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it's your body rejecting your terrible taste
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# ? Sep 18, 2022 23:16 |
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Johnny Truant posted:
Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 15:58 |
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Takes No Damage posted:Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have? 2-seamer with some stank on it. 89mph at the gun.
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whoda thunkit posted:Idgi, what does UAZ stand for? Ulyanovsky Avtomobilny Zavod. He's a big fan of Russian off road vehicles.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 16:43 |
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whoda thunkit posted:Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:03 |
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Kwyndig posted:That tattoo is so small it's one of those blink and you'll miss it sort of thing. Before that even fades it'll be hard to spot, much like an old scar. I have a tattoo like that, by the most pedantic definition of the word imaginable. Once in like '99 or 2000 I was writing something with a felt pen. When I finished I loosely put the cap on and went to snap it shut by jamming it onto my palm. Except whoopsadootles the cap fell off and I didn't notice so I ended up stabbing into my palm with the end. It went in a good couple of layers of skin, enough that it was hanging from the hole, but it didn't bleed or hurt. To this day I have a tiny blue dot on my left palm, perhaps the world's first and only self-inked single stab tattoo
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 08:23 |
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Well I can verify that you aren't the only dingus who's done that. I was standing in line ordering food and reached my hand in my pocket to get my money and felt a sharp prick on my finger. When I pulled my hand out my pencil came with it jammed into my finger. I paid then went to the bathroom to remove it. It bled a bit so I wrapped it up in a paper towel. So for the last 20 years I've had a little grey dot on the end of my finger.
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nostrata posted:Well I can verify that you aren't the only dingus who's done that. I was standing in line ordering food and reached my hand in my pocket to get my money and felt a sharp prick on my finger. When I pulled my hand out my pencil came with it jammed into my finger. I paid then went to the bathroom to remove it. It bled a bit so I wrapped it up in a paper towel. So for the last 20 years I've had a little grey dot on the end of my finger. i have a grey dot in the middle of my palm from a pencil that's been there since kindergarten and i'm almost 40
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:55 |
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I have two pieces of graphite in me as well
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:57 |
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Large Testicles posted:i have a grey dot in the middle of my palm from a pencil that's been there since kindergarten and i'm almost 40 My large grey dot is from the time when I was a high school freshman, and ran across a road in the rain to fall on my rear end in some grass, I'm 42.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:39 |
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I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:45 |
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Johnny Truant posted:I have two pieces of graphite in me as well If I’ve got one, it’s in my eye. I was (am) a special lad.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:23 |
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I have some in my inner thigh from when I accidentally stabbed myself in elementary school. Is there a graphite gang tag yet?
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 16:14 |
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Johnny Truant posted:I have two pieces of graphite in me as well And I've got one in my palm from faking a fence was electrified. Been with me for 20 years now.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:48 |
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Elviscat posted:I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic. HAH that's pretty much exactly what mine looks like. I had no idea this was such a common occurrence, or goons are just a self-selecting group for this type of nonsense.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 07:06 |
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Nah, my grandma (non-goon) had a lead spot in her finger from like the 40's up until her death. It just happens.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 09:19 |
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Buy your grandma an account right now
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 21:26 |
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FRENGT ESWITH
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 21:55 |
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Is there something wrong with me, that I could read 'Strength Lies Within' easily?
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 22:13 |
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Maybe. Or you have to read crappy handwriting every day. What I want to know is where the hell you see the first “S”.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 22:23 |
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It's the leaf on the left.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:16 |
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Is there something wrong with me, that I could read 'Strength Lies Within' easily? I read "within" very easily, but the first two words made me feel like I was having a stroke.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:24 |
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Oh my god, I see it now. I have to focus on it before it registers in my head.
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:24 |
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Doesn't help that they switched between upper-case and lower-case
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:25 |
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I can see it when I'm looking for it but at a glance it still looks like it just says French Ipswich.
Tenebrais has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Sep 27, 2022 |
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Oh, it's a sailboat. (now that people pointed out the phrase I can actually see it, kept trying to parse it as 3 lines of text instead of 2)
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# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:51 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
TRENT DESWITH
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 00:05 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
ETRENGA LIPSWITH'N
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 01:09 |
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FNATGHN CTHULHU R'LYEAH
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 01:50 |
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No embedded graphite in these ones as far as I can tell, but bad nonetheless: ...almost (and on the neck too ) Sure nice of the shop to make their info quite visible so I know who to avoid Yeah, I think I'll skip getting rejected Tool album art tattooed on my neck thankyouverymuch What loving species are these supposed to be?
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:46 |
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Oh my God, I love Fivehead Lion All-loving-timer
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:54 |
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whypick1 posted:... It's like lion Matt Gaetz
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:59 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
STrenGTH LIPs WITHIN whypick1 posted:
Opopanax posted:FNATGHN
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 06:05 |
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This actually owns
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 12:25 |
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whypick1 posted:No embedded graphite in these ones as far as I can tell, but bad nonetheless:
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 12:55 |
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Antivehicular posted:Oh my God, I love Fivehead Lion That's at least a sixhead or sevenhead.
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 13:06 |
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I'd say eight or ninehead tbh Also just noticed their IG account spelled "tattoos" wrong...which they seem to have noticed, as I found their current account: https://www.instagram.com/mooiinktattoos_sa/ And facepalmed when I saw this: https://www.instagram.com/p/CR3JV4JsvqA/?hl=en whypick1 has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Sep 28, 2022 |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 13:19 |
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In fairness, it's probably perspective correct if you're eating his rear end
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 13:59 |
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When the BEAST MODE deactivates:
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deedee megadoodoo posted:This actually owns
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