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ranbo das posted:I played the entire Mass Effect Trilogy as Male Shepard what does that make me.
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I can understand the logic behind regular folks trying to stop shoplifters since it gives them the chance to play "hero" in what mass media portrays as one of the most horryfing crimes, but do people seriously report people sleeping in their own cars? Petiso has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Nov 19, 2022 |
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Petiso posted:I can understand the logic behind regular folks trying to stop shoplifters since it gives them the chance to play "hero" in what mass media portrays as one of the most horryfing crimes, but do people seriously report people sleeping in their own cars? Do you even realise what that will do to my property values
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 12:35 |
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Borscht posted:Mass effect taught me that when you make evil choices your face gets all cracked and glow-y and cool We learned that years ago with Kotor
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Large Testicles posted:Do you want honesty? OGS know you do your Paragon run as man Shepard and your Renegade run as woman Shepard (both with the same first name, German)
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 15:06 |
The only real shepherd Is Truck Shephard
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 15:12 |
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Please feel free to relate to whichever of these is most relevant to your personal situation
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 16:10 |
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is this loss
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 16:17 |
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snitches are literally the moderators of the real world.
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 16:25 |
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swap 3 & 4 and it works as a looping comic
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 16:26 |
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flavor.flv posted:
would like to see another set of four with the vagina equivalent p&ty
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 16:40 |
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If my wife ever asked to hold my dick while I peed I'd let her In fact now I'm disappointed she hasn't asked this
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 17:19 |
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kalel posted:would like to see another set of four with the vagina equivalent p&ty Vagina havers don't pee, no balls to store it in
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 17:22 |
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They store the pee in the ovaries duh
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 17:36 |
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I thought pee was stored in the boobs
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 17:59 |
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Dabir posted:Vagina havers don't pee, no balls to store it in
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 18:04 |
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kalel posted:would like to see another set of four with the vagina equivalent p&ty I (35m) was asked by a coworker (20f) at work (active duty US Navy warship) if I knew how many "holes girls have down there" I sighed and told her that I was 35, married for 13 years, and have a daughter. She patiently explained that that didn't mean poo poo, then gestured broadly to a group of young male sailors that she worked with, who presumably didn't know that women don't pee out of their vagina. The answer is three, BTW.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I (35m) was asked by a coworker (20f) at work (active duty US Navy warship) if I knew how many "holes girls have down there" My dad “taught” me this when we was very inebriated while we were camping when I was like 12. It was late and everyone else had gone to bed. He sat down next to me at the fire and said ‘I realized we never had the talk and you’re getting older. Girls have three holes. Hang on.’ and got up to pee on a tree and then immediately went to sleep.
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flavor.flv posted:
https://i.imgur.com/0qTVqlM.mp4
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I (35m) was asked by a coworker (20f) at work (active duty US Navy warship) if I knew how many "holes girls have down there" Why are people so weird about this when it clearly hangs on your definition of "hole" (And that colloquially people use "vagina" to mean the entirety of female genitalia)
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theflyingorc posted:Why are people so weird about this when it clearly hangs on your definition of "hole"
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Women don't pee, they squirt Learn some biology idiots
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 19:24 |
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true story
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 19:42 |
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CopperHound posted:Humans are basically just a donut with various dents and bumps, so one hole. Not counting piercing. Humans are a machine that processes whatever they eat into sausage, temporarily
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There's the pee hole, the baby hole and what, the rear end in a top hat? Also, last I checked there was two nostrils, two earholes and a mouth
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Humans are a machine that processes whatever they eat into sausage, temporarily Incorrect. Sausage has a skin that keeps the shape. We're turning it into meatloaf.
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BonHair posted:Incorrect. Sausage has a skin that keeps the shape. We're turning it into meatloaf. your intestines are a poop sausage
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CopperHound posted:Humans are basically just a donut with various dents and bumps, so one hole. Not counting piercing. Humans are a donut with a few extra holes punched through it (your nostrils, eustachian tubes, and tear ducts) and a large number of dents (invaginations). The total number of holes and dents is difficult to pin down, though -- kind of like the coastline problem. Women have one hole and at least six dents down there.
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Sagebrush posted:Humans are a donut with a few extra holes punched through it (your nostrils, eustachian tubes, and tear ducts) and a large number of dents (invaginations). The total number of holes and dents is difficult to pin down, though -- kind of like the coastline problem. It's actually 8 Vagina dent-eight-a
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I (35m) was asked by a coworker (20f) at work (active duty US Navy warship) if I knew how many "holes girls have down there" Those are rookie numbers
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theflyingorc posted:It's actually 8 I’m going to punch you until you are floating in blood
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that is cucky
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 20:32 |
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BonHair posted:Incorrect. Sausage has a skin that keeps the shape. We're turning it into meatloaf. Would you agree that sausages traditionally have some sort of natural casing filled with ground food and chemicals Everything in transit between your main holes is a sausage for awhile OwlFancier posted:your intestines are a poop sausage My man knows
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False. Our mouth connects to our rear end, forming un unbroken channel through the human body. The human body is a donut.
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 20:56 |
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If you clench your butthole and hold your nose you make the closed ends of the sausage.
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Don't forget we're deuterostomes. Our rear end in a top hat is formed first. Before we are donut, before we are anything, we are rear end in a top hat.
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