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Ghetto SuperCzar posted:What's the opposite of "go woke go broke"? "go fash lose cash" CaptainSarcastic posted:
There's YouTube channel blocker extensions you can get for most major browsers now. With just one click you can disappear these assholes from your virtual life forever.
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Dec 19, 2022 17:33
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Nazis storming Twitter HQ trying to save musk but accidentally killing him because they think hes a copy of the real musk
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Dec 19, 2022 17:33
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Pretending there is anyone left at Twitter HQ except bored security guards
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I hope Elon stays on so the lols stay flowing for you There Bias Two posted:poo poo, I'm sorry you're going through such a rough time right now. DMs are open if you need to vent. Another Bill posted:Hang in there kitty! Codependent Poster posted:Good luck to you and your family. Sorry to hear about the hard times. Infinitum posted:I hope whatever dumb thing is about to happen, cause it's gonna be dumb, is dumb enough to take your mind off things for a bit friendo. Thanks fellow Goons. It's funny, I've taken myself off of every social media platform except this place- I hope SA never changes I think I would leave the Internet forever if some goober lime Musk took this place over. It kind of had the opposite happen, didn't it? May Elon continue to distracted me from my currently sad life.
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geonetix posted:Pretending there is anyone left at Twitter HQ except bored security guards I wonder how much actually work people are twitter are doing at the moment? Like, I can imagine a lot of peoples days is just watching elons twitter account trying to figure out if they'll still have a job by days end.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1604661892840009729 quote:In his communications with The Post, Collado, who said he was a driver for Uber Eats, also made several bizarre and unsupported claims, including that he believed Boucher was sending him coded messages through her Instagram posts; that Musk was monitoring his real-time location; and that Musk could control Uber Eats to block him from receiving delivery orders. This is sad. Medication could probably help this man but he's an Uber Eats driver so he probably can't afford it. Besides, those secret messages were intended for me.
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Rondette posted:It's funny, I've taken myself off of every social media platform except this place Same, my days have started off so much better without scrolling some drat algorithmically generated feed
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geonetix posted:Pretending there is anyone left at Twitter HQ except bored security guards There's still like, what, 50 to 100 people there that Musk is forcing to live, work, and sleep there in jury rigged hotel room spaces because they're all there on work visas and Musk will deport them if they try to leave. So yeah, the slaves are still there. Security isn't there to keep anyone out, they're there to keep the servants in.
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MasterSitsu posted:146.54 At the rate it’s dropped the past week, it’ll be under 100 by the year end. Wonder where the floor is
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MasterSitsu posted:146.54 Gotta appreciate the transition from 'musk tweets are tanking tesla stock' to this morning's 'musk not tweeting is causing tesla stock to tank more'
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Konar posted:Same, my days have started off so much better without scrolling some drat algorithmically generated feed Jokes on you were about to roll out golden man babies (up votes) and gasses (down votes) so we can synergize with the paradigm of web 3.0 Make your posts good people!
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Steadiman posted:This is why you shouldn't allow mail-in voting on Twitter polls. Rigged! It's likely that's why he's doing it via poll, isn't it? So he can step away, under investor pressure, without admitting any fault? His followers would just assume it's a rigged poll and he's just too much of an honorable man to fight the results. At least that's what he thinks in his head. In reality they'll be digusyed by his rolling over when ubermensch Trump fought.
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Kashuno posted:Gotta appreciate the transition from 'musk tweets are tanking tesla stock' to this morning's 'musk not tweeting is causing tesla stock to tank more' I think it's just the downward spiral of nobody knows what's going on and people realizing that,the philosopher king they staked the company's value on is actually a drooling idiot.
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bad_fmr posted:Wait wait wait. The flight tracker assassin is SA poster Waffle House? Btw according to the Sagas thread in PYF this is actually appearing more and more likely
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Konar posted:Same, my days have started off so much better without scrolling some drat algorithmically generated feed Browse imgur a lot and I recently started filtering out trump, musk, and politics. It cleans up like 80% of the feed. I just want to see dumb memes and pictures of cats and dogs https://i.imgur.com/DHF1t6n.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/ngvZITz.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/AWHt8L0.mp4
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Make your posts good people! never
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Jokes on you were about to roll out golden man babies (up votes) and gasses (down votes) so we can synergize with the paradigm of web 3.0 
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Decon posted:The real lesson I'm getting here is that the only good big name in tech is Myspace Tom. He made a fairly successful website, sold it before it collapsed, and hosed off with his cartoon sacks of cash to.... *checks wikipedia*... do photography at Burning Man. He's my friend, and yeah a sound guy
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Jokes on you were about to roll out golden man babies (up votes) and gasses (down votes) so we can synergize with the paradigm of web 3.0 
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I like tom because he was like "yeah okay you can play a song on your page, you might piss people off but whatever man, its all on you, use your best judgment"
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Jokes on you were about to roll out golden man babies (up votes) and gasses (down votes) so we can synergize with the paradigm of web 3.0 Sequoia Capital uncomfortably shifting in their chairs as goons explain why the downvotes actually need to be references to holocaust gas chambers. They still make a 300 million dollar initial funding investment.
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Post you big loving BitchBaby Couldn't wait to run your fat Trouth mouth earlier, what's wrong now?
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As promised, I will now STEP DOWN from twitter *picks up his severed foot the saudis chopped off, drops it on the tarmack* Crylaugh-emoji-face
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Wait.. so since losing has Elon gone radio silent? Because lmfao he is surely sulking and crying if so.
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Hobo Clown posted:I can't believe Elon Musk loving killed himself noooooo he had information that would lead to the arrest of hilary clinton
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yook posted:As promised, I will now STEP DOWN from twitter "Let that sink in!" *is slowly lowered into drum of acid*
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geonetix posted:Pretending there is anyone left at Twitter HQ except bored security guards There's also Dora, Eivid and Alejandro who still run the cafeteria that nobody uses. Pretty cool job all in all.
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"Please Mr Trump, won't you pretty please be the CEO of Twitter? I bought it for you!"
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AARD VARKMAN posted:elon was sent to the Past while in flight and he's currently tearing up sheets of paper at an empty airport If this is a Langoliers reference he's DEFINITELY the guy who went crazy about hallucinating being late to a meeting and his dad hating him
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A farting mink posted:There's also Dora, Eivid and Alejandro who still run the cafeteria that nobody uses. he sold all the cafeteria equipment, what do they do?
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ProfessorMarvel posted:If this is a Langoliers reference he's DEFINITELY the guy who went crazy about hallucinating being late to a meeting and his dad hating him That's the paper-ripping guy.
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