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HolePisser1982 posted:Developers are like auncles/piblings who get to shepherd us littles between setpieces so we dont ever feel lost/scared/alone
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lol at so many posts
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Nov 14, 2022 20:12
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i can't believe this is real
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:i can't believe this is real I feel personally offended that this game exists. Lol
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Nov 14, 2022 20:13
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They just wanted to make sure david jaffe could play this one lool blammo!
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Nov 14, 2022 20:13
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 My dad likes loot. My dad likes loot and my dad will craft all night. My dad likes loot. My dad likes loot.. My dad likes loot and my dad will craft all night. My dad likes loot. Ba da da Na. My dad likes loot. My dad likes loot and my dad will craft all night. ----------------
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HolePisser1982 posted:Developers are like auncles/piblings who get to shepherd us littles between setpieces so we dont ever feel lost/scared/alone
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Nov 14, 2022 20:13
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insane anime posted:
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insane anime posted:
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Nov 14, 2022 20:15
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What's in Daddy's crate? Lmao
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Nov 14, 2022 20:15
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Boblios of Miamos: Kratos, come, my brother is just up ahead.
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Nov 14, 2022 20:15
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insane anime posted:What's in Daddy's crate? Lmao Daikatana Ritsu posted:Boblios of Miamos: Kratos, come, my brother is just up ahead. Lol
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Nov 14, 2022 20:17
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And the cat's in the Kratos and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when" but we'll open loot chests then, you know we'll have a good time then.
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Nov 14, 2022 20:17
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Nov 14, 2022 20:18
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Very good game, Sony changed my diapie after I made a boom boom
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Nov 14, 2022 20:19
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Pablo Nergigante posted:And the cat's in the Kratos and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when" but we'll open loot chests then, you know we'll have a good time then. lol ----------------
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Nov 14, 2022 20:19
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to the guy up above if youre going to rip off /v/ posts and bring them to the imp zone at least bring back some sexy anime titties whil eyoure at it.
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Nov 14, 2022 20:20
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Pablo Nergigante posted:And the cat's in the Kratos and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when" but we'll open loot chests then, you know we'll have a good time then. Lmao
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Nov 14, 2022 20:20
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Wormskull posted:Believe me when I say, you better crouuuch, homeslice! lmao
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Nov 14, 2022 20:31
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Imagining this in every single clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c
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Nov 14, 2022 20:32
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guardians of the galaxy does this but instead of being cute about it everyone yells "HEY WHERE THE HELL YOU GOING DUMBASS GET BACK HERE LIMPDICK" every time you step two feet off the main path
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Nov 14, 2022 20:35
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lol so loving annoying sounding
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Nov 14, 2022 20:57
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Wormskull posted:Kratos’s Son T Posing and sinking slowly into the earth tiptoes first: Dad…? In the world of God of War — featuring Kratos, the God of War, large wooden boxes inlaid with gold and pearl, known as premium chests, contain fabulous treasures and utilities to aid and enrich your journey. Loading PSN store.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:05
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Kratos your health is low. Do you have any potions…or food? Daikatana Ritsu posted:Tome of the Medium found. (3/12) Dongicus posted:to gf: hey, thats kratos fro - Wormskull posted:Yoda in a powered wheelchair mowing down Mensa members in a convention hall. EmmyOk posted:This is an incredible evolution of the sad dad genre imo. Dad just trying to have five minutes of fun while his shrewish wife mercilessly harangues him That Little Demon posted:Telling the God of War how to fight Pablo Nergigante posted:Kratos, that's an axe. The wedge-shaped blade and lever handle allows the user to cleave through objects with less effort. Pablo Nergigante posted:Kratos, your Blades of Chaos are easy to handle, allowing me to chop through enemies with little effort, and the chains mean I can send them flying at a target and they will return to me. Your weapon, sir... *smiles* It will keeeel. Sub-Actuality posted:narrator reading the beforeiplay.com page out loud during the intro insane anime posted:Remove the Hungry Man from the microwave when the timer reaches zero. You have 2minutes 30seconds to wipe the table off. Quickly! Use the Bounty wipes and non-chemical all natural disinfectant spray. 2 minutes remaining. That trash can is looking full..Don't just stuff the paper towels inside of it! Remove the garbage! It won't remove itself. 1 minute remaining..I'm hungry. When are you going to actually cook again? Thor knows you could use the weight loss. The dryer is ready to be emptied and folded. Yawn, 30 seconds. Wow, sure smells good! Just like mom used to make. Vomit. 10 seconds remaining. Put down that gun. You are not authorized to use that weapon. Stop pointing that thing at yourself. Sigh, I guess I'll have to remove the TV dinner from the microwave myself..GAME OVER insane anime posted:Crouch jumping on to the sex swing and no clipping through the wall and following out of bounds into the basement where i sleep on a futon Pablo Nergigante posted:*Kratos moves 3 feet off critical path to open a chest* Uh, so that just happened. Pablo Nergigante posted:Fagoth the Pole-jacker: By the gods Kratos, we must hurry to the next objective! Wormskull posted:Kratos’s Son T Posing and sinking slowly into the earth tiptoes first: Dad…? In the world of God of War — featuring Kratos, the God of War, large wooden boxes inlaid with gold and pearl, known as premium chests, contain fabulous treasures and utilities to aid and enrich your journey. Loading PSN store. Daikatana Ritsu posted:Boblios of Miamos: Kratos, come, my brother is just up ahead. Pablo Nergigante posted:And the cat's in the Kratos and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when" but we'll open loot chests then, you know we'll have a good time then. EmmyOk posted:Imagining this in every single clip jesus christ I'm dying lmfao
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Nov 14, 2022 21:18
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Nov 14, 2022 21:34
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Dad buys me loot
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Nov 14, 2022 21:34
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dr. evil therapy speech but its about his dad loving loot
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Nov 14, 2022 21:41
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That Little Demon posted:Dad buys me loot 
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god lol its all I hear now
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Nov 14, 2022 21:46
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my son tells me what to do here, there, and everywhere
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Nov 14, 2022 21:47
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and in the end, the route you take is equal to the route they make
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Nov 14, 2022 21:49
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Father, you will be returning to the main quest presently I hope
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Nov 14, 2022 21:51
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why would these dipshit developers even have stuff to grab in side rooms if NPCs are gonna yell at you the whole time you explore lol.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:52
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Kratos: Is this your loot? Boy: No dad, I- Kratos: Where did you get it, who taught you how to loot this stuff?
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Nov 14, 2022 21:53
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That Little Demon posted:my son tells me what to do here, there, and everywhere Fungah! posted:and in the end, the route you take is equal to the route they make lmao
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Don’t go chasing purple loot, please stick to the main quest objectives that you’re used to
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