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Feldegast42 posted:I'm pretty sure the Enterprises are much like the interplanetary transports -- everybody has gone to warp on them, if you catch my drift So do they call it the Speed of Light Club in the future instead of the Mile High Club?
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nine-gear crow posted:So do they call it the Speed of Light Club in the future instead of the Mile High Club? Warp 1 is already the speed of light so it's slower than gently caress. The thing to shoot for is the Warp 9 Club.
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Insert clever warp ten salamander gently caress joke that I can't be bothered to come up with now. Something something, all points simultaneously, something.
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Just got to the episode where a super soldier totally clowns the poo poo out of the Enterprise crew and then at the end of it Picard is like "gently caress it figure it out shitlords . " and then just beams off the planet. loving great episode.
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Hollismason posted:Just got to the episode where a super soldier totally clowns the poo poo out of the Enterprise crew and then at the end of it Picard is like "gently caress it figure it out shitlords . " and then just beams off the planet. One of the few that also gives Troi a nice role as well. Sirtis is great in the scene where she’s talking to the guy in the brig.
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Riker googling: warp bubble make your dick look bigger?
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Hollismason posted:Just got to the episode where a super soldier totally clowns the poo poo out of the Enterprise crew and then at the end of it Picard is like "gently caress it figure it out shitlords . " and then just beams off the planet. I always loved the part where O'Brien just keeps calling for more security
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Riker googling: warp bubble make your dick look bigger? "The complement of the Enterprise is Cmdr William Riker and his dick"
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Gotta recalibrate the inertial dampening and structural integrity fields every time Riker beams back onboard to account for the monster mass of his magnum dong
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zoux posted:"The complement of the Enterprise is Cmdr William Riker and his dick" Riker spends his last moments alive loving the ship before the static warp bubble collapses and erases him from existence.
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“Busts so hard he retroactively never existed” is the only acceptable death for Riker. Picard writers take note.
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Hollismason posted:Just got to the episode where a super soldier totally clowns the poo poo out of the Enterprise crew and then at the end of it Picard is like "gently caress it figure it out shitlords . " and then just beams off the planet. James Cromwell ep
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drat , The Offspring is such a good episode of TNG. Goddamn Star Trek Admirals loving things up. The part where Data goes to check on Lall at school and the teacher is like " Yeah uh she doesn't belong anywhere". Its so sad. Just a banger of a episode but so drat sad. Hollismason fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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HD DAD posted:“Busts so hard he retroactively never existed” is the only acceptable death for Riker. Picard writers take note. why do you think they call it the big bang?
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Hollismason posted:drat , The Offspring is such a good episode of TNG. Goddamn Star Trek Admirals loving things up. You gotta keep 'em seperated
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Data's Kids Aren't Alright
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Picard's absolute exasperation at Data creating a child and he just buries his head in his hands is loving great.
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Tunicate posted:why do you think they call it the big bang?
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Who is the bigger space chad? Riker or Kirk (Shatner)?
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Delsaber posted:Date B, bit of a rocky start but had some fun. Made some questionable choices in body mods. No idea where she ended up I like to think the Enterprise B had a long distinguished history with a perfect peace time service record (outside of that whole Nexus bit) and that's why no one talks about it, 'cause they kept it dirt fuckin' boring.
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MillennialVulcan posted:I like to think the Enterprise B had a long distinguished history with a perfect peace time service record (outside of that whole Nexus bit) and that's why no one talks about it, 'cause they kept it dirt fuckin' boring. That is basically Beta Canon re: the Enterprise-B, yes. "Boringly competent."
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Hollismason posted:Just got to the episode where a super soldier totally clowns the poo poo out of the Enterprise crew and then at the end of it Picard is like "gently caress it figure it out shitlords . " and then just beams off the planet. In one of the Lower Decks episodes, Boimler is arguing with Mariner that Roga Danar is much cooler and deadlier than Khan and he is right.
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nine-gear crow posted:That is basically Beta Canon re: the Enterprise-B, yes. "Boringly competent." They really gotta do something official with that whole "lost era" period. One more big shot at those TOS movie styles, everyone in monster maroons, Excelsiors and Constellations and eventually Ambassadors flying around, maybe find out if Harriman kept the B or got failed upwards, maybe see something of the C that isn't death. It'd be a perfect setting for an anthology series same as that loose collection of Lost Era books. Some of those were pretty okay In my head, Sulu's daughter eventually took command of the B and took her to the finish line, while Garrett had the C for her whole service history
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Delsaber posted:They really gotta do something official with that whole "lost era" period. One more big shot at those TOS movie styles, everyone in monster maroons, Excelsiors and Constellations and eventually Ambassadors flying around, maybe find out if Harriman kept the B or got failed upwards, maybe see something of the C that isn't death. It'd be a perfect setting for an anthology series same as that loose collection of Lost Era books. Some of those were pretty okay Was Garrett in command when the C got blown to hell defending Klingons from Romulans?
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Everyone posted:Was Garrett in command when the C got blown to hell defending Klingons from Romulans? Yes, or maybe no. Depends on how time travel works.
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Everyone posted:Was Garrett in command when the C got blown to hell defending Klingons from Romulans? She was in command when it answered the distress call, then it got pulled through a temporal rift halfway through, she died in an alternate future when the C was being attacked by alternate evil Klingons, then the C returned to the battle with Callisto and Tasha Yar in charge. Callisto subsequently died and Tasha Yar had a rape baby, thus rendering her escape from Rape Gang Planet very ironic. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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wesleywillis posted:Who is the bigger space chad? Spock
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wesleywillis posted:Who is the bigger space chad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDOEbs5wso
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Woah https://twitter.com/GeekToyLove/status/1094691352816697344 click through for more
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MikeJF posted:She was in command when it answered the distress call, then it got pulled through a temporal rift halfway through, she died in an alternate future when the C was being attacked by alternate evil Klingons, then the C returned to the battle with Callisto and Tasha Yar in charge. Castillo. 
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*Castillo at 7 am, furtively looking if no one is paying attention to him at the replicator* computer, pieces of poo poo. Hot.
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MikeJF posted:Woah I unironically love the Nova class and I love this size of ship. Another one of Voyager's huge misses on potential was the idea that the Intrepid class never felt as small as it was supposed to be, and it still ended up with TNG's ship of endless hallways and infinite expendable crew effect.
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Paradoxish posted:I unironically love the Nova class and I love this size of ship. Another one of Voyager's huge misses on potential was the idea that the Intrepid class never felt as small as it was supposed to be, and it still ended up with TNG's ship of endless hallways and infinite expendable crew effect. Someone pointed out on the one-nacelle Enterprise-like ship that the crew complement was 200, with 20 officers. Meanwhile if you look at Voyager's crew, there were roughly 170 people and like 50 different lieutenants alone.
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Snow Cone Capone posted:What episode is this gif from anyway? I wanna say it's from a leaked production video where they test costumes, hair and make-up. edit: I wanna say I'm wrong and a fool davidspackage fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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davidspackage posted:*Castillo at 7 am, furtively looking if no one is paying attention to him at the replicator* computer, pieces of poo poo. Hot. 
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MillennialVulcan posted:Someone pointed out on the one-nacelle Enterprise-like ship that the crew complement was 200, with 20 officers. Meanwhile if you look at Voyager's crew, there were roughly 170 people and like 50 different lieutenants alone. I feel like Voyager suffered from rank inflation - lots of people did heroic things that got them promoted from Ensign, but they couldn't be transferred to anywhere else or promoted to appropriate responsibilities, so you end up with the equivalent of the Lower Decks crew all being Lieutenants while still cleaning out the holodeck cum vats.
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