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it's your body rejecting your terrible taste
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Johnny Truant posted:
Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?
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Takes No Damage posted:Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have? 2-seamer with some stank on it. 89mph at the gun.
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whoda thunkit posted:Idgi, what does UAZ stand for? Ulyanovsky Avtomobilny Zavod. He's a big fan of Russian off road vehicles.
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whoda thunkit posted:Idgi, what does UAZ stand for?
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Kwyndig posted:That tattoo is so small it's one of those blink and you'll miss it sort of thing. Before that even fades it'll be hard to spot, much like an old scar. I have a tattoo like that, by the most pedantic definition of the word imaginable. Once in like '99 or 2000 I was writing something with a felt pen. When I finished I loosely put the cap on and went to snap it shut by jamming it onto my palm. Except whoopsadootles the cap fell off and I didn't notice so I ended up stabbing into my palm with the end. It went in a good couple of layers of skin, enough that it was hanging from the hole, but it didn't bleed or hurt. To this day I have a tiny blue dot on my left palm, perhaps the world's first and only self-inked single stab tattoo ![]()
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Well I can verify that you aren't the only dingus who's done that. I was standing in line ordering food and reached my hand in my pocket to get my money and felt a sharp prick on my finger. When I pulled my hand out my pencil came with it jammed into my finger. I paid then went to the bathroom to remove it. It bled a bit so I wrapped it up in a paper towel. So for the last 20 years I've had a little grey dot on the end of my finger.
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nostrata posted:Well I can verify that you aren't the only dingus who's done that. I was standing in line ordering food and reached my hand in my pocket to get my money and felt a sharp prick on my finger. When I pulled my hand out my pencil came with it jammed into my finger. I paid then went to the bathroom to remove it. It bled a bit so I wrapped it up in a paper towel. So for the last 20 years I've had a little grey dot on the end of my finger. i have a grey dot in the middle of my palm from a pencil that's been there since kindergarten and i'm almost 40
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I have two pieces of graphite in me as well
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Large Testicles posted:i have a grey dot in the middle of my palm from a pencil that's been there since kindergarten and i'm almost 40 My large grey dot is from the time when I was a high school freshman, and ran across a road in the rain to fall on my rear end in some grass, I'm 42.
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I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic. ![]()
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Johnny Truant posted:I have two pieces of graphite in me as well If I’ve got one, it’s in my eye. I was (am) a special lad.
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I have some in my inner thigh from when I accidentally stabbed myself in elementary school. Is there a graphite gang tag yet?
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Johnny Truant posted:I have two pieces of graphite in me as well And I've got one in my palm from faking a fence was electrified. Been with me for 20 years now.
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Elviscat posted:I started getting wicked sick tattoos in middle school, when I got stabbed in the leg with a bic. HAH that's pretty much exactly what mine looks like. I had no idea this was such a common occurrence, or goons are just a self-selecting group for this type of nonsense.
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Nah, my grandma (non-goon) had a lead spot in her finger from like the 40's up until her death. It just happens.
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Buy your grandma an account right now
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FRENGT ESWITH
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Is there something wrong with me, that I could read 'Strength Lies Within' easily?
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Maybe. Or you have to read crappy handwriting every day. What I want to know is where the hell you see the first “S”.
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It's the leaf on the left.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Is there something wrong with me, that I could read 'Strength Lies Within' easily? I read "within" very easily, but the first two words made me feel like I was having a stroke.
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Oh my god, I see it now. I have to focus on it before it registers in my head.
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Doesn't help that they switched between upper-case and lower-case
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I can see it when I'm looking for it but at a glance it still looks like it just says French Ipswich.
Tenebrais has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Sep 27, 2022 |
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Oh, it's a sailboat. (now that people pointed out the phrase I can actually see it, kept trying to parse it as 3 lines of text instead of 2)
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Scratch Monkey posted:
TRENT DESWITH
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Scratch Monkey posted:
ETRENGA LIPSWITH'N
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FNATGHN CTHULHU R'LYEAH
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No embedded graphite in these ones as far as I can tell, but bad nonetheless:![]() ...almost (and on the neck too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sure nice of the shop to make their info quite visible so I know who to avoid ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, I think I'll skip getting rejected Tool album art tattooed on my neck thankyouverymuch ![]() What loving species are these supposed to be?
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Oh my God, I love Fivehead Lion All-loving-timer
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whypick1 posted:... It's like lion Matt Gaetz
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Scratch Monkey posted:
STrenGTH LIPs WITHIN whypick1 posted:
Opopanax posted:FNATGHN
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This actually owns
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whypick1 posted:No embedded graphite in these ones as far as I can tell, but bad nonetheless: ![]()
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Antivehicular posted:Oh my God, I love Fivehead Lion That's at least a sixhead or sevenhead.
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I'd say eight or ninehead tbh Also just noticed their IG account spelled "tattoos" wrong...which they seem to have noticed, as I found their current account: https://www.instagram.com/mooiinktattoos_sa/ And facepalmed when I saw this: https://www.instagram.com/p/CR3JV4JsvqA/?hl=en whypick1 has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Sep 28, 2022 |
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In fairness, it's probably perspective correct if you're eating his rear end
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When the BEAST MODE deactivates: ![]()
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:58 |
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deedee megadoodoo posted:This actually owns
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