FreudianSlippers posted:

Alternative theory:

They're both the same person with two alt accounts and also amnesia

notoldpainless posted:

Disgraceful. Absolutely shameful.

oldpainless posted:

Agreed.

Evilreaver posted:

This is the first question I am asked by everyone who learns what I do for a living. Do you want to know the terrible, terrible truth about my profession?

All I get is a regular-rear end keyboard

Carthag Tuek posted:

back when i did conscientious objector service at a hospital, i was enrolled to transcribe some conference recordings a couple times and good lord is it awful. every time i got in the zone, people would crosstalk or say a weird half-word and mess up my flow. luckily i could put like SAGFGHGUFIDASX and just try to keep it going, then go back and correct it on a second run of the recording. i cannot imagine doing it in real time. much respect, your wpm must be insane

SimonChris posted:

I once read an interview from a former Danish intelligence agent, who said that people would be less worried about surveillance if they knew how much work it takes to transcribe a phone call.

Karate Bastard posted:

But when the transvenuous you know gently caress intercalation with oftentimes the gently caress which can really interfre gently caress saturative processes before when we di and when that IHATEYOU longer than usual gently caress OH MY GOD

Karate Bastard posted:

And then they do hand gestures

Splicer posted:

Imagine being a court transcriber in Italy.

Splicer posted:

Imagine being a court transcriber in Italy.

Mokotow posted:

Have you guys consider pornography

Captain_Maclaine posted:

We Don't Post Porn Here.

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1601635260630208512?s=20&t=5gEH-61pNM28C-IZ8t5uHw

now you've done it America. The dealer of death sticks is back in play and has scores to settle

teen witch posted:

Seventy six genders led the pride parade
With a hundred & ten drag queens close at hand

Carthag Tuek posted:

e: vaffanculo

HootTheOwl posted:

Maybe it's because my wife has medical issues but I don't know why the artificial womb is dystopian.

MRC48B posted:

because It removes control of the means of production from the workers.

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Look just because all the factory workers lined up outside your moms door doesn't mean the womb is the means of production

Delphisage posted:

I don't know. I just thought "Shinto" was an alternate term I could use to spice up my thesaurus instead of saying "Japanese culture".

Delphisage posted:

How do I use big words in my vocabulary without people dogpiling me?

Cythereal posted:

Platystemon posted:

Baron von Eevl posted:

This person is such an incredibly weird dork and I've never encountered them before because apparently we post in entirely different parts of this forum, but they post a lot.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I was in a deposition once, and my dad and the opposing later started talking over each other, and I just yelled at em to stop cause the stenographer looked like she was about to murder them both. They stopped, looked at me, and I pointed my thumb at her and they got the hint. Well all quieted down a bit and went on with the questioning. She looked so relieved.

If I'd have been on the other side of my dad I might not have said anything but I was in stabbing range and she had quite the murder face going.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

They stopped, looked at me, and I pointed my thumb at her and they got the hint.

shame on an IGA posted:

So last night I was having a nice sexy dream about being ridden cowgirl style and delivering some savage rear end smacks and then I woke up mid-swing and slapped the poo poo out of my nuts IRL

owner of a shoe posted:

Watch your top knot, soldier brew#!@ The call him Urinal Cake Earl. What a trivial fathom you all pronounce, girate your hips with a steady sway of null.

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xiw posted:

Love this book, still have it in the coffee table pile.

https://archive.org/details/flightofdragons00dick

The URL is a bit unfortunate tho

Cythereal posted:

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Someone will get drunk enough to poo poo in the sorting hat.

haveblue posted:

What house does this get the next guy put in

The Bee posted:

The outhouse

Ghost Leviathan posted:

TCC taught us all years ago that nothing is a better anti-drug message than seeing nerds do them.

RFC2324 posted:

FAU had the best take on TCC and goons in general, something about the common factor that goons share is taking something and finding the "best" way to do it, then crank that to 11.

Sometimes its politics, sometimes its speedruns, sometimes its getting so hosed up that you can't see for the next year

Memento posted:

Oh don't forget that those goons were eyeballing doses (ie, measuring them by eye) and then one goon went "ok I can eyeball a dose too" and injected it directly into their tear duct.

I LIKE COOKIE posted:

I've never witnessed a torch accident but this one time we were really drunk smoking hookah and some clumsy drunk girl knocked the hookah over and the hookah coal burned a hole completely through the wicker table it was on and started the carpet on fire. I mean that poo poo just burned through the wicker table like a hot knife through butter, it was fast as gently caress. The table barely put up any resistance it was like the hookah coal just fell straight through it. And the table was a good 3 inches thick too it wasn't no lovely paper thin wicker table. The carpet caught on fire pretty loving fast too and it was pretty drat scary. For a second I really thought the whole loving house was about to burn to the ground.

Luckily, we got the carpet fire contained quickly by dousing it with water from the closest water source... which just so happened to be our nasty rear end gravity bong water. That loving smell. Oh. My. God.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we didn't burn the whole house down, but fuckkkk man. The combined forces of the burnt plastic-y wicker table, the burnt carpet, and the steaming hot 3 month old turd ridden butthole stank rear end gravity bong water, fuckkkkkk that smell still haunts me to this day. Of course the smell never fully went away and that room will forever be cursed by the stench of 'the day that dumb bitch knocked the hookah over'

The end

EorayMel posted:

TCC is also rich for Funny* Forum Quotes

Grassy Knowles posted:

I’m not sure if it would disappoint you or delight you to know this used to be such a common occurrence at college parties a few decades ago.

RFC2324 posted:

Yes, this is a thing that stopped happening a few decades ago

EorayMel posted:

TCC is also rich for Funny* Forum Quotes