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CBD Corndog posted:Oh, I know what will fix the freefalling stock price This would mean something, if your feet could be wirelessly charges.
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I dunno why people don't realize with freaks like elon (and trump) loyalty is an extremely one way street.
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CBD Corndog posted:
Textbook 5D chess
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Frank Frank posted:Wtf is the point of private likes? The whole point of dumb bullshit like that is brag John Wick of Dogs posted:I can like lewds without my wife seeing Samuel L. Jackson is getting heat for his liking habits. NSFW https://i.redd.it/o9f9o7db0k7a1.jpg
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The Question IRL posted:This would mean something, if your feet could be wirelessly charges. Oh well in that case it makes sense, there's plenty of people on Twitter who charge wirelessly for their feet
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shock, the view count thing is something twitter already trialled years ago and decided not to deploy, and elon just dusted it off and shipped it https://twitter.com/Stammy/status/1606021753725034497
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Dec 23, 2022 19:10
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How many people with 0 view tweets will complain to elon directly about being shadowbanned lol
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Dec 23, 2022 19:12
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Just to be clear what this person is asking for WOULD require actual development work; which means it will not happen
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https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591502124977950720 Did Luke get the boot over this?
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Serious_Cyclone posted:https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591502124977950720 LOL It's THAT GUY? Guess he wasn't hardcore enough!
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Serious_Cyclone posted:https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591502124977950720 Guess it took about a month to transition all of Luke’s knowledge
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Lmao “they were cut for a reason” That reason is a certain fuckwit that took over and decided to be a gigantic pissbaby about literally everything.
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 The attached tweet also says it isn't just the owner's views - they tweeted this, logged out, logged back in and found it at 10
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Green Wing posted:
Probably 10 poorly-batched RPC requests. Working on it
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Dec 23, 2022 19:37
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Clearly the FBI agents are viewing the tweets
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priznat posted:I dunno why people don't realize with freaks like elon (and trump) loyalty is an extremely one way street. But what if one day I got to be the freak? Worth it!
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BigglesSWE posted:How long till mentioning Glass Onion will get you banned on Twitter? Why? Does Rian Johnson dunk all over Musk in the movie, or this some weird perpetual right wing nerd outrage spill over from The Last Jedi somehow?
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Maybe Elons definition of a view is different from ours. Like, yeah, you’re viewing this post right now, but is that really just a view. Maybe you lingered on it for a second. That could be like 1.8 views. Or if you left it on your screen while you left to answer a phone call or take a piss. Now we’re in 50 views, maybe even triple digits if you camp out on the toilet like I do. If I leave a post on my screen overnight, guess what, you’ve gone viral.
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nine-gear crow posted:Why? Does Rian Johnson dunk all over Musk in the movie, or this some weird perpetual right wing nerd outrage spill over from The Last Jedi somehow? The former. There's a character in there who fills a very similar archetype as a weirdo rich wunderkind guy, and the movie takes great pleasure in showing him to be a gigantic idiot who got rich on the back of dumb luck and other people's work.
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The Postman posted:Clearly the FBI agents are viewing the tweets It's Maye Musk trying to save her son's crumbling empire.
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I'm less inclined to believe that the view counts are completely fabricated than I am that they just implemented it in the most lazy way possible without any consideration of whether it actually reflects views or not (because who's going to know?). Maybe they just put a counter on and keep track of every time the tweet is touched by any part of the system.
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 i'm sure this won't be bloated at all. i hope they just plop it into the existing UI with "public" or "private" toggles lol
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Serious_Cyclone posted:https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591502124977950720 lol even this loser suck up couldn’t hack it
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Elon is just going to promise everyone every feature they want and won't deliver on any of it.
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I would love to see someone put together a UI mockup with all the dumb features elon is promising, it’s gonna be a nightmare.
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lol, imagine working for the FTC right now
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priznat posted:I would love to see someone put together a UI mockup with all the dumb features elon is promising, it’s gonna be a nightmare. Bullshit. It's all going to be great, they just need to rewrite their ridiculous stack.
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All he has to do now is buy keenspot's old codebase and call it twitter, seems like what he wants is an old image board rss kind of thing
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super cool that Elon brought these back Maybe you can have visitors sign a guestbook on each tweet next
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out of sight out of mind bing bong
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Just offhandedly committing to building a YouTube competitor in reply to some random https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1606369816205414400?s=46&t=J_h4nOgCr08i9lGC8k5Eew
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I want a realistic down-to-earth twitter that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots. And, also, you should win things by watching.
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Lol when you look that dude up on LinkedIn, there's a section "posts mentioning Luke" and the top posts are all screenshots of his slack messages
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it takes a great engineer to reply to every random suggestion about your 40 billion dollar website with agreement
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AARD VARKMAN posted:it takes a great engineer to reply to every random suggestion about your 40 billion dollar website with agreement Interesting
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Noxville posted:Just offhandedly committing to building a YouTube competitor in reply to some random I bet he just forwards these tweets to employees and says "on my desk by Friday"
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