in another forum talking about how they got their partner to be overemployed by not quitting their wfh job when taking a new in person job.

It's either an elaborate troll or it'll explode hilariously in classic goon disaster mode.

Hello I would like a link to this if possible, for entertainment

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

Eric the Mauve posted:

The Negotiation Thread: Manipulating people is awesome, if you're good at it

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

interrodactyl posted:

Hello I would like a link to this if possible, for entertainment

Here you go:

Euronymous posted:

At my insistence, my wife has continued "working" at her soulless corporate WFH job while she accepted an offer at, and is now working for, a conservation organization. She'd initially planned on doing the whole two weeks thing, but decided to try, just... not quitting the other job.

She's put in about 30 minutes of work a day and is now two weeks into the new job while she continues to get paid by the old one. Her boss may finally be starting to notice that she is literally never available during the day, but she knows how to game the Salesforce dashboard to make it look like she's doing something. We're now up to four weeks of pay from the old job that she wouldn't have received if she'd played by the rules.

It's been quite disillusioning for her since she used to be the most productive member of the team and she still isn't the least productive despite doing almost nothing.

Euronymous posted:

Goal is $500k/yr, four jobs, two people, no kids, no commute, I never get dressed besides a T-shirt (no pants), 2.5% mortgage. LFG

Euronymous posted:

So, my wife is still overemployed! We're more than two months in now and she just got a glowing performance review from the old WFH job, and continued good feedback at the new in-person job. She's able to knock out the WFH job in 1-2 hours each night.

For the record, it's $60k (WFH job for poo poo company) and $50k (cool in-person job) for a total of $110k (annualized). Getting paid every week instead of every other week is, apparently, nice. I think I'm going to make her take me out to dinner since this was my idea.

At this point I've just got some popcorn and am enjoying the show.

downout
Jul 6, 2009

Anyone have any opinions on the usefulness and best way of making statements on a resume related to the value of work done? For example:

Direct:

quote:

... generated $4.3 million in revenue ...

More vague:

quote:

... generated millions in revenue ...

Generalized:

quote:

... generated high revenue ...

I think it's useful to put this info on a resume, I'm just curious if there is a preferred way to state it.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

jemand posted:

Here you go:





At this point I've just got some popcorn and am enjoying the show.

Well this is more money than im making so I guess I should give er a shot

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I’d cite specific numbers if they’re impressive (and they should be because you should be counting every single project you’ve gotten a fingerprint on)

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

stump collector posted:

Well this is more money than im making so I guess I should give er a shot

I think his poor wife already has enough going on

stump collector
May 28, 2007

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I think his poor wife already has enough going on

goddamnit thats not what i meant :bisonyes::vince:

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

downout posted:

Anyone have any opinions on the usefulness and best way of making statements on a resume related to the value of work done? For example:

Direct:

More vague:

Generalized:

I think it's useful to put this info on a resume, I'm just curious if there is a preferred way to state it.

There's a resume thread that can expand, but yes. If the numbers are that impressive be specific. If they aren't without a lot of context, you can be slightly more vague but at a point too many weasel words tells me as an interviewer that the item is not true.

If you tell me your accounts were worth 15.3M then I believe you. If you say "A significant part of the entire revenue" then I think you were too far away from the accounts to know how much they were worth.

Euronymous
Jul 19, 2022

Oh poo poo guys. My manager just called me into a Zoom call with no notice. He started melting down about my probation period, then went silent and started slow clapping me until he promised to destroy my career for being untrustworthy and disingenuous. I started to reply and he just made the “zip it” sign and said “smart rear end coward” repeatedly. It’s not looking good, address bros

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
There's that craven, introvert, unethical post content I crave.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Euronymous posted:

Oh poo poo guys. My manager just called me into a Zoom call with no notice. He started melting down about my probation period, then went silent and started slow clapping me until he promised to destroy my career for being untrustworthy and disingenuous. I started to reply and he just made the “zip it” sign and said “smart rear end coward” repeatedly. It’s not looking good, address bros

Is this the job where you were lying about what state you lived in?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I wish I worked with people capable of noticing that kind of grift.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

gbut posted:

I wish I worked with people capable of noticing that kind of grift.

Luckily for you everyone is rapidly being consumed in our late capitalist hellscape!

downout
Jul 6, 2009

Lockback posted:

There's a resume thread that can expand, but yes. If the numbers are that impressive be specific. If they aren't without a lot of context, you can be slightly more vague but at a point too many weasel words tells me as an interviewer that the item is not true.

If you tell me your accounts were worth 15.3M then I believe you. If you say "A significant part of the entire revenue" then I think you were too far away from the accounts to know how much they were worth.

Thanks for the feedback, and Not a children too. I did realized about an hour after posting that they resume thread would be better. In this case I am some what removed from the specific details, but I'm working to change that.

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


I mean, if you can get away with it what's the problem with having 2 jobs? Sounds like everyone is happy in that story.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Cyrano4747 posted:

Is this the job where you were lying about what state you lived in?

I hope so but he's presumably talking about the job he just gave his 2 week notice to?

Dunno, I'm pretty convinced the whole account is a gimmick anyway.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I think he was just shitposting/melting down.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Lockback posted:

I think he was just shitposting/melting down.

Yeah that was obviously making fun of the thread

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

What's with the stupid newbie yeah and recent reg date? I thought Euronymous was an account on here even older than mine, a posting legend from the early 2000s.

Fake edit: SAclopedia entry

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I need to call my accounting firm and negotiate a seriously whatthefuck bill tomorrow that complete blows estimates and previous years billing out of the water.
I'm talking $15k this year whereas I had expected maybe 7-8k this year vs 1750 every year for the past 5. Included in the bill is something I wasn't even given a proper estimate, and something where I was scammed into buying what in hindsight was obvious bullshit that provided zero value to me.

Even at a generous 150 dollar hourly rate, that's 100 hours which is total bullshit.


My talking points are going to be roughly in this order.

0) Good morning. I'm here to discuss invoices x and y and have some concerns about them.

1) I am facing sticker shock. This is far beyond my expectations and far beyond previous years.
2) I've been a regular customer since 2016
3a) I want to continue to be a customer
3b) because I have more work I'd like to arrange to be done immediately following this discussion
4) This is beyond the quoted estimates I have in my hand.
5) What can we do to resolve this issue together
6) Lay out the argument of 150 dollar an hour for 100 hours - I respectfully disagree that this was 100 hours of professional work
7) No no no. I want to continue to be a customer. What can we do to resolve this issue?

I'm going to have all of the documents in front of me when I make this call. Are there any other talking points I should have prepared ahead of time?
I've never had to negotiate a bill like this before.

Methanar fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Sep 23, 2022

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Do you have the hourly billings from previous years to refer to? They can't be as weaselly about your Point 6 it if they're charging you for 100 hours vs last year's 25.

One thing I would save for last, or at least de-emphasize, is the "I want to keep being a customer" bit. If you pepper this throughout your discussion you're already negotiating against yourself and indicating you're not serious about dropping their services. Maybe this is appropriate given the context of your working relationship, but from the outside it looks like you're not seriously considering leaving. You want to put the fear of losing a customer in them, then give them the out at the end (reducing your bill in line with expectations).

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
It's dumb to fight with professional services firms about how much time or effort things should take. It sounds like you asked for something new and different and were expecting to pay ~4x your previous annual total, so I don't see how prior year billings would be a reasonable point of comparison. They'll just tell you (correctly) that you asked for different stuff.

You want to emphasize the fact that this came in much higher than estimates, and you did not have any visibility or forewarning about the cost coming in well over estimates.

If you agreed to work and authorized it, even if you feel like you were "scammed in to buying it" it's very unlikely that they will let you just not pay for work you agreed to and authorized.

edit: agree with Not A Children wrt customer status. If anything you want to emphasize that you HAVE BEEN a customer over the last five years and up til now have been very pleased with the services provided &c. Remind them what they lose.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Everyone who has ever spent one day interacting directly with customers rolls their eyes heavenward instantly upon hearing "I've been a customer here for X years..."

Zarin
Nov 11, 2008

I SEE YOU

Methanar posted:

I need to call my accounting firm and negotiate a seriously whatthefuck bill tomorrow that complete blows estimates and previous years billing out of the water.
I'm talking $15k this year whereas I had expected maybe 7-8k this year vs 1750 every year for the past 5. Included in the bill is something I wasn't even given a proper estimate, and something where I was scammed into buying what in hindsight was obvious bullshit that provided zero value to me.

Even at a generous 150 dollar hourly rate, that's 100 hours which is total bullshit.


My talking points are going to be roughly in this order.

0) Good morning. I'm here to discuss invoices x and y and have some concerns about them.

1) I am facing sticker shock. This is far beyond my expectations and far beyond previous years.
2) I've been a regular customer since 2016
3a) I want to continue to be a customer
3b) because I have more work I'd like to arrange to be done immediately following this discussion
4) This is beyond the quoted estimates I have in my hand.
5) What can we do to resolve this issue together
6) Lay out the argument of 150 dollar an hour for 100 hours - I respectfully disagree that this was 100 hours of professional work
7) No no no. I want to continue to be a customer. What can we do to resolve this issue?

I'm going to have all of the documents in front of me when I make this call. Are there any other talking points I should have prepared ahead of time?
I've never had to negotiate a bill like this before.

Full disclosure: I'm (sorta, mostly) an accountant, although never been in public practice.

My first question is if they provided you an estimate for this engagement/this year, after the new requests were added to the order. If so, do you mind sharing what that was? That may help determine the flow of the conversation.

I know you said you had an estimate, but I'm curious if that was your estimation, theirs, and if it was theirs whether it was verbal or written. I figure those things might be helpful to know as the thread workshops a conversation strategy.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Eric the Mauve posted:

Everyone who has ever spent one day interacting directly with customers rolls their eyes heavenward instantly upon hearing "I've been a customer here for X years..."

If you have a 5 figure account on what looks like a more boutique service, "I've been a customer for x years" carries a lot more weight.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Maybe but I've certainly heard that line myself from 5+ figure customers and never felt anything but annoyance, because of the invariably applied "...and therefore I'm special and the stipulations I signed off on shouldn't actually apply to me."

Methanar, correct me if I'm misreading but I assume you mean to use the "I want to continue to be a customer" as a thinly veiled threat, i.e. "cut this bill at least in half or I'm gone." But you're really just undermining yourself doing it that way. The threat to walk to another company is already implied by the fact you're having this conversation at all. Just remember that this is more about persuasion than negotiation at this point, even if you absolutely 100% would win any legal action (almost certainly not true, but even if) it would still likely cost you more than just paying the bill will.

Very interested to hear how that conversation turns out.

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Zauper
Aug 21, 2008


Methanar posted:

I need to call my accounting firm and negotiate a seriously whatthefuck bill tomorrow that complete blows estimates and previous years billing out of the water.
I'm talking $15k this year whereas I had expected maybe 7-8k this year vs 1750 every year for the past 5. Included in the bill is something I wasn't even given a proper estimate, and something where I was scammed into buying what in hindsight was obvious bullshit that provided zero value to me.

Even at a generous 150 dollar hourly rate, that's 100 hours which is total bullshit.


My talking points are going to be roughly in this order.

0) Good morning. I'm here to discuss invoices x and y and have some concerns about them.

1) I am facing sticker shock. This is far beyond my expectations and far beyond previous years.
2) I've been a regular customer since 2016
3a) I want to continue to be a customer
3b) because I have more work I'd like to arrange to be done immediately following this discussion
4) This is beyond the quoted estimates I have in my hand.
5) What can we do to resolve this issue together
6) Lay out the argument of 150 dollar an hour for 100 hours - I respectfully disagree that this was 100 hours of professional work
7) No no no. I want to continue to be a customer. What can we do to resolve this issue?

I'm going to have all of the documents in front of me when I make this call. Are there any other talking points I should have prepared ahead of time?
I've never had to negotiate a bill like this before.

I'm certainly not you, and don't know the firm you were working with, but depending on who was doing the work the hourly rate could be much much higher than that.

Like, it could be $500/hr or $1k/hr.

However, this is why I would generally expect professional services firms to be very upfront about estimates, overages, etc.

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