Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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Zugzwang posted:This is very funny. Sounds likes like Grimes wound up doing ok, minus initially dating Elon of course. Well she has his kid so
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:28 |
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sebmojo posted:I think the billion was just if the financing fell through, it wasn't a choice between paying that or going through with the deal. Rigel posted:Yeah, there wasn't a "buy twitter or pay a few billion" choice, it was "buy twitter, or buy twitter and pay a huge penalty" Lol it's even worse than I remembered. Just a contract written with a massive L on the first page I enjoyed that he forced them on a deal and they they made it more seller friendly which we barely blinked at
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:30 |
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Maybe its changed but 2 years ago Twitter wasn't the #1 traffic driver even among paid media much less all sources on anything I worked on. Mr. Crow posted:Well she has his kid so Two, I think
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:30 |
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Musk didn't have to tender an offer, or if he did he could have simply lowballed it and let the board reject him pro forma. He instead made an offer with a very high premium and the board said "gently caress yeah!" because they figured they had no reasonable way to grow to that valuation any time soon. In this contract was written two key clauses that absolutely would have been bonkers and was likely vigorously warned against but ignored: one waived due diligence, the other allowed for specific performance. The first is essentially him saying he's buying the company "as-is" and that's more or less that. He made noises about "material misrepresentations" but they were weak arguments because, well, he kept shooting his defenses in the crotch by saying stuff that showed either contrary intent or knowledge he already knew about these "defects" before he signed. Discovery during the suit would have destroyed what tattered remnants there were of his defenses. Secondly, while there was a liquidated damages clause, it also in another breath say that either party could insist if they wanted on the fulfillment of the terms of this contract. Musk could break up only if Twitter agreed to not let him buy it. Otherwise Twitter would be sold at $54.20 per share, no questions asked. Why did Musk sign such a stupid contract? I still have my "he did a few too many rails of coke" theory from before.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:32 |
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Also just remembered that he started off the whole process by buying shares into the company to obtain a board seat, but (again, presumably) was unable to pass their due diligence and other regulatory tests and thus @parag and the team refused as they should have. That then led to the funny weed number bid.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:33 |
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It’s a good RSS feed and micro blog . In fact it killed rss . That’s it it didn’t have to be anything more !! It was ok !! Instead capital has to destroy it because being a fascist is frowned upon
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:33 |
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Barudak posted:Maybe its changed but 2 years ago Twitter wasn't the #1 traffic driver even among paid media much less all sources on anything I worked on. Probably why it barely made a profit since inception.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:39 |
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I have to believe someone is going to build "twitter but with verification for important accounts and fewer nazis", but they might need to wait for it to die first before they commit to it. Maybe there's not a huge amount of money to be made, but there will be an obvious void to be filled.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:40 |
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smoobles posted:google bipolar disorder Okay, now the DSM is just making poo poo up. What’s next, Facebook Borderline Personality Disorder? Attention Deficit Tiktok Disorder?
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:41 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:His management style is basically walking into the office bareass naked and waving his dick around like a helicopter I've started into the Kirk, that will not defeat me.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:43 |
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sebmojo posted:Read that document I linked, not only did he buy it at 38% over the value he bullied the board into accepting the deal lmao Mr. Crow posted:Well she has his kid so
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Elon got his mediocre white male friends Justin roiland (Rick and morty) wait lol how have I not heard this part yet
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sebmojo posted:Read that document I linked, not only did he buy it at 38% over the value he bullied the board into accepting the deal lmao
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GD_American posted:wait lol how have I not heard this part yet Yeah same I thought roiland was the more normal one on that show
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:49 |
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I got bored
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kw0134 posted:Why did Musk sign such a stupid contract? I still have my "he did a few too many rails of coke" theory from before. i suspect you're right. a lot of things he does give off "addict brain" vibes to me, specifically the sudden bouts of mania. i wouldn't be surprised if he goes into rehab some day soon. typical nerd, couldn't handle his drugs.😔
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Chrpno posted:Richer Kyanka
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davecrazy posted:I still don’t get that part of it. A tweet is not a binding contract. At some point he signed a contract. Nobody told him it was a dumb idea as he was putting pen to paper? I wonder if he has untreated bipolar/mania. Because drugs wear off but mania lasts for several days or weeks. I've had a few several week long manic binges in my life before I got medicated and during these times I've done poo poo like impulse buy a new car (on credit, I promise I'm not a billionaire) and take an unplanned month of leave to code a machine learning agent 18 hours a day. All I can say is thank Christ I'm a huge nerd and not a billionaire because someone with mania and untapped resources is in for a bad time. PS: There's a sad side note here about how there's no one in musk's orbit who cares enough and has enough influence to get him into treatment because even if he doesn't have bipolar, he's definitely got some issues.
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Party Ape posted:I wonder if he has untreated bipolar/mania. I thought this could be what's going on, but there never appears to be a moment of self-awareness or a "my bad." This has been going on for decades. I think it's nothing more complicated that him just an entitled, immature dork with poor impulse control and a hell of a lot of money.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:09 |
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Party Ape posted:PS: There's a sad side note here about how there's no one in musk's orbit who cares enough and has enough influence to get him into treatment because even if he doesn't have bipolar, he's definitely got some issues. narcissism is incredibly difficult to treat because in order for clinical therapy to work, a patient must want it to work if you pathologically believe that you're god's gift to humanity then how likely is it that that'll happen?
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:11 |
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he probably says "dunno" because he's never actually visited a mental health professional that wasn't just part of a company's hr or whatever
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GD_American posted:wait lol how have I not heard this part yet https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1099039453190877184?t=-7KWIs0HGNCm5hp4IBMkNQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/wcti12/status/1576119736202674181?t=y_TamuuMTlOsWOT8fH8J_A&s=19 https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1589779352912547840?t=Mh7rqQmn_l9-8DIhwvn-kg&s=19
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:12 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:He posted one of those tired pronoun jokes and grimes responded with "I know you don't have so much hate in your heart" that ultimately led to her leaving him and hooking up with Chelsea Manning. He got so mad about this he tweeted that he was going to buy Twitter at the funny weed number and then somehow @jack took notice and said yes, yes! Let's do it! Elon got his mediocre white male friends Justin roiland (Rick and morty) and roe Rogan to be part of his negotiation buddies, and presumably a terrible lawyer at some point, and he signs an airtight contract where Twitter is able to force him to purchase the company at a way overvalued US$44b or so or he pays a billion or two as contract termination damage. He realised the error and tried several times to get out where @parag knew he was making poo poo up, so Twitter brought him to court. The court discovery process came to the point where his text messages needed to be made public (leading to the Rogan / roiland texts being leaked) and to stop more from turning up he gave up and agreed to the purchase. He bought a sink to the HQ and then fired the c level team including @parag "for cause" when they all had golden parachute clauses in their employment contracts, so they probably are initiating or have initiated lawsuits against him now. He then fired the board making him sole director and presumably they also have golden parachute clauses too. He fired almost everyone else, killed remote working, and caused the legal, cyber security, privacy, compliance, communications, pr, advertising and other heads to quit. He continues tweeting throughout this whole thing. i missed the justin roiland bit just lmao taking billion dollar advice from a guy who did a cartoon about a grandpa trying to convince his grandson to suck his dick
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1099039453190877184?t=-7KWIs0HGNCm5hp4IBMkNQ&s=19 Every proper noun in this tweet makes me increasingly less and less likely to watch that video
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1589779352912547840?t=Mh7rqQmn_l9-8DIhwvn-kg&s=19 Can't believe musk hosed up twitter verification just to own the rick and morty guy
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:17 |
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roiland gave elon a cameo on rick and morty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQHCz9ZZorA get it, elon tusk sounds like elon musk comedy gold
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https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591608302076858371
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Also just remembered that he started off the whole process by buying shares into the company to obtain a board seat, but (again, presumably) was unable to pass their due diligence and other regulatory tests and thus @parag and the team refused as they should have. That then led to the funny weed number bid. by illegally buying shares without mandated disclosure, I will note
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AARP LARPer posted:I thought this could be what's going on, but there never appears to be a moment of self-awareness or a "my bad." This has been going on for decades. I think it's nothing more complicated that him just an entitled, immature dork with poor impulse control and a hell of a lot of money. His apparent desires are extremely erratic in a way that feels more pathological than mere poor impulse control.
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https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591608305113518081 https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591629672236089344 jfc
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:32 |
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What does MSM mean here? I only know this as 'men who have sex with men.'
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kw0134 posted:He still has his apparent moments of clarity, because if you add up the time he's spent between "I want Twitter" and "No I do not want Twitter," he's spent six months fighting the deal he signed with everything at his disposal, and a mere month courting, closing, and running Twitter into the ground. And when he said "okay, let's do it anyway" in the middle of a lawsuit compelling performance, he went into his new ownership role with a great deal of zeal for a guy who had to get put in the driver's seat kicking and screaming. Pretty sure he's either bipolar, or consumes enough drugs to give him manic phases. It also seems like manic-Elon knew that down-Elon would try to get out of the deal and specifically wrote a contract that would lock him in.
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Sodium Chloride posted:What does MSM mean here? I only know this as 'men who have sex with men.' Main stream media
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:35 |
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Mainstream media is often the most kind to him too.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 04:37 |
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If you are wondering what msm means look up what Henry ford is famous for
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Sockser posted:Two-three weeks ago I would've said "No, Twitter is pretty big with a serious engineering team, they've got a lot of rails around that" They run their own servers. euphronius posted:It’s a good RSS feed and micro blog . In fact it killed rss . That’s it it didn’t have to be anything more !! It was ok !!
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Sodium Chloride posted:What does MSM mean here? I only know this as 'men who have sex with men.'
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Making superior motors
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euphronius posted:If you are wondering what msm means look up what Henry ford is famous for the model T?
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No Fords publication is so grossly hateful I can’t even type its name
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