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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA same energy as the people trying to say liking fat tiddies and asses is a modern western indulgence
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA 2.6k likes lmao imagine outing yourself like that
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Sylvian Wastes posted:Apparently the twitter janitors at Twitter hq San Francisco are part of a bigger janitors union and they're on strike. eh let them strike, the amount of code those janitors were producing was miniscule anyway
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Filox posted:Caught up with thread. Anyone else remember a couple days ago, seeing a tweet from some rear end kisser all concerned for Musky and telling him to be careful and have good security or whatever, because dear lord you're a target, King Leon? Paraphrasing, but I swear I saw it. Not inclined to dig back through the thread or Twitter looking for it, though. Brownie points to whoever finds it. You mean this one?: Decon posted:Not when your plan was to never actually unveil anything in the first place, and just make vague suggestions that you've been pressured not to. (Just happen to have come into the thread about 20 pages behind today and saw it. Jesus Christ I cannot keep up with this thread. Elon. Just. Keeps. Posting.) A farting mink posted:Sane and normal. That dude (Brett) needs a savage beating or two from the proletariat.
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Grimes' Basilisk: You wind up in the simulation with a big dick and small brain eternal
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA I bet you wear pants too, barbarian
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kazil posted:eh let them strike, the amount of code those janitors were producing was miniscule anyway caffeine free diet coke cans everywhere
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA That would be someone with a very small penis trying to convince The Females that it is better for him to have a very small penis. I mean, I'd love for it to be true - I'd have like an 800 IQ.
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA TIL I am jenius nobel blood
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dr_rat posted:Nope. And you can fit a lot more bodies on a rocket ship if you don't need to include oxygen/water/food for them as well. The martian graveyard strategy is a very elegant solution for "populating" mars, I think we can all agree. Send a ton of dead bodies up there, then all you need is to send one necromancer to get poo poo started.
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imagine the smell of the 10th floor bathrooms right now, especially with everyone getting $400 lunches
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599672158086889474 Elon Musk basically posts "gently caress this stupid doomed world, I'm leaving and none of you are coming with me" and his followers are just loving it
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kazil posted:eh let them strike, the amount of code those janitors were producing was miniscule anyway
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QuarkJets posted:Elon Musk basically posts "gently caress this stupid doomed world, I'm leaving and none of you are coming with me" and his followers are just loving it "these humans, I grow tired of them" "gently caress where am I gonna get tendies"
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kazil posted:imagine the smell of the 10th floor bathrooms right now, especially with everyone getting $400 lunches Oh the lunch contract has already been changed. I believe it went to a farm food specialists. Technically their food isn't suitable for human consumption, but they'll install a free pig trough if you sign up for 12 months or more, so it's not like you can say no to a deal like that!
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA
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The janitors are also the infrastructure team as of 2 weeks ago
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA Those Hunter Biden pics really shook some folks.
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Imagine all statues had huge dongs
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Pontificating rear end posted:Imagine all statues had huge dongs Statues of Priapus do.
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Pontificating rear end posted:Imagine all statues had huge dongs
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<Michaelangelo carving David> "lol gunna make his wiener small"
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Murdstone posted:They do. That's right they do *pats you on the head* they sure do, buddy
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Finally, the people who buy the raised pickups in my area have another reason to explain how alpha-brain they are! We're one incel monologue away from them buying chastity cages and becoming femboys in the hopes of "triggering the libs"
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Alan Smithee posted:"these humans, I grow tired of them" That "Don't Look Up" movie fell out of the public consciousness pretty fast but while its Trump analogue was the main floor show, its Musk analogue sure ended up being even more on the mark
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QuarkJets posted:Elon Musk basically posts "gently caress this stupid doomed world, I'm leaving and none of you are coming with me" and his followers are just loving it I'm loving it too, Elon musk is right, he should be shot into space with no chance he'll ever return. Seal the doors, cut the comms and let him be on his merry way.
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Darchangel posted:That would be someone with a very small penis trying to convince The Females that it is better for him to have a very small penis.
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kdrudy posted:Those Hunter Biden pics really shook some folks.
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Data Graham posted:That "Don't Look Up" movie fell out of the public consciousness pretty fast but while its Trump analogue was the main floor show, its Musk analogue sure ended up being even more on the mark The ark being packed with elderly rich people was extremely on point
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Darchangel posted:You mean this one?: No, the one I'm thinking of didn't have the every five minute check in.
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going back a bit to stripping all the tracking poo poo out of twitter URLs, the ClearURLs addon for desktop browsers does all that for you, enjoy
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Just love that ol muskys biggest stans probably consider themselves futurists while simultaneously calling for the creation of science fiction technology by the person most likely to deliberately want to create the torment matrix. Like, imagine what brain upload technology developed by a billionaire would look like.
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Data Graham posted:That "Don't Look Up" movie fell out of the public consciousness pretty fast but while its Trump analogue was the main floor show, its Musk analogue sure ended up being even more on the mark Probably because it was unwatchable trash and the only attention it got was whatever the studio felt like paying for.
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I liked that movie. Kind of. I guess it was entertaining and obviously had a huge message but the acting wasn't great, especially from Leo (and Jennifer Lawrence is bad in just about everything but I still like her for some reason), but it was kinda fun if you're drunk. I like a whole lot of bad movies though. The past week or so I've been thinking of making a thread about that but I'm a giant pussy and only try to make threads that will be a hit. I'll probably do it soon. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Dec 6, 2022 |
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Tiny Timbs posted:It was pretty funny & good It's very "woke" dude. So don't be little bitch.
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